The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, July 6, 2000 Volume IX, Number 13

did ya know?


Did Ya Know?
. . .The McCune-Brooks Golden Reflections will have a Walking Club. Walks will be held Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. at the former Eugene Field Elementary School.

Did Ya Know?. . .On this date in 1957 a Harry S. Truman Library and Museum was dedicated at Independence, Missouri. Truman attended the dedication.



today's laugh


"Phwat did you get for your birthday, Pat?"
"A pair of opera glasses."
"And are they any good?"
"Foine! Ye see that church about a mile from here? Well, these glasses bring it so close that ye can hear the organ playing."

Jeweler’s Son-"Papa, how do you just a watch?"
Jeweler-"Adjust, my boy, not just just."
Jeweler’s Son-"Well, papa, if you add just to just, it’s just just isn’t it?"

A rolling football gathers no score.

"Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?"
"No, sir; but I’ve seen them kill mice!"



1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

At the Methodist Conference.

In its report of the St. Louis M.E. conference now in session at Kansas City, the Journal tells of the lay electoral delegates being introduced to the conference. Among those chosen was R.H. Rose of this city, although he was not in attendance at the conference. Speeches were made by several, Rev. O.M. Stewart, of St. Louis, making a few remarks in Mr. Rose’s behalf.

The Journal says: "Judge McGregor, who was president of the conference, was introduced, and spoke to the ministers at length. He reported a harmonious session." The lay electoral conference will be held in Chicago.

In the assignment of preachers for Kansas City churches tomorrow; Dr. J. W. Stewart of this city is to speak at the morning service at the Arlington Methodist church.



  Today's Feature


County Primary Contest.


The Jasper County primary is scheduled for August 8 this year and will include a larger than typical field of candidates.

The office of Public Administrator and Assessor have drawn the largest number total candidates with five each.

Incumbent Democrat Jim Willis will face one of four Republicans for Assessor in November. Donald E. Davis, Donna Harlan, Hal Dannelley, and Larry Carsten will compete in the primary for the Republican nomination.

The five Republicans running for Public Administrator include Betty Ellefsen, Scott Schlichting, Janice Tusinger (incumbent), Denise Crampton Anderson, and Gary L. Martin. There are no Democrat candidates.

The contest for County Sheriff has two Republican candidates, incumbent W.J. (Bill) Pierce, and former Joplin Police Chief David Niebur and two Democrat candidates, J.D. Love and Jerry Dean.

Candidates for Eastern County Commissioner include Democrat incumbent Ben Johnson and Republican candidates Jim Honey and Trisha Burgi.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

Looked like ever’one made it through the July 4th celebration out at Muni Park in good shape. ‘Cept for the typical technical difficulties and a little sunburn, the event seemed to please those who attended.

The 5K run had a good number of folks show up to register the mornin’ of the event and ended up with somethin’ like eighty participants. (I wasn’t one of ‘em.)

I did make it out late afternoon and got ta hear a little of the music and look around a little ‘fore the fireworks.

Heard a lota good things about all those who helped put this thing on, but ever’one mentioned the hard work of the Parks Department personnel durin’ the day. The place sure looked good. And, thanks to the Street Department sprayin’, I don’t think I even got a chigger bite either.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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TALK CARS

by Tom & Ray Magliozzi


Dear Tom and Ray:

My husband likes to drive with the windows open instead of using the air conditioner. He claims the outside fresh air keeps him from getting sleepy. We are about to go on a trip, and I would like your opinion on this, since the noise from the outside air really gets to me. What’s your advice?- Irene

TOM: Separate cars.

RAY: This is one of those truly age-old husband-wife disputes. It can be traced back to around the same time wives started complaining that their husbands never kept around the cave.

TOM: It’s a tough one, Irene. I feel the same way that your husband feels. That stiff, varying breeze of fresh air on my face keeps me awake, too. And it does a much better job than the air conditioner. But my wife hates it. And just like you, it’s not the temperature or the breeze so much as the noise.

RAY: And as far as I know, no one’s ever come up with a good, practical solution to this problem. I mean, we can suggest many impractical solution:

TOM: You can buy a limo with the glass window between the front and back seats. Then he can stay up front with both windows open and you can sit in the back with the air conditioning, mini bar, television and maybe a boyfriend!

RAY: Or you can go to your local farm supply outlet and buy a cattle prod. That ought to keep him awake, huh?

TOM: I think the only reasonable solution is to compromise. You can share the driving responsibilities, and when he’s driving, the window can be open or partially open. When you’re driving, the window stays closed.

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