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Tuesday, April 18, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 215

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage High School Band will have a Rummage Sale Fundraiser from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Friday, April 21 at the P.E. Building, 705 S. Main.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Main Street Carthage Farmers Market will be open each Wednesday and Saturday till 5:00. For vendor information contact Main Street Carthage, 335 South Main, at 417-358-4974.

Did Ya Know?. . . The Knights of Pythias Chili Feed for members will be held at 6:30 p.m. on Tues., April 18

today's laugh

A young gunslinger is boring everybody to death with accounts of his exploits. Seeing that he’s not making friends and influencing people, he leaves. A moment later, he returns and says, "Okay, who’s the clown that painted a red line along my horse’s rear end?"

A gunslinger about 6’6" with shoulders from wall to wall, says, "I did. Why are you asking?"

The young gunslinger says, "I just wanted to tell you the first coat is dry."

The groom received absolutely no respect at the wedding. When the minister said, "Is there anybody here who objects to this marriage?" forty people got in line.

1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A COMRADE SAVED HIM.

Narrow Escape From Death of a Badly Battered Miner at Oronogo.

Passengers coming to Carthage yesterday evening on the Frisco inter-urban train report that a man got on the train at Oronogo junction, in a limping condition, with one arm broken and his face and head much battered.

He said he had fallen off a hoister platform, and that when he hit, his head and shoulders extended over the mouth of the shaft.

He was about to slip head first into the shaft when one of his fellow workmen caught him and saved him from death. The man did not state his name nor the shaft at which he was working, but it is thought he got off here and probably lives here.

  Today's Feature

Main Street Morning Coffee.

Main Street Carthage will sponsor a series of educational Morning Coffees beginning Thursday, April 20 at 8:00 a.m. in the Main Street Office on the Square. The first topic covers "Emergency Preparedness" - what would your employees and customers do if the storm sirens sounded? This and other questions will be discussed by Carthage Fire Department Chief John Cooper and Battalion Chief Allen Duckett.

Coffee, juice and donuts will be provided. There is no charge for the session which will last approximately one hour.

Future topics include: Making Your Business a Destination, Fraud Costs You, The Hispanic Influence on Business, Business Budgeting, and Taxes. For reservations or additional information call 358-4974.

CW&EP Board Meeting.

The CW&EP Board will meet for its regular monthly meeting this Thursday at 4 p.m. in the City Hall Council Chambers. The agenda includes the election of officers, consideration of SCADA bids, purchasing policy, SWPA amendatory agreement and a resolution honoring Ben Johnson.


Commentary

Martin "Bubs" Hohulin

State Representative District 126

The slow pace of the Legislature continued this week. We continued working until 7 o’clock each evening, but the night Sessions were cancelled. The Majority Floor Leader said they were becoming counter productive. I certainly agreed with him about that. During the last few night sessions, the equivalent of a school yard brawl had broken out. I have not seen the House run in such a bitter, partisan fashion since the days of Bob Griffin. Starting with the day that we were cut off from any input into the tobacco settlement, Speaker Steve Gaw, a democrat from Moberly has attempted to preclude any republicans from having any say in the process. While that obviously is irritating to those of us that are here, the real insult is to you, the citizens.

House republicans represent 47% of Missouri’s citizens. By blocking any republican ideas in the House, Speaker Gaw is blocking the wishes of those 47% of Missourians. That isn’t a very good idea for someone that wants to be a statewide official. Gaw is running for Secretary of State, the office charged with being the chief elections official. I wonder if he is only going to recognized 47% of Missourians from that office. Kind of a scary thought.

The bottom line is that a slow pace in the Legislature isn’t a bad thing. The system was set up to move slowly and for good reason. Look at what has happened in the last seven years since Mel Carnahan has been governor.

Your taxes have went up more than any state in the nation, regulations have increased, multiple murderers have been taken off death row, and state spending has more than doubled. What would have happened if the process worked faster? I shudder to think of the consequences.

I have never understood when I hear people ask why we can’t just all get along and work together. The fact is that we all have different ideas. I happen to think that you should have lower taxes because you know better how to spend your money than we do up here. I actually heard another member of the Budget Committee say during a debate this year that we had to pass a certain bill because he didn’t trust the citizens to spend their money correctly, we had to do it for you.

For those of you that think we should all get along, would you rather that I wholeheartedly agree with him and try to remove more money from your pocket? I didn’t think so. For the one or two of you that think we can spend your money better than you can, you probably need to vote for someone else other than me.

I expect the slow pace to continue until the end of this Session. As I said before that isn’t a bad thing. In light of the current leadership of the state, if we aren’t passing a lot of bills, that means we are staying out of your pocket and away from your liberties.

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, or advice.

 

Land Transactions

John D. Cuaderes and Leigh Ann Brown, husband and wife sold the property commonly known as 2151 Laura St. Carthage, MO 64836 to Mark Alan Westhoff and Nanette Louise Westhoff, husband and wife. The transaction was handled by Carolyn K. Cole and Donal M. Myers with Donal M. Myers Realty.

William R. Dieckman and Marian H. Dieckman, Trustees of the William R. Dieckman Trust dated August 9, 1996 and Marian H. Dieckman and William R. Dieckman, Trustees of the Marian H. Dieckman Trust dated August 9, 1996 sold the property commonly known as 2227 Alison, Carthage, MO 64836. The transaction was handled by Carolyn Cole with Donal Myers Realty and Connie Hoover with RE/MAX of Carthage.


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

If ya want to see what the Mornin’ Mail looks like in Spanish or French or several other languages, take a look at our website morninmail.com. A new feature we’ve added lets ya translate the Mail into a language of your choice.

The feature works for the three years of archives also. Every issue since April of 1997.

We have also added a search feature to our archives page so you can find that reference to your favorite politician or your great aunt in the 1899 column.

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Health Notes

A CHILD’S CHECKLIST: Do you know if your child is growing and developing normally? The American Occupational Therapy Association, Inc., has provided a handy checklist for parents to use as a way of spotting problems that could interfere with their children’s growth and development. The AOTA says that although each youngster is unique, there are certain milestones that help you look at your child’s development. They include the following:

At 1 month - children will often hold their hands in fists, and kick their feet when placed on their backs. They will also look at their parents.

At 2 months - babies lift their heads briefly when placed on their tummies.

At 3 months - babies will reach toward objects and faces. They will turn their eyes or heads toward sounds, and begin exploring objects with their hands and mouths.

At 5 months - youngsters respond when their names are called.

At 6 months - children will move their toys from one hand to another; they will sit without support, and repeat sounds, such as ma-ma or da-da.

At 9 months - children crawl on their hands and knees and participate in games such as Patty Cake. They will also poke at things with their index fingers.

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