The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, February 28, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 179

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?
. . .The Friends of the Carthage Public Library first Saturday of the month booksale will be this Saturday, March 4, at the Library Annex.

Did Ya Know?. . .University Outreach and Extension has completed the second edition of the Community Resource Directory for Jasper, Newton and McDonald counties. For a copy of the directory contact the University Outreach and Extension Center in Carthage at 417-358-2158.

today's laugh

They finally found out who lives on the dark side of the moon —
moon people who don’t pay their electric bill.

A man complained to his doctor that his wife was weird, "She talks to her plants."
The doctor said, "A lot of people talk to their plants."
"By telephone?"

Feeling that astronauts got a lot of glory, two less than brilliant men built a spaceship out of all the junk they could find around. Then they attached a decent-sized rocket behind it.
A friend said, "You guys are nuts. Before that thing can go fifty miles, it’ll incinerate you."
One of the men said, "Not if we go at night."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Struck By a Moving Train.

John Arnold of Blendville was thrown from his buggy, which was struck by a Frisco train at 11 o’clock Saturday night near the Missouri Pacific crossing at Joplin, and as a result sustained injuries which may prove fatal. Mrs. Arnold, who was in the buggy with him, was slightly injured.

Moving Back to Carthage.

Chas. Wilson, who has been living on one of his father’s farms northeast of town the past year, will move back again to his home at the corner of Chestnut and Thirteenth street. Mr. Wilson was formerly book-keeper for Cowgill & Hill.

James Reid, who has been visiting his mother and sister at their home on North Meridan street for several weeks, returns this morning to Cucharasa, Colo., where he has a responsible position in the freight office.

  Today's Feature

Budget Process Begins.

The City Council will meet for a budget work session tomorrow evening at 7 p.m. in City Hall. The session is scheduled to set the priorities and provide an overview of the upcoming budget process for fiscal year 2000/2001.

"We want to go over some of the goals and objectives," City Administrator Tom Short reported to the Council last week.

A five year capital improvement plan will also be reviewed according to Short.

The City Council Budget/Ways and Means Committee has recommended several guidelines to be used for the budget goals.

Under the guidelines the City Department heads would prepare a "Maintenance" request which maintains the level of services currently provided by the department. Any increase in services would be submitted separately with supporting justification for consideration. Any requests for new staff would also be submitted separately.

The goal to totally wean outside agencies from City subsidies is again listed as one of the goals. The Committee also recommends evaluating all fees for services to determine how they relate to cost.




Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I hear tell that at least one political sign has been sighted in the community. Only five weeks till the April 4 City elections, so there will prob’ly be a few more ‘fore its over.

The School Board will have a contest, but the City Council has only one contested race in the Fifth Ward. The odd race will be that of the Fourth Ward. No one has signed up to run for the seat to be vacated by Council member Trish Burgi-Brewer. There has been some talk of gettin’ some type of organized write-in campaign goin’, but as of yet I haven’t heard of anyone serious. With no candidate, all write-in votes will have to be counted, so we won’t know until election night who will be considered worthy. If no write-in’s occur, the seat will be appointed.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

The Super Handyman
by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell

Dear Al & Kelly:

One thing I noticed while caulking one afternoon was that even though the caulking gun seemed to have reached the end of the tube. By adding a small wooden block to the end of the plunger of my caulking gun, I was able to get out the last of the caulk.

I start off normally but once about half of the caulk is gone, I pull the plunger back and insert a wooden block that is about a half-inch thick with a diameter narrower than the caulk tube. The block slips into the bottom of the caulking tube, and then I push the plunger back in. -M.W.

A SUPER HINT- When working on a table saw, you really want your work to glide over the table and along the rip fence. A light sprinkling of cornstarch or talcum power right on the table can help.

Dear Carrells: I took my old fabric tape measure, which I used to use for sewing , and glued it to the front of my workbench. It is as long the workbench, and I use it all the time to measure projects.

I put a few coats of left over lacquer on top of it, to make sure it wouldn’t peel up and to keep the numbers from rubbing off. It sure is handy- K.M.

A SUPER HINT-To keep from slipping off your ladder steps, wrap a scrap of screen wire or hardware cloth around each one. Staple it in place, and it will give you a little extra traction, even with muddy feet.

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