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Thursday, August 24, 2000 Volume IX, Number 48

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Soccer League’s Fall & Spring soccer registration will be held on Thursday, August 24, at the concession stand located at the Steadley Soccer Fields from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. The player’s age can be between age 4 and age 15. Registration fee is $20. The season will begin on Saturday, September 9.

Did Ya Know?. . .The CHS Class of ‘45 will hold a reunion planning meeting on Saturday, August 26 at 1:30 p.m. at the Family Neighborhood Center located at 706 Orchard. All interested classmates are urged to attend.

Did Ya Know?. . .On this date in 1912 the parcel post system was established in Missouri.

today's laugh

Do you know how much bus fare is today?
Starting next week, I’m going to mail myself to work.

My brother just came up with a new wrinkle. He says that the tax forms are Greek to him, and he won’t pay taxes to a foreign government.

A terrible violinist finishes a composition, and someone from the audience yells up to him, "Play Tchaikovsky’s Violin Concerto."
"Again?"


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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

The Winkler Place Sold.

Chris Winkler, through the agency of Meredith & Armstrong, today sold eight acres of land in the extreme southeast part of town to Mrs. L.P. Teeters.

The property formerly belonged to A.W. St. John and has a fine orchard, a good 5-room house, and will make an ideal spot for the purpose intended—to make a chicken ranch for Mrs. Teeter’s son. The price paid was $1,800.

To Locate in the Far West.

Among those who went to the far west via the Missouri Pacific this morning were Mr. and Mrs. F.M. Weeks and son, Ollie, who will locate at Colorado Springs; Tom W. Pealer, who has decided to settle in Seattle, Washington, and R.H. Welsh and family, who intend to make their home in Portland Oregon.


  Today's Feature

Council Sets Tax Levy.

The City Council set the City tax levy at ninety-five cents per hundred dollars assessed valuation during the regular meeting Tuesday evening. Member Lujene Clark opposed the rate which was higher that she felt was necessary. The levy is the combination of forty-four cents for general revenue, twenty-two cents for the Library, nineteen cents for Parks and Recreation, and ten cents for the City Public Health fund.

The Council also voted 9-1 to allow the reduction of several line items in the Capital Improvement budget and the resulting funds to be used for the Garrison and Chestnut intersection improvements. Clark voted against. Bids for the new traffic signals and construction were approximately $35,000 higher than the $100,000 that was allowed in the budget.

A motion from Public Safety Committee Chair Charlie Bastin to paint the Police building to stop moisture from seeping into the structure was approved with a 7-3 vote. The manufacturer of the blocks for the exterior walls has indicated a willingness to help pay to remedy the ongoing problem. Negotiations for a resolution will continue.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

Noticed there hasn’t been near the yard mowin’ goin’ on for the last couple a weeks. Even those who keep the water flowin’ are gettin’ those yellow spots showin’ up in the lawn. I suppose what dry spell we’re havin’ doesn’t compare much to those havin’ ta keep outa the way of range fires in the West. Like they always say, it could be worse.

I still haven’t heard from anyone who knows how ta tell a bean from a pea. Maybe most really don’t care. Maybe somethin’ will sprout up when the weather cools a bit.

This is the time a year I always like ta be a little leery ‘bout reachin’ to the back of the root cellar. I always get a start if somethin’ slithers off. ‘Course I’m not afraid a snakes, just don’t care ta keep close company.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Click & Clack
TALK CARS

by Tom & Ray Magliozzi

We own a 1984 Chevy Van, which we bought used. Since we’ve owned it, it has not passed our state emissions test. We bring it in, and it doesn’t pass.

Then we take it to our mechanic, and he brings it in. He gets it to pass every time. Can you tell me what he’s doing to the van to get it to pass?-Luie

TOM: Well, there are two possibilities, Luie. One is that he’s using the technique known in the automobile industry as the "Double Jackson Method."

RAY: That’s where he hands the inspector two folded-up Andrew Jacksons and says, "Buddy, pass me, will ya?" That’s illegal, immoral and unethical.

TOM: Not to mention expensive.

RAY: So it’s more likely that he’s playing with your timing. On a lot of marginal cars, if you retard the timing enough, you can usually get it to pass the emissions test. The problem is that with the spark occurring so late, the car has almost no power, making it practically undrivable. When it’s really warmed up, you might get it to run well enough as not to arouse suspicion. And that’s what I suspect he’s doing.

TOM: Right. He gets the van good and warm, then stops around the corner from the testing station and retards the timing. The access to the engine is right between the seats, so he doesn’t even have to get out and pop the hood!

RAY: Then he drives the thing around the corner, passes the emissions test, and as he’s backing out of the garage bay, he resets the timing and goes on his way.

TOM:And that’s illegal, immoral and unethical, too!

RAY: Not to mention wrong.

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