| today's
        laugh  A
        family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day
        when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The
        big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps
        on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says,
        "Ketchup!"   A customer was bothering the waiter in
        a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning
        be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be
        turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about
        half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very
        patient, he walked back and forth and never once got
        angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he
        didnt throw out the pest. "Oh, I really dont care or
        mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We
        dont even have an air conditioner." 1899INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 WOOLEN MILL RUNNING Starts Up This Week
        to Fill Some Pressing Orders. The Carthage woolen mill started up
        this morning to work up some necessary colors to fill out
        pressing orders that have crowded in on the company since
        the shut down two weeks ago. Half the force is working
        and will be employed all the rest of this week. Thirty
        looms and other machinery in proportion are in operation. At the same time the necessary
        repairing is being as quickly done as possibly, and next
        Monday an insurance boiler inspector will be here to
        inspect the mill boilers. By the first of September Supt.
        Baker expects to have all repairing done and be ready to
        start the mill going on the usual full time for the
        winter. Mrs. Don C. Hamilton entertained the
        "Dewey Club" yesterday afternoon at her home on
        Main Street. The next social function will be a trolley
        party to Joplin. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature DAY of CARING  The Carthage Area United Way
                has set Friday, May 15, 2009 for the 9th Annual
                Day of Caring. Volunteers will spend half the day
                or more performing much-needed tasks for the
                non-profit agencies of the Carthage Area United
                Way.  "This day is an exciting
                way to involve many different people in the
                spirit of volunteerism in our community,"
                said Carthage United Way Executive Director Jenny
                Mansfield. "It also provids first-hand
                experience with the programs of our non-profit
                agencies who are helping many families in various
                ways throughout the year. Activities will take
                place at designated agency locations throughout
                our area. The tasks vary from painting,
                landscaping and cleaning, as well as assisting
                with activities with preschoolers and much
                more."  The following agencies will be
                receiving volunteer help; Ozark Boy Scout camp,
                Girl Scout camp, Salvation Army, CP Center,
                Carthage Crisis Center, American Red Cross and
                the Lafayette House  CW&EP, SMB Bank, Arvest
                Bank, UMB Bank, Hometown Bank, Schreiber and
                Barrister Title are sponsors. 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin'Mornin',
 
                    I dont suppose that I
                    should be surprised. It just seems odd to me
                    to see what I have always called a
                    garden tractor that probly
                    moves at a whoppin five or six miles
                    per hour tops, bein designed to look
                    like its goin a hunderd and ten.  In fact, Ive never
                    seen a ridin mower actually used as a
                    tractor in the traditional sense,
                    pullin a little plow or little disk. I
                    suppose there are some bein used for
                    heaver tasks than mowin, but they are
                    mainly just big grass cutters. I still like the old
                    fashioned ridin machines that cut a
                    wide swath and looks like its tractor
                    namesake. Lots of engine and tires with a
                    comfortable seat. All of it out in the open
                    where you can see the workins. Who
                    would wanna cover up a beauty like a Briggs
                    and Straton? This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by Carthage Printing | Weekly Columns Heres A Tip By JoAnn Derson  Use a window squeegee to
                remove hair from compacted carpets or upholstery.  "Nail-polish
                remover can remove burned-on plastic from the top
                of a toaster oven. If youve ever forgotten
                to remove the bread bag, you can appreciate this
                tip." -- B.P., via e-mail  "Were a busy
                family, so each week the dinner menu is posted on
                the fridge in a plastic paper-holding sleeve.
                Behind it are the recipes or instructions for
                that weeks meals. Whoever gets home first
                gets things started. That person also pulls
                anything that needs to be defrosted for the next
                meal. It has worked to help everyone do their
                share." -- P.L. in Ohio  Another busy family tip:
                "On the door from our garage to the house,
                my husband used both magnetic paint and
                chalkboard paint. Its the door we use most
                to come in, and we write notes to one another
                there." -- K.S. in Wisconsin  Childrens art can
                be used in many ways: laminated as a place mat,
                temporary bookmark, stationery for family members
                or decoration for gifts (when cut and pasted onto
                plain-color wrapping paper).  Go Green Tip: When
                cooking, use the size pot that fits the burner,
                or the burner that is the best size for the pot.
                A 6-inch pot on an 8-inch burner wastes more than
                40 percent of the burners heat, according
                to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. 
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