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Monday, April 10, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 209

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Lincoln Ladies Federated Republican Women will hold their next meeting at the Pizza Hut in Carthage on Monday, April 10, 2000, at noon. All interested ladies are welcome to attend.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage High School Band will have a Salad Luncheon Fundraiser on Tuesday, April 11 from 11-1:30 and 5-7 at the Fairview Christian Church, 2320 S. Grand. Tickets are available through band students or at the door. Take-out orders are available.

Did Ya Know?. . .Eminence Chapter #93 of the Eastern Star will honor 50 year members at a regular meeting at 7:30 p.m. on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 at the Masonic Temple, 7th & Maple 358-9116 or 358-9128.

today's laugh

Three men were turned down for seats at the Olympics. One picked up a manhole cover and walked up to the guard and said, "Discus tosser." He was allowed in.

The second appeared with a long piece of pipe and said, "Pole vaulter." He, too, was allowed in.

The third found some barbed wire and entered, saying, "Fencing."

I’m sorry, but you can’t interest me in a new vacuum cleaner. But try the lady next door. I’m always borrowing hers and it’s terrible.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Repairing West Boulevard.

Street Commissioner Ennis of Carthage and Road Commissioner Heck of the special road district began work in conjunction yesterday in improving West Boulevard. This is the street running along the west corporation line of the city from the cemetery south to the electric line. It is proposed to put it in good shape, as it is a much used road, and had gotten in a very bad condition the past winter.

New Rebekah Members.

The order of Rebekahs held an interesting meeting at the lodge room last night. Four new members were initiated. Mr. Copeland of Massachusetts, was a visitor. A substantial lunch, gotten up by the ladies of the order, was served. Miss Clara White, the delegate elected to attend the general assembly, resigned, as she could not attend, and Mrs. Sarah Badgley was elected in her stead.

  Today's Feature

Fire and Police Pension Fund Discussion.

The City Council Budget/Ways and Means Committee is scheduled to meet this evening in City Hall at 7 p.m. The agenda includes consideration and discussion of a Police and Fireman’s Pension fund request for funding.

The City police and fire personnel use a different retirement plan that other City employees. There have been some questions raised as to the difference in the amount of funding that is contributed by the City to the two funds.

Each fund uses its own particular actuary to determine the amount of funding necessary to produce the desired benefits.

The City contributes 11.1% of salaries to the City employees’ fund. It contributes 6.3% to the Police and Fire Pension fund. The two funds produce similar benefits for retired employees. The City employees do receive a cost of living increase after they retire. The Police and Fire Pension plan does not provide for a cost of living increase.

The Committee considered a proposal from the Pension Committee last year but failed to include any increase in City contributions in the budget.





Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

On past trips through Nevada (the state) I’ve wondered why someone would want to live out in the middle of the desert, isolated by miles of sand. No services such as sewer, water or street maintenance. As odd as it may seem to those of us who choose to live in a community, those who live in the desert like it that way.

I’m thinkin’ it comes more from the fact that they enjoy not havin’ to answer to anyone. They may be responsible folks, but they don’t have to be responsible to any other person. If they live in a fire trap, attract rats, or raise pigs, only they have ta live with it.

Livin’ in a community brings the obligation for some responsibility to the health and welfare of the community. Folks tend ta locate in communities that match their level of that responsibility.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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The Super Handyman

Dear Al: I always start off each growing season with sharp shovels and hoes. You wouldn’t believe how much faster you can chop down weeds or dig a hole for a tree when you have a sharp tool.

It takes about 10 minutes to sharpen each tool, and it usually lasts me a whole season. Sharpening a shovel also takes the strain off its handle, since you don’t have to put so much weight behind it when you’re using it. - M.K.

Q. I have 4-inch ceramic tiles around my kitchen sink and on my counter tops. The filler between the tiles has worn down in some spots, and it looks bad when it is dirty. Is there a way to fill in these bad spots? - G.P.

A: The filler between the tiles themselves - the grout - is available in a ready mix or powder form.

The filler between the sink and the tiles is usually caulk. Get a caulk specified for use on tubs or sinks. Since the caulk has some flexibility, it can better handle the problems of expansion and contraction between the two different materials, tile and sink.

Remove the old grout and fill the joints with the right color of new grout, and use the caulk where it is needed.

A SUPER HINT - Instead of mowing over your lawn sprinkler heads or trying to edge around them, use a tin can. Empty the can, and clean it out. Place it, open-side down, over the sprinkler head and push down. The can will cut right through the grass, and you can pull the sod right up.

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