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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, September 29, 2008 Volume XVII,
                    Number 71
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?... The
                Family Literacy Center, at 706 Orchard is having
                a new class on Citizenship and preparing for the
                Citizenship Test. The class will be starting on
                October 2, Thursday evening at 6:00 p.m. and
                Friday morning at 10:00 a.m. All classes are
                free. Call 358-5926 for more information. Did Ya Know?...
                September 29th is the deadline for application
                entry for the Maple Leaf Festival Little Miss
                & Mister, Junior and Queen pageants. For more
                information contact the Chamber of Commerce at
                358-2373 Did Ya Know?... The
                first committee meeting for Relay For Life 09,
                sponsored by the American Cancer Society, will be
                held on October 2 at 6:00 p.m. in the First
                Christian Church, 800 S. Main. Call 417-627-7506
                for more info. Those interested in serving on the
                committee are urged to attend.  |  
                | today's
                laugh My father said he didnt
                like women that drive from the back seat. What did your mother say to that?
 She said back seat drivers were no worse than men
                who cook from the dining room table.
 I bought it at the fifteen cent
                store.You mean, the five and ten,
 Well, five and ten makes fifteen.
 Can you change a dollar for me?
 Almost. I can change sixty-five cents for it.
 | 1908INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Late Session Acts
        Received. Court House Crowd Busy
        Scanning State Laws. The circuit clerk has
        received the session acts of the last legislature and
        distributed them throughout the courthouse. Everybody was
        poring over the pages this morning perfecting themselves
        in the latest legal lore. The new game laws are set
        forth in the volume, also a new dram-shop law which
        compels the person procuring the license to file his
        petition with the county clerk ten days before making
        application to the court.  Both Phones 560 - Jerry N.
        Taylor. Buying; Selling; Exchanging - thats my
        business. Furniture, Stoves, Carpets. Complete line. N.
        Main. SEE! Carthage Bottling Works -
        Carbonated Beverages. Steinberg Bros., Props. 117 E.
        Central Ave.  
            
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                 | Today's
                Feature Flu &
                Pneumonia Vaccine. The Jasper County
                Health Department is offering Flu and Pneumonia
                vaccine to all residents of Jasper County outside
                the city limits of Joplin. This vaccine is
                available for all persons 6 months of age and
                older. The Flu Vaccine is $15.00 and Pneumonia is
                $35. Those with Medicare Part B or Medicaid/Mo
                Health Net cards should bring their cards to
                their appointment. All clinics at the Jasper
                County Health Department will require an
                appointment. Please call 417-358-3111 or
                toll-free at 877-879-9131 to inquire about
                availability of childrens flu vaccine at
                offsite clinics.  The clinics will
                be held on the following dates:  Thursday, October
                2 at the Jasper County Health Department, 105
                Lincoln from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. to 3
                p.m. Friday, October 3,
                Walk-in Clinics at Carl Junction City Hall, 800
                E. Pennell Street from 9 to 11 a.m. and Webb City
                First Baptist Church, 102 N. Roane from 1:30 to
                3:30 p.m. Monday, October 6,
                Walk-in Clinics at Avilla School, 400 Sarcoxie
                Street from 9 to 11 a.m. and Jasper Methodist
                Church, 122 N. 1st Street from 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Thursday, October
                9, Walk-in Clinics at Alba City Hall, 111 E. High
                Street from 9-11 a.m. and Oronogo City Hall, 653
                E. Central Street from 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Friday, October
                10, Walk-in Clinics at Duquesne City Hall, 1501
                S. Duquesne Rd from 9-11 a.m. and Duenweg City
                Hall, 106 Webb St. from 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Wednesday, October
                22, Walk-in clinic at Sarcoxie in the Gene Taylor
                Community Center, 218 N. 5th St. from 1:30 to
                3:30 p.m. Thursday, October
                30, Jasper County Health Department from 1-4 p.m.
                if vaccine is still available. Appointment
                required.  Call the Jasper
                County Health Department for further information.
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 | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin'We always had a Fall Festival where I grew up.
                Usually the high school and grade school bands
                would march and possibly a band or two from
                neighborin small communities. There were
                always several nice floats brought by the
                churches youth groups or other
                organizations. What impressed me most at that age
                were the comic type presentations.
 A couple a women would
                typically stuff pillows to fill out their
                husbands overalls they were wearin
                and put on funny hats. Maybe clown makeup or a
                humorous mask. Theyd work the crowd
                actin silly as they moved with the parade.
                They probly werent that funny, but
                the fact that everone knew em and
                played along made the scene hilarious to most.
                Course the main attraction of any parade is
                the crowd. This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
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 By Sally Armstrong, Director of artCentral
 Finding the
                Right Caulk Q: I discovered
                some small cracks in the wood frames of my back
                door and windows. A friend told me an easy fix is
                to just caulk over the cracks. But at the
                hardware store, I found several different types
                of caulk. Which is the best to use on outside
                wood frames? -- DIY Newbie in Ohio A: Each type of
                caulk available at your local home-improvement
                store has somewhat different properties -- even
                though their main purpose is to create a durable
                seal against the elements. Heres a short
                guide to the different types:  Acrylic
                latex: An all-around caulk with an acrylic base,
                thats easy to work with. Keep a tube of it
                around for any job where the area normally stays
                dry - its also the best for small cracks in
                wood trim. Cleans up with water.  Vinyl latex
                (a.k.a. polyvinyl acetate): Another all-around
                caulk that can be used in wet areas, like the tub
                or shower.  Butyl
                rubber: Harder to apply, but good for outdoor use
                -- including sealing window frames, gutter and
                downspout seams -- because of its ability to flex
                with changes in temperature and its weather
                resistance.  Silicone:
                Perhaps the strongest bonding caulk available --
                yet silicone doesnt hold paint at all.
                (Colored silicone caulk is available.) Make sure
                the work area is well-ventilated. Clean excess
                silicone using rubbing alcohol.  Oil-based:
                This is the least expensive caulk you can
                purchase, and you get what you pay for. Once the
                oil has leached from the material -- which
                happens in a couple years depending on where it
                is used -- the caulking dries, shrinks and
                crumbles out of the cracks. HOME TIP: To
                prevent the tip of a caulking tube from drying
                out between uses, wipe the outside clean, poke a
                nail inside the tip to clear it, then cover the
                tip with a slip-on pencil eraser or an electrical
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