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Friday, August 25, 2000 Volume IX, Number 49

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The CHS Class of ‘45 will hold a reunion planning meeting on Saturday, August 26 at 1:30 p.m. at the Family Neighborhood Center located at 706 Orchard. All interested classmates are urged to attend.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Senior High will hold an Ice Cream Social from 5:30-7:30 p.m. on Tuesday, August 29 at Carthage Central Park. Tickets will be available that evening for $2.50.

Did Ya Know?. . .McCune-Brooks Hospital Auxiliary will present the MBH at OK Corral Ice Cream Social on Thursday, August 31 from 5-8 p.m. at the Fairview Christian Church. Food, entertainment and games will be provided.


today's laugh

My uncle’s a politician.
What is he running for?
They just looked up his record and he’s running for a train.

One burglar came home to his wife and said, "Honey, I wanted to bring you a diamond today, but the store was still open."

Gimme a tablet.
What kind of tablet?
A yellow one.
But what’s the matter with you?
I want to write a letter.


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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

ALMOST BURIED ALIVE.

John Henderson, of West Joplin, who came down to attend a convention, had a curious story to tell of a narrow escape from premature interment that occurred in his locality a couple of days ago.

A woman by the name of Smith had been ill for several weeks with some sort of a fever, and had apparently died. Not caring to patronize an undertaker, a board coffin was made and preparations were about completed for the funeral when someone interfered, declaring that a physician’s certificate would be required, and so delayed the funeral several hours.

During the wait the watchers detected signs of life, a doctor was called and the woman resuscitated.

She is still alive, but is so low as to be likely to die at any time. The story was carefully concealed from the public, but as usual leaked out.


  Today's Feature

Fireworks Back On Front Burner.


The City Council voted last Tuesday night at their regular meeting to pursue another expanded July 4th celebration in 2001. Member Jackie Boyer moved to have the Mayor appoint a committee to begin work on the project.

Council member H.J. Johnson questioned the cost of the event. According to City Administrator Tom Short this year’s expenditures were approximately $50,000. Boyer reminded the Council that about $14,000 of that amount was donated by local business and individuals. The Council originally appropriated $20,000 for the Red, White, and Boom Celebration as a special event for the millennium. Approximately $9,000 was spent for the 1999 fireworks display.

Johnson said he would like for the Council to have better control of the budget if the event was approved. Approximately $35,000 is still available in the 2000 fireworks line item according to Short.

The City paid approximately $20,000 for the fireworks, $12,000 to Phillips, Ward and Associates to organize the event, with the remainder of the $50,000 paid for entertainment, promotion and equipment rental.


Opening Reception for
Kansas City Artists.

by Robin Putnam, artCentral

It’s tonight !! We will be here from 6-8pm for an opening reception for David Matthews and Amanda Thweat from Kansas City !!

This is a very interesting show !! Some of the paintings are HUGE and all of the are truly unique as well as colorful !!

You have to see Amanda’s series she calls "Nasturtiums" ....they are fantastic !! And a couple of David’s are really unusual "Haiku # 2" and "Three Figures and 14 Fishes" are two that stick in one’s mind !

All in all this is a fabulous show and we hope everyone will venture over and meet David and Amanda tonight.

If you can’t make it tonight the show runs through September 29th !! It’s definitely worth the stop!

With the change in time for the drawing and sculpture sessions we seem to have hit the spot as we have been having a full house each week !!

These sessions are open to anyone interested in the artistic study of the humanoid figure. Bring your own drawing or sculpting materials, drawing benches and sculpture stands are here and there are enough to go around !! It’s just five dollars per person and we meet every Thursday from 4-7pm.

The Midwest Gathering of Artists will be happening soon !! We are pleased to say that there are 8 artCentral members partici-pating this year !!

We extend our congratulations to them and hope they do very well !! Those members are Debbie Reed, watercolor, Bill Snow, sculpture, Bob Tom-mey, oil, Jack Sours, pottery,

Andy Thomas, oil, Margaret E. Burch, watercolor & colored pencil, Larry Glaze, mixed media and Jerry Ellis, watercolor. It sounds like it will be a great offering of art so be sure and get your tickets soon !!

Hope to see you this evening for art, food & friends !!

More.......next week. 358-4404. 1110 E 13th & www. ozarkartistscolony.com under organizations. Our hours are Tues. - Sat. 9am - 3pm.


Area Agency on Aging Wins Award.

news release

The Area Agency on Aging was a winner in the ninth annual National Mature Media Awards Program.

The program, presented by the Mature Market Resource Center, a national clearinghouse for the senior market, recognizes the nation’s finest advertising, marketing and educational materials designed and produced for older adults.

"From the VantAge Point," a column appearing in the Silver Enquirer, received a Merit Award for Magazine/Newspaper Article Series Division. The column is written by Beverly Scroggins, Director of Community Services and The VantAge Point of the Area Agency. The Silver Enquirer is published as a monthly supplement to The Joplin Globe.

"We were delighted to take part in the Mature Media Awards Program this year, and were honored to be selected as a winner," says Richard Russell, the Executive Director of the Area Agency.

Nearly 1,000 entries were judged by a distinguished panel of mature market experts from across the United States for overall excellence of design, content, creativity and relevance to the senior market.

The Area Agency on Aging Region Ten provides a variety of services to seniors in Barton, Jasper, Newton and McDonald counties.


McCune-Brooks Audit for 2000.

news release

McCune-Brooks Hospital is pleased to announce the results of its most recent audit of the financial statements for fiscal year 2000. During the year ended April 30, 2000, the hospital continued to improve the results of operations from prior years. The hospital generated an operating income of approximately $662,000 versus operating losses of approximately $294,000 and $1,111,000 for the years ended April 30, 1999 and 1998, respectively.

Speaking on behalf of the Board of Trustees, William J. Cheney, President, commented, "All of us on the Board are extremely pleased with these operating results. These positive numbers come at a time when hospitals all across the United States are battling reduced reimbursements and higher costs of technology. The management and staff of the hospital should be commended for the results."

Robert Copeland, Jr., CEO, commented, "The credit for the financial improvement rest with the dedication and hard work of all our employees and medical staff. The plan put into place of focusing on customer service and expense reductions is working. The hospital remains committed to improving the health of our Carthage community. While these results are positive, tremendous challenges still await for all health care providers. We are indeed grateful our community supports McCune-Brooks Hospital."


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

The Council, durin’ their meetin’ Tuesday, heard a request by Jerry Gilpin of Carthage Jewelry for better communication with merchants. His point was there should be some consideration given to established business when the Square is blocked to ever’day traffic.

There is no doubt some benefit from havin’ a special event on the Square. Folks that don’t typically come to the downtown area are drawn to see what is available. This doesn’t necessarily result in immediate sales for the merchants. In some instances it may even discourage regular customers from frequenting a particular business.

It’s prob’ly time for some guidelines for the Council to use for considerin’ requests for Square closin’s. ‘Course if all the businesses close, it won’t matter much.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.



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