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Friday, March 20, 2009, Volume XVII, Number 192

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Family Literacy Center will be making chocolate Easter Eggs for $3.00 each. You can purchase the eggs March 16th thru April 12th at several stores and businesses in Carthage.

Did Ya Know?.. . The official ribbon cutting of the New Carthage High School will be held at 2:00 p.m. on Sunday, March 29th & tours for all public will follow until 4:00 p.m.


today's laugh

A couple of gentlemen were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn’t hurt."

• Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot".

• "Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

• I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own.

A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.


Same Old Chisel Racket

"Jack the Chiseler" is abroad again. Last night he sneaked down the dark and weedy alley back of E. J. Kreider’s second hand and furniture store on North Main street, and pried away at the window. Finally he broke the glass, lowered the window and climbed in. He left through the rear door, unlatching it from within.

This morning when Jerry Taylor opened up he missed some things. Five watches, two gold and three silver, twelve watch chains and a lady’s necklace were not in their accustomed place and a brown suit of clothes was also gone. The loss is estimated at $50. Marshal Bruffett is working on the case today, but no clue has yet been found.

The Carthage Pottery shipped a carload of their ware to Perry, Oklahoma, today.


Today's Feature

Blunt Supports Recouping Taxpayer-Funded Bonuses

Washington, D.C. – Southwest Missouri Congressman Roy Blunt issued the following statement after voting to recoup taxpayer-funded bonuses given to executives of corporations receiving government assistance:

"The message sent by the House today was far from ideal but certainly needed. Failing businesses need to realize they are spending borrowed money and they must stop giving insulting taxpayer-funded bonuses to their executives."

Blunt also commented after White House officials said President Barack Obama was no longer considering billing veterans for treatment of service-related injuries as a cost-cutting measure:

"The Obama Administration’s mere consideration of billing veterans for treatment of service-related injuries was not only insulting; it was a discredit to the service of our men and women in uniform. President Obama was under intense pressure to abandon this thoughtless proposal and I was glad to join these pro-veterans groups to help keep the promises made to our soldiers."


AIG’s Bonus Blow-Up: The Essential Q&A

by Sharona Coutts,

Monday marked six months to the day since AIG’s first bailout, but it wasn’t until news of executive bonuses over the weekend that public fury truly focused on the hemorrhaging insurer.

President Obama told Americans he was "choked up with anger" over bonus payments to executives at AIG’s Financial Products office whose bad bets pushed the company to the brink of collapse. The administration is worried about public anger turning against it, not just the company.

In some respects, the sudden anger is mystifying. After all, there’s nothing new about the bonuses except that a portion of them – $165 million – were actually paid on Friday. Contracts instigating the bonuses were made a year ago, and they’ve regularly been in the news in recent months.

And the amount involved is dwarfed by the tens of billions that flowed to banks and hedge funds.

AIG’s plan to pay bonuses have been public knowledge for more than a year. Why is this blowing up now?

Since its first bailout back in September 2008, AIG has had a lot of bad press. Nothing, though, has hit the public nerve like this latest scandal. The public seems to have had enough of junkets, bonuses and bailouts.

Perhaps it’s just politics – a distraction from other, more complicated problems, like the billions of taxpayer dollars that have flowed to banks and hedge funds, which have been overshadowed by the current rage. The controversy threatens to engulf Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, who’s quickly becoming the target for partisan rancor over the bonuses.

Here’s a timeline of the main events. Judge for yourself.

What’s the justification for the bonuses?

Several commentators have weighed in – reluctantly – on the side of paying bonuses. Andrew Ross Sorkin of the New York Times argues that the employees of AIG’s Financial Products division are the only folks capable of defusing the bombs they built, referring to the $1.6 trillion in notional value of credit default swaps still on AIG’s books, according to the company’s recent Securities and Exchange Commission filing.

That’s a lot of money, and what’s worse, the instruments themselves are highly complex and difficult to unwind. The swaps are a form of insurance that financial players buy to protect against potential losses. In return for regular payments, AIG took on the risk of those losses, a bet that turned out all wrong. Warren Buffet famously set about disbanding the packet of CDSs he bought when he acquired Berkshire Hathaway in 1998. The exercise took four years and cost over $400 million and involved a much smaller portfolio of swaps than AIG still holds.

On the other hand, some traders told The Wall Street Journal that even very complex derivatives can be unwound by "pretty much anyone with an understanding of derivatives."

Sorkin sees another reason – less sympathetic – to keep the bomb-makers on the payroll.

"A.I.G. employees concocted complex derivatives that then wormed their way through the global financial system. If they leave — the buzz on Wall Street is that some have, and more are ready to — they might simply turn around and trade against A.I.G.’s book. Why not? They know how bad it is. They built it."

Is it true that AIG is legally bound to pay the bonuses?

Lawyers interviewed in a bunch of outlets agree that AIG is legally bound to honor the contracts, and attorneys working for the Fed reportedly believe that breaching the contracts would just lead to even costlier lawsuits.

However, that doesn’t preclude negotiations, and Attorney General Cuomo thinks AIG is crying crocodile tears when they say they are helpless to stop the payments:

"We know that AIG was able to bargain with its Financial Products employees since these employees have agreed to take salaries of $1 for 2009 in exchange for receiving their retention bonus packages. The fact that AIG engaged in this negotiation flies in the face of AIG’s assertion that it had no choice but to make these lavish multi-million dollar bonus payments."

Federal Attorney General Eric Holder is now working with Treasury to figure out their legal options.

What are the options for the government to make good on their money?

There’s a range of ideas floating around. President Obama ordered Treasury Secretary Geithner to take all legal steps to block the bonuses. The problem is the payments have already been made.

A bipartisan group in Congress is drafting legislation to tax the bonuses, a measure they say would recoup 91 percent of the money. There are no details as yet, and representatives conceded that the law would be difficult to draft. House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Md., said there might be "issues relating to the ‘equal protection clause’ in the Constitution that forbids laws that affect certain groups differently.

Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, said that as owners of the company, the government should demand that the bonuses be rescinded.

Why didn’t anyone complain when the Bloomberg financial news service reported in January that bonuses would be forthcoming?

One person did. Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., told Bloomberg he was "extremely disappointed – but not surprised – to learn that AIG will be awarding bonuses to the very division that drove the company into the ground."

But other than that, there was very little official response to that story. That’s one of the mysteries of this scandal – why didn’t Geithner act earlier? A House Financial Services subommittee invited the treasury secretary to today’s hearing on AIG bonuses, but Geithner declined to attend.

Didn’t Geithner sign off on the bonuses before he became Treasury secretary?

The bonuses were agreed to in March 2008, long before the company came to the government for help. However, Liddy said at today’s hearing hearing that Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke knew of the deals months ago.

As we wrote earlier, committee members requested that Liddy provide them with minutes from all meetings with the Federal Reserve Bank, and the New York Fed, where the bonuses were discussed.

Liddy could not recall whether Geithner, as former president of the NY Fed, was present at earlier meetings about bonuses. Geithner’s handling of the bonus issue is increasingly under partisan attack. Today, Rep. Connie Mack, R-Fla., called for his resignation.

Did AIG renege on an earlier promise not to pay retention bonuses?

AIG agreed with New York Attorney General in October that "no funds will be distributed out of the $600 million deferred compensation and bonus pools of AIG’s Financial Products subsidiary."

Strictly speaking, it seems, AIG did not violate the words of that agreement – the latest bonuses came from a different pool of funds – but it certainly seems that the company violated the spirit of the agreement.

Why is New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo investigating?

Cuomo subpoenaed AIG for a list of the names of who received bonuses and how much they got. Although there is no official criminal investigation under way at this stage, Cuomo has repeatedly warned AIG that he will take further action "pursuant to New York law."

Which law, specifically? In his letter to Liddy on Monday, Cuomo implied that the payments could constitute "fraudulent conveyances under New York law."

That offense applies to actions taken with an intent to "hinder, delay or defraud either present or future creditors."

Haven’t other companies getting a bailout also paid bonuses?

Yes. Merrill Lynch – which was bought by Bank of America – paid $3.6 billion in bonuses last December, and Bank of America is fighting Cuomo’s attempts to find out who the money went to and how much they got.

JP Morgan is giving bonuses, but the firm must allow shareholders to vote on a proposal to tie bonuses to long-term stock performance, following an SEC ruling on March 9.

Wells Fargo cancelled bonuses to "a handful of top executives." But the bank raised their salaries by a hundred grand, to $700,000.

There are already reports of other bailed out banks, such at Citi, looking for ways to get around restrictions on bonuses.


Letter to the Editor.

Opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the Mornin’ Mail.

Well I see that Obama is just like the rest of the washington crowd. Remember he was going to get rid of earmarks and yet he signs one bill after another that are loaded with billions of dollars of earmarks. That is change?

Oh yes, remember, he was just going to tax rich people, but it is ok to tax smokers to the tune of sixty cents a pack. I guess he thinks all smokers are rich. Yes, Obama, you are just like the rest of the Washington crowd, but you sure fooled us when you were running for the top job in the country.

Since I am on my soap box, I would like to comment on the City of Carthage wanting to raise our taxes by 1/2 cent. Don’t you know we are in a recession and we sure don’t need any more taxes. You are just like the Washington crowd, none of you care about the people you are suppose to help.

Rudy J. Mueller - Ash Street



art notes from the Hyde House

Time has quickly flown, and we are at the threshold of a new exhibition here at Hyde House Gallery. Opening March 27th is a new show entitled "SOUL FOOD" with a wonderful new group of photographs by fine art photographer Mary Ann Soerries. Mary Ann is known for her beautiful florals, and she explores a new compositional concept of displaying her beloved subjects as "food" for the soul! A graduate of New York Institute of Photography, Rocky Mountain School of Photography: Field Workshops, and numerous seminars, Mary Ann creates traditional film based photography. According to the artist, "My photography flows from a respect for nature and love of flowers--- a love I inherited from my mother who always found room in the vegetable garden for beautiful flowers. Each nature portrait is a hymn of praise for the beauty of creation. I love seeing the tiny details and intricacies of nature emerge through my enlargements. Seeing with new eyes, it happened to me one day, now beauty abounds!" Ms. Soerries lives and works in Joplin and her many exhibitions include the Cellar Art Gallery in Kansas City, Spiva Center for the Arts, Powell Gardens Botanical Gardens Gallery, Midwest Gathering of the Artists, juried shows in Parsons, KS and Pineville, MO artwalks, Tulsa Garden Show, Ft. Smith Art Center Photo Competition, Photospiva multiple years as well as former shows at artCentral. Her work has been featured as cover photos on Raleigh URBAN HOME, Spring 2008 and Charlotte URBAN HOME, Spring 2007. I think all local viewers are ready for some lovely spring florals to gaze upon, and we aim to please! The artist’s reception will be held at 6:00 pm here at Hyde House, and this show remains until April 12th during regular weekend hours. In addition to Soerries work in the Main Gallery, we will feature additional work by local artist Lora Waring in the Member Gallery, and I will tell you a bit about Lora’s work next week.

Just Jake Talkin'


Conversation popped up the other night that brought up things that make ya feel a little over the hill. Simple things like knowin’ what it means when someone on tv says "don’t touch that dial." When’s the last time ya saw a dial on a tv?

I’ve heard several comments recently about how kids are amazed by phonograph records. Imagine how crude a record player seems to someone who has known nothin’ but cassette tapes and CD’s. An eight track tape or a 45 with that big hole in the middle must really look strange.

There is some satisfaction in the knowledge that a good portion of kids now don’t remember the 5 1/2 inch computer floppy disk. Puts a whole new twist on the knowledge that comes with maturity.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’

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