The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, March 2, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 182

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?
. . .St. Ann’s Annual Chili Supper will be held Thursday, March 2, 2000 from 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. & 5 p.m.-7 p.m. in the St. Ann School Gym, 1156 Grand Avenue. A bake sale & book fair will be open only from 8 a.m.-7 p.m. For more information call 358-4902.

Did Ya Know?. . .Youth Baseball sign-ups for all children ages 5-16 will be March 3rd & 10th from 6 p.m.- 8 p.m. at Fairview Elementary School.

Did Ya Know?. . .Anyone who has any blue cub scout shirts, books, etc. to donate, there are some boys who would appreciate them. Please call 358-1767 and ask for Linda.

today's laugh

A man calls 911 and says that his cat is lost. The 911 operator says, "We only take special matters."
"You don’t understand. This isn’t just a cat. This cat can talk."
"You should hang up. Maybe he’s trying to phone you right now."

A gossip columnist chiseled his way into a swank party hosted by one of the most talented and wittiest actresses. When he left, he gave her a handshake and thanked her for the party.
"That’s quite okay," the actress said. "Next time remind me to invite you."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Mrs. Dennison in Charge.

Supt. E. B. Dennison was not in his office in this city yesterday, he being unable to reach this city. In his absence Mrs. Dennison opened the office and looked after the business yesterday. Mr. Dennison is now visiting the rural schools in the northwest part of the county. He hopes to complete his visits by next Saturday.

Circuit Court News.

W.L. Jones, who was charged with burglary and larceny on formal arraignment two weeks ago, entered a plea of not guilty. Yesterday morning he withdrew his plea and pleaded guilty to burglary and his punishment was assessed at imprisonment in the state penitentiary for a period of three years.

Ed Gill and Jess Beyner pleaded guilty to a charge of grand larceny, and as they are under 18 years of age their punishment was fixed at confinement for two years in the state reformatory.

  Today's Feature

Formation of Policy Discussed.

The City Council and Mayor Kenneth Johnson met Tuesday evening in City Hall for a work session concerning the upcoming budget process. City Administrator Tom Short outlined the schedule for various meetings expected between now and the adoption of the budget in June.

"There was some discussion last year that there wasn’t enough Council input. I think this provides for a little more Council input throughout the process," said Short.

One change in the process recommended by Short is a performance based expenditures.

"When we run a traditional line item budget, that just basically allocates resources the City has," said Short, "we don’t really account for how that money is used on the work product that’s produced."

The Budget Committee has recommended that the change be implemented over a period of time.

"Based on the timing that is involved," Short continued, "it looks like we will be trying to get our measurements criteria together this year for 2002’s budget. So the departments are trying to come up with a handful of performance criteria that they will start tracking. At least start getting into the bean counting stage of it to find out exactly what we are doing with the money, then eventually get into accounting for how effectively the money is being spent, and what kind of output is being produced for the money we are giving to the departments."

Short also outline what he felt the budget should accomplish.

"The budget traditionally is suppose to have four components to it," explained Short. "One is a financial plan. Another is a communication document for all the users, the Council plus the general public and the other entities that use it. The other one is an operation guide for the departments on how they are going to be spending their resources. And the other one is the policy statement by the Council and what they intend to accomplish with it. I hope we will get there in a little while, probably a couple of years or a few years before we get to that process. But, at least to start the process this year, we want to go ahead and talk about some of these goals and objectives and see if there are any problems with it."

The Budget Committee recommendations for goals and objectives were provided in a written five page document.

"Another item we talked about," Short continued, "was moving toward cost recovery for the different services that we provide. We had talked about initially trying to recover full cost. The Budget Committee recommended that, at least this year, we start analyzing what our costs are on the different services that we provide so we can determine somewhere down the road if we want to recover full cost or partial cost, or how we want to do that."

Short also spoke of possible increased efficiencies that could be gained by taking advantage of the fiber optic loop installed by CW&EP.

"Last year we projected a cost of about $211,000 to hook the City up to the fiber network, plus provide the electronics and the entrances to all the facilities," said Short. "So we could start communicating with each other, at least at a very small degree with our email. What the utility is talking about now is putting the phone system on the network and cutting out the line charges to Southwestern Bell and just have one interconnect with Southwestern Bell local office. Apparently it’s not that difficult to input that once you have the capacity to do that. CW&EP is looking in that direction, on consolidating all of our phone services, the hospital, the library, us and CW&EP. They are also, looking down the road, looking at the possibility of being an internet service provider. We would have high speed access to the fiber as opposed to the phone line."

Short says many communities have the capability for citizens to pay for licenses, permits, or taxes on line.


Letter to the Editor
Opinions expressed reflect those of the writer
and not necessarily those of the Mornin' Mail.

Year 2000 Predictions By Wilky!

1. Carthage’s City Leaders will finally purchase the new property for an airport. It only makes sense to me, $2,000.00 an acre for the new airport and sell the old airport for $100,000.00 per acre!

2. We will recognize the excellent buy the County Commissioners made on the old Bank of Carthage building.

3. Neosho and Webb City will pass Carthage in population.

4. We will still have way to many empty businesses in Carthage including: Shoneys, City Wide Auto Parts, Big Smith buildings, Consumers Markets, Schreibers Bacon Plant, Old Dodge Car Lot and others.

5. You’ll soon be able to take a Paddleboat Ride from the 2000 head Dairy Barn Lagoon near Avilla, down to Spring River and right on into Carthage!

6. A strong wind from the northeast will tell us why Brent Erwin, near Avilla, and others didn’t want a 2000 head dairy in the county!

7. A large corporation will soon recognize my many talents and hire me so I won’t have time to write letters to the editor.

8. I’ll be the last person in Carthage to learn Spanish.

9. The stock market will continue to climb and make us all feel richer whether we are or not!

10. George Bush will not ask Al Gore to help him move into the White House.

Jeff Wilkinson, Carthage



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

I was reminded the other day about a lesson by the author/teacher Peter Drucker. If you’re not familiar, he may be considered the most knowledgeable management type person around.

He thinks there are three things management must always be concerned with, productivity, liquidity, and tomorrow. Unfortunately tomorrow doesn’t lend itself to be easily calculated to the bottom line. There are some things that are at best an educated guess.

Watchin’ that today’s dollars are effectively spent while keepin’ an eye on tomorrow can be tricky, but havin’ some type of plan may help the City retain the quality of life we’ve grown accustomed to.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom and Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray;

Here’s a story I think most people should know about. I went to the doctor’s office the other day. I parked my ’91 Jeep Cherokee on the street. When I got done, the car would crank but it wouldn’t start. The gas-gauge needle had dropped off the dial, and the "low fuel" light was on.

I noticed that there were four or five homeless-looking people on the block. One of them came up and offered to help me. Figuring why not, I let the guy try a few things. I was nervous, because the neighborhood wasn’t great, and I was having trouble understanding his accent. After playing with several different things under the car, he got the car started.

Next came his pitch: "If you took this to the dealer, they’d want to replace your computer and charge you lots of dough. But I’d be happy with $35 for helping out." The smallest bill I had was a $5, which I gave him. I told him he’d volunteered to help and couldn’t expect to be paid. I think this was a scam. My question is, without having access to the interior or the engine compartment, how did he disable my car so he could "help me" start it again? - Ted

RAY: Geez, Ted. You’ve got some very clever homeless people in your town.

TOM: I’ll tell you exactly what he did. He crawled under the car, and unplugged the electrical harness that powers the fuel pump.

RAY: And by unplugging it, he killed the electric fuel pump, which prevented the car from starting, And since that same harness powers the gas gauge sending unit, your gas gauge also registered empty.

TOM: Then, when he saw you cranking away, he crawled back under the car, plugged the harness back in, and voila! Everything was fine again.

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