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Monday, March 13, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 189

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Did Ya Know?
. . .The Eminence Chapter #93 Order of the Eastern Star will honor past matrons and past patrons, at a regular meeting Tuesday, March 14, 2000 at 7:30 p.m. at the Masonic Temple, 7th and Maple. For more information call 358-9116 or 358-9128.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Area Agency on Aging will host its annual St. Patrick’s Day lunch on Thursday, March 16 from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Scottish Rite Temple, 505 Byers, Joplin. Chili, soup, homemade rolls, corn bread, veggies, dessert and drink will be served for $4. Proceeds go to homebound seniors throughout the area.

today's laugh

A real estate salesman showed us a shack one day that looked as if it was falling apart. My wife said, "The only thing keeping this house together is the termites holding hands."

It’s strange, but whatever the person next to you orders is always better-looking than what you order.

The doctor tells his patient, "I have very bad news for you. Your tests came back, and you have twenty-four hours to live. But I also have worse news."

"What could be worse?"

"I was supposed to tell you yesterday."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

 

BIG FIRE AT GALENA.

The Galena Foundry and Machine Works Totally Destroyed-Loss $20,000.

Galena was visited by a disastrous fire Saturday evening about 5:30 o’clock, when the Galena foundry and machine works, owned by Col. W.B. Stone, was totally destroyed by fire. The fire originated in the foundry department and was soon beyond control. The only things saved from the fire were a plane and lathe. The loss is placed at $20,000; no insurance.

Col. Stone announced that he would commence to rebuild Monday morning.

The institution was one of the old landmarks of Galena and was built in 1884 by Collins Bros., and came into the hands of Col. W.B. Stone in 1887, and has been in his control ever since.

Theodore Woodale and Miss Mattie Lambert of Neodesha, Kan., were married at the court house yesterday by Judge Brown.

  Today's Feature

Budget Looks at July 4th Celebration.

The Budget Ways and Means Committee will meet tonight in City Hall for their regular monthly meeting. Consideration and discussion of the status of the planned July 4th fireworks and celebration is scheduled.

A proposed contract with Phillips-Ward & Associates of Joplin to organize and promote the 4th of July event was referred to the Budget Ways and Means Committee last week by the Public Services Committee Negotiations to reduce the fee was requested. The fee for handling the event was initially proposed at $12,000 to be paid in three installments of $4,000 each on May 1, June 1, and July 1. This would be in addition to the cost of the actual fireworks display. No other proposals have been considered by the Committee. Funding for the event will come from $15,000 allocated by the City Council and approximately $22,000 pledged from outside sources.

A tentative schedule of activities include a twilight golf outing on July 3, a sporting activity, children’s activities, a variety of food vendors, a food festival or cookout, musical entertainment, and fireworks orchestrated to music.




Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

There are some fund-raisers that give recognition to those who donate by puttin’ their name on a plaque or a brick that seem to be successful. Lookin’ at the cost of fireworks, how about this one, it might be fun and make a good show.

While the radio is playin’ the music along with the fireworks goin’ off, announce who paid for each explosion. Folks could buy the $15 or $20 pop, or a portion of the show. If the idea could be sold, folks who donated to the cause would be sure to want to see their display and guarantee a good turnout.

‘Course for those who think the display is a waste of money, the announcement could just give a price for each pop, with a subtotal after each burst. "Boom, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle. There goes sixty bucks!"

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

The Super Handyman

Dear Al & Kelly: I made some inexpensive shades for our lake cabin. I purchased some plain vinyl shades at a discount store and then covered them with fabric to match the furniture in the rooms.

I just sprayed the shades with an adhesive and then pressed the fabric onto the vinyl. They look super; people say they thought we hired a professional to do the job. As an added bonus, the fabric combined with the vinyl really helps to block out the sun’s heat. — J.S.

Q: This year we would like to put a small garden in our backyard. We would like to use some railroad ties that we have access to, but are worried about the harmful chemicals that they are coated with. Are they safe to use for a garden border? — C.B.

A: Railroad crossties are treated with creosote, which could leach out and kill some of your plants.

Some gardening experts, however, say that the ties are usually so old that they no longer pose a threat to plant life.

To be on the safe side, you should use pressure-treated landscape timbers, which are available at home centers.

Dear Carrells: The rod that fits into my closet doesn’t reach all the way from one side to the other. It fits with the aid of two brackets - one on each side. The problem is that when you move hangers along the rod, sometimes the rod will slide out of a bracket, creating a huge mess.

I finally fixed it with a couple of rubber bands. I slipped a couple of them on the ends of the rod, and now it doesn’t want to slide much and hardly ever falls out of the brackets anymore.

You also could install a small screw at each end of the rod, right next to each bracket. That would keep the rod from sliding.

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