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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, September 8, 2008 Volume XVII, Number
                    56
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                ya know? Did Ya Know?...On Sept.
                13th , at 7 p.m. will be the 20th Annual Outdoor
                Gospel Sing at the Country Side Church, 8 miles
                west of Jasper. Come enjoy The Missourians and
                Ninth Hour Quartet. Call 417-394-2046 for more
                information. Did Ya Know?...The First
                Church of the Nazarene will hold a "Back to
                School Bash" on Friday Sept. 13th at 6 p.m.
                and Sunday, Sept. 14 at 10:30 a.m. located at
                2000 Grand in Carthage. Call 417-358-4265 for
                more information. |  
                | today's
                laugh Youre a wonderful
                horseman. I never thought you could stay on that
                horse. I just had to. Why? My pants were caught under the
                saddle. If you find youre losing
                the fight just start singing and well call
                it off. Well, if Im out of tune,
                youll know he knocked me flat. I want some raw oysters. They
                must not be too large or too small: not too salty
                and not too soft. They must be cold and Im
                in a hurry for them. Yes, sir. Will you have
                em with or without pearls, sir? | 1908INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 DELAY IN OILING
        ROADS. Due to the failure of the consignments
        of oil to arrive in time, it is probable that the attempt
        to oil several highways in the Jasper County mining
        district this fall may be postponed until next spring. It
        had been intended to oil a part of the Chitwood road as a
        practical experiment, and if the test proved
        satisfactory, to improve other roads in the same way. The order for a car of 9,600 gallons of
        oil was placed in Caney, Kansas, several weeks ago, but
        shipment was delayed for some reason until last week. A
        bill of lading for the car was received then, and that is
        the last that has been heard of the car. RESUMES HER OLD
        POSITION. Miss Ida Beatty has taken her old
        position as cashier at the M.B. Kelley Grocery Store on
        North Main Street, where she was employed for years up to
        a few years ago. 
            
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                 | Today's
                Feature Approved
                Trees, Not Lawsuit.  The City Council Public
                Services Committee met late last week, the
                meeting having been moved due to Labor Day. The
                committee approved a motion to forward to Council
                a recommendation to allow the planting of three
                trees in Kellogg Lake Park. The requestor is
                willing to purchase the trees and the committee
                agreed that as long as no signage is included
                that the trees may be planted and will be
                maintained by the City Parks Department.  The committee also discussed a
                potential lawsuit concerning railroad
                right-of-way. The City was invited to join a
                class-action lawsuit by Mark F. Thor Hearne, a
                St. Louis lawyer. The suit would give back
                property to its original owners that in 1876 was
                taken for use in the Memphis, Carthage
                Northwestern Railroad Company. Since then the
                line was used by Burlington Northern, after which
                the 28 mile easement from Columbus, KS to
                Carthage was released by the railroad company for
                use in the "Rails to Trails" program.
                City Administrator Tom Short told the committee
                that the City has supported the Rails to Trails
                program historically, and as the lawsuit would
                interfere with that property use, recommended
                that the City not join the lawsuit. The committee
                agreed, and approved a motion to recommend to
                City Council that the City not take part in the
                lawsuit.  The committee also discussed
                the reservation policy at City parks and the
                potential rental of City Hall basement to the
                Missouri Circuit Court for records storage. In
                both items it was agreed that further research
                was required, and so no action was taken by the
                committee.  City Administrator Short and
                Parks Director Alan Bull also gave an update on
                the status of the proposed City-owned skate park.
                Short and Bull recently took a trip to a American
                Ramp Company, a Joplin business that manufactures
                modular ramps for installation at skate parks.
                The City representatives met with the company
                owners and toured the facility, which they
                reported to be "impressive."  |  
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 | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin' Im thinkin they
                oughta put no passing lanes in the grocery
                stores. Right turn only at the
                intersection of isles might be helpful also.
                After a complete stop of course. I dont think they need
                speed limits, but possibly some 15 minute
                parkin zones. If ya cant find what
                your lookin for in 15 minutes, ya gotta
                push your cart around the block and try again. Of
                course a main part of the problem with
                navigatin through the stores is the fact
                that things arent ever in the same spot for
                more than a week or two. Folks aimlessly
                wanderin through the store lookin for
                that bottle of salad dressin they got here
                last month. Bound to be some collisions from
                people rubberneckin as they pass the isles.
                Now theres a reality TV show. This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
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                IS A HAMMER. By Samantha Mazzotta Winterproofing. Q: I have a friend who has a
                fig tree in his garden. Every fall, he uproots
                it, digs a bigger hole and buries the tree until
                spring. Have you ever heard of such a crazy
                thing? I know people uproot bulbs and store them
                through winter, but not whole trees. -- Larry in
                Quincy, Mass. A: Thats pretty cool, and
                if it works, great. Keeping a non-native tree
                alive in a much colder climate is quite a
                challenge. Your friends seasonal
                routine is a good example of how caring for your
                homes outdoor items -- whether they be
                plants or tools -- keeps them in good shape and
                lasting for years. As the weather turns from hot
                to cold and the growing season ends, now is the
                time to begin cleaning and storing yard and
                garden equipment for the winter. Most parts of the country have
                at least one yard-mowing and hedge-trimming
                weekend left, so stagger your equipment put-away
                schedule. Start with the gardening tools, for
                example, leaving the lawnmower for last. Clean hand tools with mild soap
                and water, rinse and dry thoroughly. Coat metal
                parts with either an all-purpose oil or a thin
                layer of floor wax. Rub a thin coat of linseed
                oil onto wooden handles. Store tools properly --
                hanging vertically from a punch board, for
                example, is best -- away from moisture or direct
                sunlight. Gas-powered equipment should
                have the gas tank drained in a well-ventilated
                area (store the gas in proper containers or
                discard according to your towns hazardous
                materials rules). Inspect the engines spark
                plug -- replace if necessary -- and replace the
                air filter. Then clean the blade area and
                surrounding parts with soapy water, rinse, dry
                and spray with an all-purpose oil. Store
                according to manufacturer directions. |  Copyright 1997-2008 by Heritage
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