Did Ya Know?... Beimdiek Insurance will be hosting their 6th Annual Salute a Veteran Blood Drive on June 19th from 8:00 AM to 6:00 PM. The Community Blood Center of the Ozarks mobile unit will be located at 303 West Third Street. Appointments can be scheduled by calling 417-358-4007 but walk-ins are always welcome.
Did Ya Know?... Jam Session Saturday, doors open @ 4:00 p.m., music starts @ 5:00 p.m. All acoustic instruments welcome! Salem Country Church, Red Oak II, Carthage MO., 417-237-0885.
Have a life after death
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers funeral, she stopped in to see you.
Put me into a fighting mood
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?
Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.
-When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.
The annual meeting of the stockholders of the Chautauqua assembly was held this morning at the Y.M.C.A. rooms. The president, Dr. Stewart, ruled that by the provisions of the charter the present board of directors should hold office for one year and therefore there should be no election till the next annual meeting, as the present board have only been in office about a month.
The question of Sunday opening was discussed but it was found that there is a contract on file with the organization which the present one succeeds, that the gates shall never be opened on Sunday, so upon the reading of that agreement the Sunday opening question was dropped.
A financial statement from the secretary showed a shortage of a bout $900 at the present time. A meeting of the stockholders will be called soon to decide how this indebtedness shall be dealt with.
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