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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysWednesday, June 17, 2009 Volume XVII, Number 254
 did ya
        know? Did Ya Know?... McCune-Brooks
        Hospital will be having their "Golden
        Reflections" a monthly meeting & birthday
        celebration in the community center on June 18th at 2 PM.
        For info, call 417-359-1351. Did Ya Know?... Freeman Hospital
        will be holding a Stroke Support Group on June 18th from
        3-4 PM at College View Manor, 3828 College View Dr.,
        Joplin. The event is "New Approach to Aphasia
        Therapy." For more info, call 417-347-1234. Did Ya Know?... June 18th
        through the 21st, Precious Moments is holding their 2009
        Reunion Event "To God Be the Glory." For more
        info, call Donna at 417-359-3085. | 
    
        | today's
        laugh A stolen
        credit card A man said his credit card was stolen
        but he decided not to report it because the thief was
        spending less than his wife did.  My wife is pregnant A man speaks frantically into the
        phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions
        are only two minutes apart!"  "Is this her first child?"
        the doctor queries.  "No, you idiot!" the man
        shouts. "This is her husband!"  -The factory of the future will have
        only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be
        there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the
        man from touching the equipment. 1898INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 A $20,000 DAMAGE
        SUIT. Case of Theodore L.
        Hurst vs the P. & G. Railway on Trial Today. A damage suit in which the plaintiff
        asks $20,000 for injuries received, was begun at noon
        today in circuit court. It is still in progress and
        likely to last over tomorrow. The title of the case is Theodore L.
        Hurst vs the Kansas City, Pittsburg & Gulf railway.
        The plaintiff, who was formerly a freight brakeman for
        the road, alleges that at Stillwell, Indian Territory, in
        August, 1897, he, while attempting to board a caboose
        tripped over some stones left beside the track and was
        thrown to the ground so violently as to be rendered
        unconscious. He rolled under the wheels and his right leg
        was crushed. He also received a cut on the head which
        greatly impairs his hearing. For all of which he asks
        $20,000 damages. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
                    
                        | Small Business can Apply for
                        ARC Loans. WASHINGTON 
                        Starting June 15, SBA will begin
                        accepting loans for a temporary new
                        program called Americas Recovery
                        Capital. "ARC" loans of up to
                        $35,000 are designed to provide a
                        "bridge" for viable small
                        businesses with immediate financial
                        hardship  to keep their doors open
                        until they get back on track.  "These ARC loans
                        are another tool in the SBA toolkit which
                        will provide critical support to small
                        businesses struggling to make it through
                        these tough economic times," said
                        Administrator Karen G. Mills.  ARC loans are
                        deferred-payment loans of up to $35,000,
                        available to established, viable,
                        for-profit small businesses that need
                        short-term help to make their principal
                        and interest payments on existing and
                        qualifying business debt. ARC loans are
                        100 percent guaranteed by the SBA and
                        have no SBA fees associated with them.  ARC loans will be
                        disbursed over a period of up to six
                        months and will provide funds to be used
                        for payments of principal and interest
                        for existing, qualifying small business
                        debt including mortgages, term and
                        revolving lines of credit, capital
                        leases, credit card obligations and notes
                        payable to vendors, suppliers and
                        utilities. SBA will pay the interest on
                        ARC loans to the lenders at the variable
                        rate of Prime plus two percent.  Repayment will not
                        begin until 12 months after the final
                        disbursement. After the 12-month deferral
                        period, borrowers will pay back the loan
                        principal over a period of five years. ARC loans will be made
                        by commercial lenders, not SBA directly.
                        For more information on ARC loans, visit
                        www.sba.gov. |  
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 I can remember my little sister
                runnin home cryin that one of the
                neighbor boys called her some name, probly
                somethin like peanutbreath. She was
                obviously upset, even though at her age, she had
                no idea what the name meant (nor do I at my age).
                She just knew that someone had called her that
                and she was hurt.  That was probly the time
                she was given the ultimate defense against such
                attacks. The "Sticks and stones can break my
                bones." If I have ta finish that old
                sayin, youve led a very protected
                childhood. I would have to guess some
                mother centuries ago came up with that and it
                will most likely never be improved upon. I would
                guess that those words are spoken to nearly
                ever preschooler as part of the first day
                ritual. This is some fact, but mostly,  Just Jake Talkin' 
                    
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                |  | Weekly Columns HERES A TIP  By JoAnn Derson  Clean candles by wiping
                them down with an alcohol-dampened towel or piece
                of cheesecloth. Let it dry before lighting. Be
                careful with candles that have a shell of color
                surrounding a plain-white candle. Scratching
                those could damage the color.  To root a plant, stretch
                a piece of aluminum foil over a glass filled with
                water and secure with a rubber band. Poke the
                stem right through the foil and into the water.
                The foil will hold the plant well -- even if
                its a heavy stem.  "Drain fries or
                fried fish on brown paper bags, such as the ones
                you might use for lunch or the ones that come
                from the grocery store. You also can use
                cardboard boxes lined with newspaper. We do this
                for the fried chicken at family cookouts, and
                its perfect." -- S.R. in Georgia  Wet a washcloth, stick
                it in a plastic baggie and freeze. Its
                great for teething babies, sunburns and boo-boos
                in general.   "I took a good
                chunk off my thumb with a sharp knife while
                cutting onions. The cut is healing, but its
                murder doing dishes or bathing. I have to change
                my bandages constantly. I finally got the idea to
                use a small balloon over the bandaged thumb tip.
                It kept the water out and kept the bandage in
                place. Why didnt I think of this
                earlier?" -- A.A. in Florida  Go Green Tip: Your
                driving style can greatly affect your
                vehicles gas mileage. Poor driving
                techniques -- aggressive acceleration, hard
                braking, higher speeds, compulsive passing --
                lower your fuel mileage and put you at risk for
                accidents. So do yourself a favor. Take it easy
                on the road. |  Copyright 1997-2009 by Heritage
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