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Monday, June 26, 2000 Volume IX, Number 6

did ya know?


Did Ya Know?
. . .The City of Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes this week, Mon.-Fri., June 26-30. Your area will be sprayed in the evening of the day your trash is picked up,between 8:30 p.m. to 11 p.m. You might want to turn off your attic or window fans when the sprayer is in your area.

Did Ya Know?. . .The next Diabetes Support Group will be from 4-5 p.m. on Wednesday, June 28, 2000, in the dining room at McCune-Brooks Hospital, Carthage. The topic this month is "Money for Diabetes - What’s Your Fair Share?" Special guest speaker Neil Sprick, Program Director for the American Diabetes Association from Columbia, will be speaking on "Medicare & Medicaid Reimbursement for Diabetes Care."

today's laugh


In an age when everyone seems to be playing the name game of glorifying job titles, the man in charge of the meat department at a store in Wichita Falls, Texas, deservesa round of applause.
On his weekly time card he describes his position as "Meat Head."

One of our little pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar.
Sugar! What for?
Haven’t you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?



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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

An Old Soldier Gone.

James Lord, an old soldier and well known figure in Carthage, where he has resided for 18 years, died at 6:35 this morning at his home on the corner of Valley and Water streets, after a two weeks’ illness, at the age of 67 years. He had no relatives so far as known, but since the death of his wife, about five years ago, has lived with his adopted daughter, Miss Martha Evans. The funeral is to be held at 3 o’clock Thursday afternoon under the auspices of Masonic lodge No. 197 and the Stanton post, G.A.R., at the South Methodist church, Rev. L. L. Johnson officiating.


Grandmother Earl, who is now nearly 98 years old, is quite ill at her home on East Macon street. Dr. Coe is attending her.

Mrs. Earl was born on Christmas day, 1802 and if she lives for two years and a half years more will be 100 years old.

  Today's Feature


Traffic Concerns For Myers Park.

The Planning, Zoning, and Historical Preservation Commission is scheduled to be presented with the modified plat for the Myers Park Development at a meeting this afternoon at 5:15 in City Hall.

The City Council voted at its last meeting to apply to the Commission for the change which would eliminate the traffic circle and a view corridor. The proposed plat would also open Garrison Avenue through to HH highway.

The City requested an opinion from the Missouri Department of Transportation.

"We believe it would be in the best interests of the City, MoDOT and developers to limit the number of access points to this highway (HH)," a letter from MoDOT states. "It would be our recommendation that Garrison Avenue be constructed with geometrics for a future signalized intersection. Hazel Avenue has already been selected as a future signalized intersection.....We would recommend that Anne Baxter Avenue not be constructed with access to Route HH. Providing access within the influence area of a traffic signal is a guarantee of increased accidents and congestion."



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

Some things just sound worse than they really are.

I’ve know some folks who live in pink houses, and they weren’t what I’d call unusual in any way. After a while ya even forget they live in a pink house. You even use it to your advantage from time to time. Givin’ directions is a lot easier when you can use the pink house as a reference. "Just past the pink house and turn left" leaves little doubt as to where to turn.

I’ve even had the occasion to see a pink house or two that was unusually attractive. I really don’t dislike ‘em, just never thought about paintin’ my own residence pink. Maybe if I thought of it as rose colored it would be more of a consideration.

What really matters of course is the eye of the beholder.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

The SuperHandyman


by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell

Dear Al & Kelly: I have a typical picket fence around my yard. Ours is a bug yard, so painting the fence is quite a chore. I’ve tried different techniques over the years but have found only one really fast way to do it. I use a smaller roller, one that is the same width as the pickets. It holds the paint well and doesn’t drip too much, and I usually can get each picket with one swipe of the roller. It is less wasteful and faster, not to mention neater than a brush.

SUPER HINT: When taking family trips, carry a large coffee can with you for garbage. You can seal the lid and it’s easy to empty and clean after the trip.

Changing your car’s oil yourself can save you money, compared with having a garage do it for you. Doing it yourself also gives you an excellent opportunity to examine other components of the car. You might notice parts that need repairing or adjusting, things that you otherwise might miss.

An oil change involves just a few simple steps, including replacing the oil filter. One thing that gives some people fits is the filter wrench, which sometimes slips and can be hard to use properly. One way to get a better grip on the filter is to glue a piece of sandpaper to the inside of the wrench.

The sandpaper can help the wrench grab the old filter as you unscrew it. Don’t use the wrench to install the new filter, however, use your hand.

Here’s another tip: avoid spillage from the old filter by slipping a plastic bag over it before removing it.

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