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Monday, June 19, 2000 Volume IX, Number 258

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Did Ya Know?
. . .The Jasper County Health Department will hold a Health Fair from 1-7 p.m. on Thursday, June 22, 2000 at 105 Lincoln, Carthage, MO. For more information call 417-358-3111.

Did Ya Know?. . .The next Diabetes Support Group will be from 4-5 p.m. on Wednesday, June 28, 2000, in the dining room at McCune-Brooks Hospital, Carthage. The topic this month is "Money for Diabetes - What’s Your Fair Share?" Special guest speaker Neil Sprick, Program Director for the American Diabetes Association from Columbia, will be speaking on "Medicare & Medicaid Reimbursement for Diabetes Care."

today's laugh


First husband: I carry a rabbit’s foot in my pocket because it saves me lots of money.
Second husband: How is that?
First husband: Every time my wife sticks her hand in my pocket she thinks it’s a mouse.

Rod: I’ve got the worst kind of car trouble anybody could have.
Ron: What kind is it?
Rod: The engine won’t start and the payments won’t stop.

I got nervous when the copilot asked me how to get to the cockpit.


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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Marshall Dowell is Grateful

Dr. E. F. Gould received a letter today from Marshall Dowell of Eureka Springs, the boy tramp, who lost his foot under a Frisco train here a couple of months ago. The youngster is almost entirely recovered now and will have a serviceable limb without the necessity of wearing an artificial leg. He thanks the doctor for his care and says he will try to steal no more rides on freight cars.

Mr. and Mrs. Wiggins Entertain.

Mr. and Mrs. P. N. Wiggins entertained several of their friends in a very pleasant manner at their home on South Main street last evening. The principal amusement wasa guessing game in which the names of celebrated authors were suggested by puzzling sentences. Mrs. Phillis and Misses Scott and Aldrich were equally successful at this game and were obliged to decide as to the prize winner by drawing straws. Miss Aldrich was the lucky winner.

  Today's Feature


Agreement To Sell To Be Considered.

The Budget/Ways and Means Committee is scheduled to meet tonight in City Hall at 7 p.m. The main agenda item is the discussion of a proposal by Carthage Realtors for an agreement to sell property at the Myers Park Development.

At this time any realtor licensed in Missouri bringing a third party deal for purchase to the City is considered for a 2% commission. The proposed agreement with the Carthage realtors would raise that compensation to 5%.

The Council has thus far looked only at sales of lots of predetermined size, most are seven to twelve acres. The latest sale was 8.7 acres to Southwest Missouri Bank for $600,000. The question some have posed is if there have been no deals brought forward for the 2% ($12,000 in the SMB example), will increasing the commission to 5% ($30,000) result in more activity.

Other factors that may influence the Council’s discussion is exactly who the contract involves. It is unclear at this time if realtors outside the Carthage area will be included in the contract. The Council will also have to establish set prices for the property.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

It’s like the old Don Williams song, if it was easy, ever’one would be doin’ it.

Seems folks are always frustrated with the amount of time it takes to get things done when it comes to the City. The fact is, things the government does are supposed ta be hard ta get accomplished. It’s built into the system so ever’one gets plenty of time ta say their piece. ‘Course havin’ that bit of knowledge doesn’t make it any less frustratin’ when ya want to see some changes.

If ya want ta be efficient, ya put one person in charge and let ‘em have at it. Bein’ efficient and gettin’ some kind of beneficial results may not always be compatible from time ta time, but ya takes your chances. The turtle does occasionally win I’m told.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell

Dear Al: My gutters got clogged and overflowed, causing a huge mess in the front courtyard of my home. They looked clean when I last serviced them, but I had missed a clog that was inside a downspout. I found that the fastest way to remove downspout clogs is to stick your garden hose down into it and force out the clog with the water pressure. If it won’t unclog from the top, try it from the bottom. It worked great for me.

Dear Al & Kelly: The old, removable wallpaper in my young son’s room was ugly but I didn’t want to paper over it. I ended up painting it. First I used a primer and then two coats of plain beige paint. My son is allowed to draw anything anywhere he chooses on the walls. When they get too busy or he gets older, it will be easy to pull off the removable wallpaper for the next scheme.

A SUPER HINT-If you have a box full of wood screws for something like a new deck you’re building, pour a little liquid hand soap over the screws, and they will practically put themselves into the wood.

Dear Carrells: I have been redoing my basement to turn it into a study. A lot of the work I’ve done had some ripping and cutting, and I needed a longer workbench to help support the long materials. I didn’t have any type of appropriate table, so I used the only thing around that was available, the family ironing board. It was the perfect height and long to handle the material.

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