| today's
        laugh My five year
        old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday
        present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He
        promptly ran to the sink to fill it. "Mom", I said. "Im
        surprised at you. Dont you remember how we used to
        drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I
        remember." Hey, do you want to hear my
        construction joke? Ill tell you later. Im
        still working on it. I started out with nothing ... I still
        have most of it. It was all so different before
        everything changed. 1909INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Gang and Gambling
        Cases. Officer Reno captured Jim Hurt who was
        fishing near the upper bridge Saturday. He was one of the
        gang who beat W. H. Smith over a month ago. He pleaded guilty to assault and
        battery, but after hearing both his story and Mr.
        Smiths, Justice Woodward remanded him to jail under
        suspended sentence until his companion, Will Perry will
        be tried, and the degree of his guilt ascertained. His
        sentence will then date from today. The third of this
        gang is still hiding out, and the police are keeping a
        lookout for him. D. E. Seighman of Joplin today settled
        the fines and costs for himself and two
        assistantsBen Clark and a Japanese man by the name
        of Bautzman. The entire sum came to over $122. These men
        were arrested for gambling at the market fair. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature City Moves
                Liability to Asset. The Carthage City Council met
                for their regular bi-monthly meeting last Tuesday
                evening in City Hall.  The Council voted to accept a
                Memorandum of Understanding with Carthage Water
                and Electric Plant that would transfer the former
                McCune Brooks Hospital building and land to the
                utility. The CW&EP Board is expected to sign
                off on the deal in the near future. CW&EP is
                planning on using a portion of the building to
                relocate some of its administrative operations.
                CW&EP will pay a dollar for the property that
                the memorandum estimates to be worth $15,679,676.
                 It has been calculated that the
                City was spending approximately $4,000 a month
                just to keep the building operational since it
                was shuttered in early 2007.  A handshake deal with MSSU to
                use the facility as a Carthage campus fell
                through last year. Mayor Jim Woestman expressed
                his disapointment at the time and apparently
                still has ill feelings about the way the
                arrangement was handled. He stated Tuesday that
                he was insulted having to follow the MSSU band in
                the Maple Leaf Parade. 
   NASCAR THIS WEEK By Monte Dutton Sponsored
                by Curry Automotive Hall of Fame
                Vote Sparks Controversy The rules provide for five
                inductees each year into the new NASCAR Hall of
                Fame, but only five inductees will ever be able
                to lay claim to membership in the inaugural
                class. A broad-based committee elected
                two members of NASCARs ruling family,
                William H.G. (Big Bill) and William C. (Bill Jr.)
                France, along with Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt
                and Junior Johnson. "It was interesting,"
                said H.A. (Humpy) Wheeler, a member of the voting
                committee. "The controversial deal was both
                Frances getting in. Theres a lot of
                sentiment both for and against that. ... I think
                it was a fair vote. "Probably the most
                disappointed person is David Pearson. I think the
                rest of it was good, but thats what makes
                halls of fame interesting is all the emotion. You
                dont see it so much among those of us who
                were voting. The families, the friends and the
                people themselves are the ones who get stirred up
                about this." "Big Bill" France was
                instrumental in the organization of NASCAR in
                1947, and led the ruling body until 1972, when he
                handed over the reins to his son, Bill Jr. The
                founders grandson, Brian France, now serves
                as NASCARs chairman and CEO. Petty and Earnhardt are the
                only NASCAR drivers ever to win seven
                championships. Petty won more races, 200, than
                any other driver. Pearson, who wasnt
                selected, ranks second with 105. Johnson won 50
                races as a driver, though never winning a
                championship. (Basically, because he never tried.
                In the 1940s, 50s and 60s, many
                drivers competed only in the more lucrative
                races.) Johnson then went on to win six
                championships as a team owner. All three drivers chosen were
                born and raised in North Carolina. Three of the
                five inductees -- Bill France, Bill France Jr.
                and Earnhardt -- are deceased. The specific vote totals
                werent publicly revealed. A NASCAR release
                said that Pearson, Cale Yarborough and Bobby
                Allison also received votes. The NASCAR Hall of Fame is
                scheduled to open in Charlotte, N.C., on May 11,
                2010. The induction ceremonies are scheduled for
                May 23, 2010. *** Monte Dutton has covered
                motorsports for The Gaston (N.C.) Gazette since
                1993. He was named writer of the year by the
                National Motorsports Press Association in 2008.
                His blog NASCAR This Week
                (http://nascar.rbma.com) features all of his
                reporting on racing, roots music and life on the
                road.  
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Ive been keepin
                    my ear to the ground tryin to see if
                    there are any rumors of who might be
                    takin a run bein mayor next
                    spring. Mayor Woestman has said he has
                    definitely taken himself out of the race. One rumor was that current
                    Council member Mike Harris might be
                    givin it some thought, so last Tuesday
                    I ask him. He said he would make the
                    rumor an "official rumor." He has
                    not officially declared, but he endorsed the
                    rumor as official.  As of this time I have
                    heard a couple names mentioned as
                    considerations, but no other
                    "official" rumors to report. Candidates for mayor and
                    City Council wont actually sign up for
                    the election until December, so theres
                    plenty of time for rumors to be circulated. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
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                Supply Dear Tom and Ray: About a year and a half ago, my
                dad bought a white 92 Volvo station wagon
                off Craigslist for $500. Im turning 16 next
                spring, and he expects it to be my car. He thinks
                its fantastic because it was so cheap, but
                the car is older than I am, and its a piece
                of junk. We went over a speed bump once, and the
                fan for the air conditioner fell out of the
                bottom. And I hate to be picky, but its
                pretty embarrassing to ride in. I was hoping that
                you might have a good excuse as to why I
                shouldnt have to drive it, because my dad
                loves your show. Thank so much. - Emily Tom: Gee, Emily, I feel
                terrible about this. Just awful! Ray: Yeah. Unfortunately, this
                is exactly the type of car we recommend that
                parents buy for their teenagers. Your father
                probably got the idea from hearing us talk about
                it. Its safe, its slow and its
                ugly - the perfect car for a teen! Tom: Right. Its ugly and
                embarrassing, so you wont drive it unless
                you have to. Parts are falling off of it, so you
                wont be tempted to stray far from home. And
                its a tank, so if you do make a mistake
                (which many teenagers do), youll have a
                better chance of surviving it. Ray: So Im afraid
                were not going to be much help, Emily. Tom: Wait. Ive got it.
                Emily, next time youre in the car with your
                dad, look toward the back and say, "Those
                back seats fold down, right, Dad?" And when
                your dad says; "Sure they do. Why?" You
                say, "Well, with the seats folded down, I
                bet theres plenty of room for two people to
                lie down back there. Hell have you in a
                92 Volvo sedan by Monday, Emily. |  Copyright 1997-2009 by
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