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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, March 16, 2009, Volume XVII, Number
                    188
 did
                    ya know? Did Ya Know?... The
                    Can do Center will hold a dance March 17th. Did Ya Know?... The
                    Family Literacy Center will be making
                    chocolate Easter Eggs. The eggs will be
                    available for $3.00, March 16th thru April
                    12th, at several stores and businesses in
                    Carthage. |  
                | today's
                laugh A young avid golfer had a few
                hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he
                hurried, he could get in nine holes before
                heading home. Just as he was about to tee off an
                older gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked
                if he could play along. Not being able to say no,
                he agreed he could join him.  To his surprise the old man
                played quickly. He didnt hit the ball far,
                but plodded along and didnt waste time.
                Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the
                young man found himself with a tough shot. A
                large pine tree right in front of his ball. After several minutes of
                debating the shot the older man finally said,
                "You know, when I was your age Id hit
                the ball right over that tree."  With the challenge placed
                before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the
                ball up into the top of the tree and it thudded
                back on the ground a foot from where it had
                originally lay.  The old man offered one more
                comment, "Of course, when I was your age,
                that pine tree was only three feet tall." | 1909INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Compliments from
        Fayette. This weeks Fayette Democrat
        Leader contains a full column write-up of the
        Hall-Hendrix wedding, and speaks in the most
        complimentary terms of both Miss Hendrix and Mr. Hall. Of
        the former, it says: "Miss Hendrix is the
        granddaughter of the late Mr. Adam Hendrix, one of the
        pioneer citizens and bankers of Fayette; the daughter of
        the late Mr. Fremont Hendrix and a young woman who is
        dearly loved by her friends for her bright, amiable
        disposition, and who is universally admired for her
        beauty and accomplishments." Walter Smith
        Assigned. In Order to Facilitate the Settlement
        of His Estate. In order to prevent difficulties and
        legal delays in the settlement of his estate Walter H.
        Smith, the well know druggist who died Tuesday afternoon,
        made an assignment of the business on the day previous to
        his demise to Oscar D. Beem. The debts against the business amount
        to $1,510 and consist of three notes, two to M.L. Reed
        and one to the Central National Bank. Mr. Beem will continue to run the
        business as he has for some time past, until it is sold
        or all accounts settled. The drug stock will invoice, it
        is said, over $5,000. The familiar face of Major Beebe
        appearing in Carthage last evening. His Kansas City home
        was in the midst of the recent severe hail storm at that
        place and he reports the roof of his house riddled with
        hail stones. One crashed through the window into the
        house that measured three and a half inches in diameter. 
            
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                 | Today's
                Feature Senator Gary
                Nodler Encourages Municipalities and Non-Profits
                to Closely Monitor Federal Stimulus
                Opportunities. JEFFERSON CITY  With
                federal agencies already beginning to report use
                of funds from the American Recovery and
                Reinvestment Act of 2009, Sen. Gary Nodler
                (R-Joplin) is urging cities, counties, and
                non-profit organizations to closely watch for
                federal funding opportunities. Many of the grants
                available require immediate action and are
                becoming available on very short notice.  "This federal legislation
                is hundreds of pages long and addresses funding
                for programs that address a broad range of areas
                from broadband communications to nutrition. I am
                confident there are grants that would benefit
                many Southwest Missouri communities and
                organizations," said Sen. Nodler.
                "There have already been instances when
                grant application periods have only been open for
                a matter of days, so community leaders and
                officials need to keep a close eye on the
                possible opportunities." Missouri is estimated to
                receive approximately $4 billion in federal
                funding through the stimulus plan, but this does
                not include grants that could be awarded to
                programs and projects throughout the state.  Agencies distributing federal
                recovery grants include at least 25 national
                departments and organizations. Eligible projects
                are clearly and specifically defined and, in many
                instances, are required to begin work in a matter
                of months. The federal government is asking that
                recipients of federal funding begin reporting
                their use of funds by July 15th.  "With short deadlines and
                billions of dollars involved, I want to make sure
                that no one misses a valid funding option that
                could lead to economic development and job growth
                for our area," said Sen. Nodler.  More information on possible
                federal  
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 | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin' Then theres the one about
                the cat that was walkin along the muddy
                country road headin for the general store.
                He came upon a mouse in a rut in the road. The
                mouse called to the cat and asked if the feline
                could assist in getting him out of the rut.  The cat, amused at the rodents
                situation said no, he didnt feel that he
                could be of assistance and went on his way. Later in the day the cat was
                awaken from his nap by the mouse chewing on a
                grain sack. "Get someone to
                help?" the cat asked. "Nope, I got out by
                myself." "I thought you said you
                couldnt get out," mused the cat. "A car was
                comin," the mouse admitted, "I
                had too." This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by Carthage Printing | THIS IS A
                HAMMER By Samantha Mazzotta Give Your Dryer
                a Good Cleaning Q: I share a laundry room with
                the upstairs tenants, the washer and dryer get
                heavy use. The only thing is that the upstairs
                folks never clean out the lint screen, so after
                they are done drying several loads I end up
                removing half-inch-thick (or more) collections of
                lint. Lately, I've noticed that my clothes
                dont seem to dry as well and that they
                sometimes have lint balls stuck to them. Does the
                dryer need cleaning? -- Nate in New Hampshire A: Id say yes. The parts
                of the dryer that remove lint need to be
                inspected and cleaned. If the landlord supplies the
                washer and dryer, inform him or her right away
                that there is a lint and drying problem and that
                the dryer needs cleaning. Excess lint is a fire
                hazard. If youre the owner or you offer to
                fix the problem in return for a break on the
                rent, heres how to clean collected and
                trapped lint from the dryer and vents. 1) Unplug the dryer and detach
                the vent hose from the back. 2) Pull the dryer out from the
                wall. 3) Check the lint trap inside
                the dryer first: use a flexible brush (like a
                soft bottle brush) to rmove lint clusters. Vacuum
                out the space using the extension attachment on
                your vacuum cleaner.  4) Wipe or scrub away any
                buildup around or inside the lint trap, using
                water and a little detergent. 5) Wipe the interior drum
                clean. 6) Get behind the dryer and
                inspect the exit chute to which the dryer vent
                was attached. Vacuum out the chute. 7) Inspect the dryer vent and
                clean the same way. Also inspect and clean the
                outside exhaust vent.  This is about the most you can
                do to reduce lint buildup in the dryer. Lint also
                might be building up behind the drum, have an
                appliance repair person come and do that. Still,
                just this little maintenance effort, done twice a
                year, will significantly improve the efficiency
                of your dryer and reduce the risk of a lint fire. |  Copyright 1997-2009 by Heritage
        Publishing. All rights reserved. |