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Wednesday, September 3, 2008 Volume XVII,
Did Ya Know?... The
first annual Falling Leaves Festival, Quilt &
Craft Show will be held Sept. 6th, 9 a.m. to 7
p.m. Located at 104 N Locust in Pierce City.
Featured will be antique quilts, handmade crafts
and lots more. Call 417-476-5844 for more info.
Did Ya Know?.... On
Sept. 13th , at 7 p.m. will be the 20th Annual
Outdoor Gospel Sing at the Country Side Church, 8
miles west of Jasper. Come enjoy The Missourians
and Ninth Hour Quartet. Call 417-394-2046 for
Did Ya Know?... Branson
is coming to Carthage on Sat. Sept. 6th at the
Carthage VFW starting at 8 pm. This event is open
to the public and features Lallie Bridges and
David Ehlert. Tickets for the 2 hour show are $6
for singles and $10 for couples.
I dont like that chair.
Its a Louis the 14th.
Well, its too small. I want a Louis the
Bacon and eggs, waiter. The
eggs not too hard and the bacon rather crisp.
Buttered toast without too much butter, and iced
tea without too much tea.
Yes, sir. Is there any special design you would
like on the dishes?
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
ST. LOUIS DENTISTS QUIT
The St. Louis dentists
have closed up their dental parlors on the north side of
the square and quit business. Dr. A.B. McKeehan, who has
been conducting the office alone for two months past left
Sunday to take a position as traveling salesman for a
dental supply firm. His partner, Dr. C. M. Spencer, who
left earlier in the summer, has located in the southeast
part of the state.
J. H. KNUDSEN
J. H. Knudson of South
Garrison Avenue, who has been ill for two weeks, was able
to be at his plumbing store on South Main Street today.
He has been threatened with typhoid fever.
The firm is due to open a
branch store in Texarkana, Tex., but Mr. Knudsen will
probably not be able to go there for a few days. He will
also go to Ardmore, Okla., where he has a plumbing store
and where he spends much of his time.
Women at Stones Throw.
Dinner Theatre announces its upcoming production
of Neil Simons Jakes Women.
Jakes Women is a romantic comedy by Neil
Simon, to be presented by Stones Throw
Dinner Theatre of Carthage, Missouri this coming
September. Additional funding assistance is
provided by the Missouri Arts Council and Schmidt
Show dates are
September 4, 5, & 6, and Sept. 12 & 13,
with a Sunday matinee on Sept. 14. Doors open at
6:00 pm, with dinner served at 6:30 pm and show
starting at 7:30 pm. Sunday matinee opens at
12:30 pm, with lunch served at 1:00 pm and show
starting at 2:00 pm.
Ticket prices are
$20.00 for adults, $19.00 for Seniors over 55,
$17.00 for youth under 16, and children under
five admitted free.
be made by calling the theatre at 417-358-9665 or
Betty Bell at 417-358-7268, online at
email@example.com or by visiting the
Stones Throw website at
Directed by Doug
Dickey, Jakes Women stars Kevin Provins in
the title role, with Shana Kleinhans, Shanti
Navarre, Morgan Sneed, Cheyla Navarre, Linda
Bailey, Lyn Whyte, and Amber Norton as
Poor Jake. A very
successful novelist, his marriage is not so
successful. In fact, his wife wants to leave him.
So in an effort to help him through this crisis,
the women in his life come to his rescue. Sort
of. Theres his boisterous sister who bosses
him around, his sardonic analyst who seems to
enjoy taunting him, his grown daughter whos
wise beyond her years, and his revered first wife
who is clueless but with good reason. But
heres the problem the conversations
are in his imagination. He even talks with his
daughter when she was just a child, and has
poignant dialogs with his first wife who, by the
way, is dead. Imagination invades the reality,
especially when struggling to discuss the
marriage with his estranged wife, or trying to
decide on his future with his new girlfriend. The
result is a moving romantic comedy with laughter
and tears as only Neil Simon can craft a story.
It seems of little surprise
that folks might differ on the pronunciation of
Missouri (ah or ee), with a language where Pete
and sweet rhyme, but sweat and peat dont.
As a youngster I often
questioned the English teacher about how a person
was supposed ta learn to spell with such
inconsistencies in the language.
Course the i before e
except after c and when it sounds like
"a" as in neighbor and weigh is typical
of the irregularities in the system. Who made
this stuff up?
Wouldnt naghbor and wagh
be a lot simpler? I dont know of those
spellings already bein spoke for. No one
would consider watchin Beigh Watch, or care
to give you the time of deigh I suppose.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
By JoAnn Derson
On Sale in September: Cookware
and dishes, pool and patio equipment and new cars
(check for deals on the current years model
after the new model years release).
season" for fall? Try squash, apples,
broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower,
coconuts, cranberries, grapes, mushrooms,
parsnips, pineapple, pumpkin, sweet potatoes and
"I use this trick in my
linen closet all the time, but you can also do it
in your regular clothes drawers. Place a fabric
softener sheet in dresser drawers or between
towels and sheets when you put them away. Your
clothes will retain a nice, freshly laundered
scent. Make sure you place the sheets near a safe
fabric, not silk or anything delicate." --
R.L. in North Carolina
Studies show that having a
late-afternoon snack of 100-200 calories high in
protein can not only help you stave off the
pre-dinner hungries, it also can save you as many
as 400 calories at suppertime. You arent as
likely to be overhungry, so you can pay attention
to when your body tells you to stop eating.
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