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Tuesday, February 8, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 165

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . . Tax Counseling for the Elderly, TCE, will be available at the Over 60 Center each Tuesday from 9-12 throughout February.

Did Ya Know?. . .University Outreach and Extension has completed the second edition of the Community Resource Directory for Jasper, Newton and McDonald counties. For a copy of the directory contact the University Outreach and Extension Center in Carthage at 417-358-2158.

today's laugh

Two hunters bed down at their campfire and were about to fall asleep when a giant beat loomed in front of them. One hunter started to put on his sneakers. The other said, "What good’ll that do? You’ll never outrun that bear."
The first one said, "All I have to do is outrun you!"

Husband: You must admit, that men have better judgment than women.
Wife: Oh, yes. You married me, and I married you.

Witness: Well, I think-
Lawyer: Don’t think! In this courtroom you are to tell what you know, not what you think!
Witness: Well, I’m not a lawyer. I can’t talk without thinking!

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

WOLF HUNT NEAR JASPER.

The wolf hunt which took place west of Jasper Saturday was a great success and furnished lots of sport for a great army of hunters. The crowd gathered at the Lynnland school house. It numbered about 100 and consisted of horsemen, footmen and dogs. The dogs soon struck the trail of a wolf and then the fun began. It is thought that there were five different wolves scared up during the day. Only one of the varmints was caught, however. It was started near the stone house west of Frank Gulick’s. It ran east to Pottorff’s place, thence south to Hillies’s, past the Dixie school house, across the Frick farm to near the Rose Bank school house where it was captured. The dog which took his wolfship in belonged to the Garner boys. Only a few of the hunters were fortunate enough to get a glimpse of the wolves.

In view of the success of the hunt another chase is being planned.

  Today's Feature

Council Expenditures Discussions.

The City Council will be looking at several significant expenditure bills during its regular meeting in City Hall this evening.

The second reading and the vote on approving $199,942 for a new multipurpose structure at Fair Acres Sports Complex is scheduled. The 2,100 square foot concrete masonry building with two levels, rest rooms, concession sales area, storeroom, mechanical room, scorers’ room on the second level, and standing seam metal roof was recommended by the Public Services Committee. Funding for the building is included in the $1.5 million budget furnished by the Steadley Trust.

A separate but related project also up for vote is the extension of George Phelps Boulevard between River and Fulton Street adjacent to the Fair Acres Complex. The $128,744 price tag would come from City funds. The project was scheduled in this years appropriations but is slightly over budget. The Public Works Committee has recommended accepting the bid.

The Council will hear first reading of a Council bill that would amend the fiscal year 1999-2000 budget and appropriate a sum not to exceed $20,000 for accrued non-vested retirement funds. The appropriation would be reflected in the Economic Development Director/General Administration portion of the budget.

According to City Administrator Tom Short, the funds would be used to offset retirement contributions that would have benefited City Economic Development Director Max McKnight. Under the City’s retirement plan with Local Government Employees Retirement, (LAGER) an employee cannot move retirement contributions made by the City until they have been employed at least five years. If the proposed agreement between the City and the Carthage Chamber of Commerce is approved, McKnight would leave the employ of the City with only four years service and become an employee of the Chamber. The Chamber would then contract with the City for economic development services.

Short says the City/Chamber agreement would put in play a unique set of circumstances.

The $20,000 appropriation, which would be transferred to a non governmental retirement plan, would avoid any penalty being assessed to McKnight for accepting the City/Chamber terms.

The Council will also hear the first reading of a Council bill amending a portion the City personnel policy which deals with worker’s compensation policy.


Commentary
Martin "Bubs" Hohulin
State Representative, District 126

Things are starting to pick up as the 2000 Session of the Legislature finished its first month. As I have told you in previous columns, the first few weeks are notoriously slow as bills get filed, committee hearings get underway, and preliminary work begins on the state budget.

We did start floor debate this week on two bills. One deals with health care coverage and the other with the so-called tobacco settlement. Since we are far from finished with the health care debate, I am going to talk about the tobacco bill this week.

General consensus is that we are probably going to send the tobacco settlement to a vote of the people. What this means is that you will be voting on whether or not you want the tobacco money to count as a part of total state revenue. If it counts as total state revenue, it would be subject to a Hancock refund. If not, it wouldn’t be figured in the refund formula.

Until that is sent to a vote, there was a bill to create a trust fund in which to put the money when it is collected. The money would be put in the fund until it can be decided what to ultimately do with the money. The bill was debated on Tuesday and it passed overwhelmingly.

I voted against it as a matter of principle since I am still opposed to the tobacco settlement in any form. The last I knew, tobacco is still a legal product in all 50 states, including Missouri. I think it is just wrong to commit extortion against an industry that is producing a legal product.

All this whole thing amounts to is a money grab by the government and anyone that uses tobacco is going to pay for it. How, you might ask.

Rest assured that the tobacco companies will raise their prices to cover the costs of the settlement. Just as always happens when government tries to stick it to businesses, the public pays the price.

Who is next on the target list? Will they go after companies that make cars, guns, junk food, and who knows what else? If precedent is set that governments will be able to extract money from any industry they decide to go after, no one will be safe from the money grab.

Don’t be fooled into thinking this is the reimbursement for health care costs that it was originally touted as being for. Now that it looks as though it is going to be a reality, every special interest group has their hand out for a piece of the settlement. Once these programs are in place and the money runs out, guess who will pick up the ongoing costs; that’s right, you will. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, or advice.



Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I saw the other day that they are gettin’ close to bein’ able to make artificial diamonds. Seems there have been several companies workin’ on this for a lotta years.

These aren’t some glass fakes, these are artificially produced at the molecular level makin’ it hard for even experts to tell the difference. The question is raised as to whether it matters if they are real or fake if there isn’t any structural difference.

I’m sure it matters to those who dig up the real thing. But to the ever’day consumer these days, probl’ly not. To quote onea the Beatles in the animated movie "Yellow Submarine", "It’s all in your mind." For most, I’d have to assume the jewel is more of a symbol than an investment. But then, even Bugs Bunny likes carats.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Health Notes
Health & Nutrition by Judith Sheldon

AIDS remains a frighteningly serious epidemic infecting millions of people around the world.

Recently, scientists working on ways to treat the most prevalent type of AIDS in the United States were jolted by news that another strain, one considered far more virulent, and found mostly in Africa and Asia where it’s spread mostly through heterosexual relations with an infected partner, had shown up in six soldiers stationed on the West Coast who had served in either or both of those two areas.

The emergence of this new strain in the U.S.A. is expected to add to the already huge costs of research for finding a vaccine and a cure for AIDS, as well as the mounting costs for treating already infected persons.

According to the research, young folks think they’re immune to AIDS because they’re "straight" (that is, heterosexual). As we’re learning, being straight or gay is not a factor in avoiding or getting the HIV infection.

We need to do more to educate young people about the risks of unprotected sex. While abstinence would be the best way to prevent infection, it’s probably not a realistic option.

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