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Friday, January 14, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 148

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Knights of Pythias Chili Feed will be held on Tues., January 18, 2000 at the K.P. Hall for members only. Dinner will be served at 6:30 p.m. and a meeting will follow at 7:30 p.m.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Eastern Jasper County Chapter of the American Red Cross is sponsoring a Bloodmobile at the Nazarene Church in Carthage on January 20 and 21. At this time blood supplies are dangerously low so please donate. For more information call the Red Cross office at 358-4334.

today's laugh

A man goes into a gift shop and sees a strange necklace. "What’s this made of?" he asked the clerk.

"Alligator teeth."

"But it’s so much more expensive than a pearl necklace."

"Well," the clerk says, "anyone can open an oyster."

In one restaurant, they’re really health-conscious. They have a nonsmoked-fish section.

A man is applying for a job as a chauffeur. The potential employer asks, "What would you do if another car with armed men in it came at us doing seventy miles an hour? Exactly what would you do?"

"Eighty."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Escaped From Jail.

A neat trick was perpetrated on the officers Saturday night by the escape of three prisoners from the city holdover, says the Aurora Argus. The men were not put in the cages, but were given the liberty of the hall and some time during the night they managed to make a hole through the brick wall on the west side large enough to permit them to escape, two of them being recaptured later, but the other’s whereabouts is still a mystery.

Dance Last Night.

One of the best dances of the season was given at the Burlingame-Chaffee opera house last night. The dance, while not a meeting of the German club, was largely attended by members of that organization. Many guests were present and their presence lent an additional charm to the occasion. There was a large crowd out and the evening was well enjoyed. Music was provided by the Light Guard orchestra.

  Today's Feature

Numbers Down, Dollars Up.

The number of building permits sagged slightly in 1999 compared to 1998, but the amount of money spent on construction in the City surged by 36% according to a year end report by the City Engineering Department.

City Director of Engineering Joe Butler reports that the fees charged by the City for building permits followed the increase and totaled over $43,000, up 34% from 1998.

A new City policy that pays a portion of the cost to repair or replace sidewalks has also spurred construction. The engineering office had a total of 80 requests for eligibility in the program. Of those qualified, 28 permits have been issued. Of those, 23 have been completed and approved for reimbursement totalling $13,931.

The Council appropriated $50,000 to be available for the year. Butler thinks when the weather warms in the spring, more requests will come in.

Butler also reports that 49 tons of materials have been recycled through the City drop-off center in 1999. The cost for disposing of the material, $3,305.70 has been reimbursed to the City by recycling grants.

 

9-1-1 Hang-Up Procedures Work.

news release

The County 9-1-1 Center handled a frantic call early Monday morning from a caller who could be heard screaming but not talking with the 9-1-1 Call Taker. The call was then disconnected by the caller.

Repeated attempts to make contact with the caller were unsuccessful, while these steps were being taken, another 9-1-1 team Member was following the procedures and dispatching fire, police and EMS to the address that had appeared on the Enhanced 9-1-1 data screen.

As emergency agencies sent resources to the unknown problem out in the County, which has become a routine matter due to the number of hang-ups the Center receives each month, another call was received advising of a structure fire at a neighbors house. This caller was now reporting the event that had actually started the process. Since the dispatch of units to hang-ups the appropriate emergency personnel and equipment were already enroute saving some precious minutes that could make the critical difference.

The ongoing effort to keep the 9-1-1 Database up to date is verified by this type of experience.

 

Blunt Calls for Restructuring on Postal Rates.

news release

Southwest Missouri Congressman Roy Blunt is urging the U.S. Postal Rate Commission to freeze first-class postal rates. "First-class customer should not be subsidizing the cost of competition with the private sector for other classes of delivery. The Postal Rate Commission should reject the latest request for another unwarranted increase," Blunt said.

Blunt, who is Chief Deputy Whip in the House, urged the Postal Rate Commission in a letter to end the "shell game" employed in past rate hikes. "The postal service has a monopoly on first-class mail and that service generates most of the Postal System’s surplus. The surpluses are then used to unfairly compete in the private market place against companies like Federal Express, UPS and MAILBOXES, Etc. The Postal Service should end the use of such subsidies," Blunt concluded.

Blunt reminded Postal Rate Commission Chair Edward Gleiman that "First-class mail plays an important role in the lives of millions of Americans. The U.S. Postal system is receiving hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue beyond that required to provide postal delivery. I urge the Commission in the strongest possible terms to reject the request of the U.S. Postal system for yet another unwarranted increase in the monopolistic fees on first-class postage, and a restructing of business rates aimed at balancing the playing field with the private sector."

Blunt points to a $363 million surplus at the end of 1999 which was $163 million more than predicted. Postal records show it was the fifth consecutive year that the Postal Service has collected more in revenues than it expended for operations.

The total surplus for that period exceeds $4 billion. Since 1970, mail rate increases have substantially exceeded the rate of inflation. The latest rate hike increased first-class postage to its current rate of 33 cents in 1998.

 

 

Helen S. Boylan High School Art Contest Reception Sunday 16th.

by Robin Putnam, artCentral

Our calendar year begins for 2000 with a reception on Sunday the 16th from 12:30 to 2pm.

Each year the Helen S. Boylan Foundation sponsors an art contest for the Carthage High students. This year we have the priveledge of sharing this event. The student art work will be hung as usual and there will be the afternoon reception so everyone can come out and see what talented young people are participating this time !!

We hope the students friends and family, teachers and neighbors will all come visit and show their support.

We will be hosting this reception this Sunday and will be serving cookies, coffee and punch. The public is invited and we look forward to seeing every one of you!!

The contest was limited to high school kids ages 15 - 17. Entries were limited to fifteen for each of three categories. So....that means we have 45 pieces of art displayed and that includes 3-dimensional, paintings and drawings.

The Boylan Foundation supplies prize money in the amounts of five hundred dollars for first place, three hundred for second place and two hundred bucks for third place !! What a great deal for the students !! The judging and awarding of prize monies will take place at a separate time. The reception on Sunday is just for the simple pleasure of seeing one’s work displayed and giving one’s parents the opportunity to see what their bright little children are up to !!

So.....Sunday....art, cookies, friends.... see you then !!

Our next event will feature the drawings and paintings of Joe Leiter. Not only is he a talented muscian but he paints as well as he plays !! He has some wonderful paintings and truly enjoys painting plein aire !! That means outside standing in a field or ditch. Joe’s opening reception will be February 11th from 6-8pm. Details later.

More.........next week. 358-4404. 1110 E 13th & www. ozarkartistscolony.com under organizations.


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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

Some statistics are pretty informative, others are just interestin’, most just make ya wonder who keeps track of this stuff.

The story I think of was of the two car manufacturers who had a race. Of course one won and one lost. Both, it turned out, widely distributed their own braggin’ rights.

The one that one of course told of comin’ in ahead of its competitor.

The one that lost was more inventive in its delivery of the facts. Number two bragged that it came in second place, while its competitor finished only second from last.

Both stories of course bein’ nothin’ but the truth, but neither really meanin’ much except to the ones tellin’ the tale.

Somehow I get the feelin’ that some of the national political figures have heard that story.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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The second Friday of the new millennium and the flu has a hold on America. The flu has allowed a new definition for the Y2K bug! Following a minor sugar binge on homemade holiday goody gifts and treating those with the flu since mid-November the bug caught me. UGH! Fortunately I do not recall ever having felt so bad so quickly. My alarms went up and my mind went blank at the same time. With weak knees and aching all over, it is not easy to take care of oneself. I spent two days on my back with my daughter reminding me of everything I had just told and done for her bout with the bug. It was hard, and I don’t believe I would have been well so fast had SHE not pushed fluids, vitamin C and a beta 13 D glucan formula down me every few hours. I finally came to my senses enough to start taking lots of yarrow and boneset to ease the pain and keep me sweating out the toxins. By the afternoon of day two I was becoming overly concerned about my elderly and very young customers who may have gotten the flu, a signal that I was over the worst of my ordeal. I spent one more day drinking only hot teas, hot lemonade with honey and echinacea tincture and garlic/onion broth just to be sure I was not contagious.

I urge you or your organization or church to check on your elderly who may be down with the flu. It is so hard for some to ask for help, but I assure you from someone who has just done battle with this year’s flu that going it alone could be too rough. One day of not caring or feeling well enough to even drink fluids can play havoc with the body, and if no one is there to help out one may just get more sick. Make a call or two and check on a friend or acquaintance you may or may not know is down. If they are alone, take them soup or offer to sit with them for a while, even if they just sleep. My old friend, Bill, said in his weak voice, "There was a time when people would sit up with the very sick." Where have all the good times gone? You don’t have to send off a donation or go to a foreign country to do a mission of good will...look next door or down the street.

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