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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysWednesday, September 24, 2008 Volume XVII,
                    Number 68
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?... On Sept.
                24th, the diabetes Support Group will meet at 4
                p.m in the Relationship Center at McCune-Brooks
                Regional Hospital. Galen Snodgrass, MBRH Chaplain
                will speak on "The Healing Power of Positive
                Thinking: Diabetes Included." Call
                417-359-2652 for more info.  Did Ya Know?... Ulmer
                Funeral Home is sponsoring a "Surviving
                Spouse" group, the first meeting will be on
                Oct. 6th at 5 p.m. at the Ulmer Funeral Home
                Community Room with a light dinner provided at no
                charge. Call 417-358-2222 for more info and to
                RSVP.  |  
                | today's
                laugh These mummies are thousands of
                years old.Yeah? Where are the poppies?
 They dont show comedies
                in the English movies on Saturday nights any
                more.Whyzat?
 They dont want any more laughing in church
                on Sundays.
 What happened, George?Puncture.
 You should have watched out for it. The guidebook
                warned us there was a fork in the road about this
                point.
 | 1908INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Farmers Discouraged. The wheat acreage in
        Jasper County for the coming year will probably be
        reduced 30 or 40 per cent from the total of last year.
        This condition is to be accounted for by the practical
        failure of the wheat crop during the last two years.
        There has not been a good yield of wheat since 1906 and
        the farmers have become discouraged.  Kendricktown Couples
        Wed. Frank London and Miss
        Golden Parker of Kendricktown, were married at the
        Baptist parsonage on North Maple street yesterday
        afternoon at 4 oclock, Rev. S.A. Northrop
        officiating.  Mrs. Kate Brown is
        spending the afternoon at Joplin with her son Lee who
        will leave this evening for Houston, Texas, after making
        his mother and relatives a pleasant visit the past three
        weeks. Mrs. Brown my probably later spend the winter with
        her son in Texas. 
            
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                 | Today's
                Feature Maple Leaf
                Deadlines Approaching. Deadlines are
                nearing for entry to several Maple Leaf Festival
                events. The deadline for the Little Miss &
                Mister, Junior and Queen Maple Leaf Pageant is
                scheduled for Monday, September 29th. The
                deadline for entry applications for the Maple
                Leaf Parade is scheduled for October 1. The 42nd Annual
                Maple Leaf Festival is scheduled to be held from
                October 11 through 18 this year. The parade will
                be held on Saturday, October 18th beginning at
                9:00 a.m. The parade, which is one of the
                highlights of the 8-day Festival, brings over
                50,000 visitors to the local community. Entry
                forms may be obtained at the Carthage Chamber of
                Commerce office, 402 S. Garrison Ave. For further
                information call the Chamber at 417-358-2373. Additional
                information received from the Chamber of Commerce
                notes that the First Annual Farm Girl Festival
                will be held on October 4 from 10:00 a.m. until
                dusk at Red Oak II in Carthage. Admission is free
                to this event. Activities include crafts, food,
                music, soap making, basket weaving, dutch oven
                cooking, jewelry making, hay rides, a petting zoo
                and a book signing by Lowell Davis.  |  
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 | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin'I find myself on occasion wonderin what
                happened to those pieces of memorabilia I once
                had. Most are of no real significance, but from
                time to time I wish I knew where they ended up.
 A couple a cap pistols I had as
                a kid were protected for a while, but I now have
                no idea where they disappeared. A Tonka Truck and
                the family favorite "lung tester" were
                stolen and a guitar I was particularly fond of. A
                guitar amplifier last time I heard was in
                Chicago. A stereo system moved with a family I
                tried to help out. A drill I forgot to pack from
                a job site. I usually think of these things
                individually, but Im startin to
                figure Ive lost more stuff than I remember
                havin. I guess as long as I can remember,
                the mind remains. This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
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                A TipBy JoAnn Derson
  "While painting the
                baseboards in our house, my husband came up with
                the most ingenious system for moving along. We
                have hard surface floors throughout the house, so
                he got a hold of two carpet scraps. He put them
                back-to-back so that the carpet was facing out on
                both sides. Then he used it as a kneeling pad.
                The double carpet buffered his knees, and he
                could just scoot along, since the carpet on the
                other side made for easy sliding. The baseboards
                were done in no time, and I am so proud of his
                smarts!" -- R.L. in Tennessee  "When raking up
                leaves, I clip my leaf bags to the chain link
                fence using clothespins. They hold the bag open
                for me, and its much easier to do by
                myself." -- U.L. in Pennsylvania  "To freshen up
                garbage cans, apply a little vanilla extract to a
                cotton ball and put it inside the can. This works
                well for me in the bathrooms. Every time the lid
                is lifted, the smell is pretty -- not
                yucky." -- D.S. in Oklahoma  "I floss my teeth
                every day, but keeping my teeth clean is not the
                only use I have for floss. You can use the
                unflavored (not mint) kind to slice cheesecake
                and other soft items. Just stretch a piece across
                the cake and push down. When you get to the
                bottom, slide it out from one side. The cut is
                flawless." -- S.K. in South Carolina   To get rid of hairspray
                buildup on your curling iron, wet a cotton ball
                with rubbing alcohol and use it to scrub the
                residue off. It just melts right off. Just make
                sure you do this while the irons cold, not
                after you use it. And do it in a ventilated area,
                because the alcohol can be quite strong smelling. |  Copyright 1997-2008 by Heritage
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