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Monday, June 5, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 248

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Did Ya Know?
. . .The next Golden Reflections Coffee Connection will be at
10 a.m. this Wednesday, June 7, in the McCune-Brooks Hospital Dining Room. A Ming & Bing Skit will be presented by Dottie Frost and "Understanding and Recognizing Depression in Your Friend’s and Family" will be presented by Mark Francis, Director of Generations Mental Health Program.

Did Ya Know?. . .Tickets to the Carthage United Singles kickoff "Spectacular," June 10, are available at Carthage Chamber of Commerce, Main Street Mercantile, Presbyterian and Fairview Christian churches. Tickets are $10 for an evening of music, dinner, and entertainment by comedian Mike Joiner.

today's laugh


I know that bird talks. I bought a parrot last month. My telephone bill tripled.

One store put up a sign that said, don’t be fooled by all the businesses on this block going out of business. we’ve been going out of business longer than any of them.

My wife and I had a terrible time in Venice. The streets were always filled with water!

If it wasn’t for the guy who invented TV, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

THE REMEDY TOO MUCH FOR HIM.

Janitor Purcell’s Experience with a
Pipe as a Toothache Cure.

Assistant Janitor Purcell, of the court house, although a man whose hair is streaked with gray, has just had his first experience with tobacco, a "pleasure", usually not so long deferred. He arose from his bed at the court house the other night writhing in the agonies of a terrible toothache. Drug stores were all closed; doctors and dentists had all gone home; there seemed nothing to do but hope for morning.

After walking the corridors of the court house for two hours, unable to sleep or lie down, his eyes happened to fall on Janitor Davis’ pipe laying on a shelf. Roseate visions of relief instantly took possession of his mind. In his desperate plight all the stories he had ever heard concerning the pain-killing power of tobacco passed in review in his imagination. With a faith in nicotine equal to that of the average citizen in whisky for snake bite, he loaded and lit the pipe and puffed with a vigor which one would naturally suppose would bring relief quickest.

He is not sure whether the tobacco helped the toothache or simply made him so sick he forgot all else, but his experience with the remedy was the worse fate of the two. After abandoning his supper in several installments, he finally endured until morning, when he probably consulted a dentist. He was looking very pale and haggard all the next day and, of course his appearance excited comment, so he had to "fess up."

  Today's Feature


City Restrooms and Storm Shelters.

The City Council Public Services Committee will meet this evening in City Hall at 7 p.m. The Committee oversees the operation of the Parks and Recreation Department and the operation of City buildings.

The agenda includes a review of the progress of preparations for the Fourth of July celebration in Municipal Park and an update on the Fair Acres construction project.

New business to be discussed include the naming of the Police Department Building. It has been suggested that the facility be named in honor of former Police Chief Ed Ellefsen.

Also scheduled for discussion is the feasibility and implications of increased use of the rest rooms in City Hall by the public.

The Committee has also been asked to determine if the City should continue to open Memorial Hall as a storm shelter during threatening weather. Staffing the basement of the Hall during storm warnings has become more difficult since the Civil Defense headquarters has relocated to the Fire Department. An agreement with Carthage R-9 school is also scheduled.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

I suppose on average ever’one has about the same kinda luck. Some good days, some not so good. I suppose most ‘member the bad luck more than those times when ever’ thing went wrong.

My dad always advised given plenty of time for travel, just in case ya had a flat tire. I figure its good advise, even though I can count on one hand the times a tire went down durin’ a trip. Considerin’ the amount a miles driven, the chances are pretty slim.

Some I know are always pessimistic. "It’d be just my luck," they are fond of sayin’. I suppose that kind a thinkin’ keeps ‘em outa trouble in a lota cases, but it seems a lota opportunities are also eliminated. The best advise I’ve heard is to play your game and hope for a little luck. Pay your money and takes your chances.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Dear Al: My wheelbarrow just isn’t all that sturdy, and it tips over easily. That’s why I usually use my fertilizer spreader to carry my yard tools. It’s much more stable than my wheelbarrow, and it carries quite a lot of stuff for a small tool. I use it for fertilizing only twice a year, and it wasn’t cheap, so I’m glad I found a way to get some more use of it. - J. M.

SUPER HINT- Next time you open a fresh can of paint, rub a coating of petroleum jelly around the inside of the rim. It will make it air tight and easier to open.

Q: I recently replaced my central heat and air system. It seems to me that the older one used to wait before the blower cut on, and the new one starts blowing right away. That first blast of cold air before it has heated up has been very uncomfortable. Is there a way to prevent this from happening, or do we just have to learn to live with it? -O.S.

A: Your unit should have a fan limit switch, which controls the fan so it doesn’t come on until the heater has warmed up the air to a certain point. It also should let the fan continue to run even after the furnace shuts off, until the temperature is back down to a preset point. The installers might have failed to hook up the switch properly. We would go back to them and have it checked.

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