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Wednesday, May 10, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 231

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?
. . .Representatives from the Springfield Branch Office of the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) and SCORE, Counselors to America’s Small Businesses, will be available fo individual consultations at the Joplin Chamber of Commerce, 320 E. 4th, Joplin, Thursday, May 11, 2000, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Water & Electric Plant would like to inform their customers that they are not doing any water testing in homes. Anyone receiving a call from an individual identifying themselves as being authorized on behalf of CW&EP to enter their home and test the water should notify CW&EP at 237-7300 or the Carthage Police Department at 237-7200.

today's laugh

When two fruit companies merged in downtown Boston, they made a perfect pear.

If you had four chickens on Friday and one chicken on Saturday, how many chickens would you have?
I would have seven chickens.
You’re crazy—four and one are five.
But I have two already.

The husband says to the doctor, "Have you got something for my wife’s laryngitis that’ll cure it in a couple of months?"

1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

AFTER THE GAMBLERS.

Carthage and Carterville Sports Must Face the Court.

Prosecuting Attorney H. L. Shannon filed information yesterday against a number of parties at Carthage and Carterville charging them with gambling. It is the result of evidence gathered for two or three months past, part of the evidence being secured from witnesses before the grand jury.

The jury did not indict any of the parties implicated, but left Attorney Shannon to handle the cases direct by filing information as soon as he should complete the evidence.

There were five informations filed and a group of several names is included in each. The charge in each is ‘setting up and helping to conduct a gambling room."

  Today's Feature

Budget Process Continues.

The City Council Budget/Ways and Means Committee will resume the annual budget process this evening at 6:30 in City Hall.

The first item scheduled on the agenda to be discussed is a request by the Police and Fireman Pension Fund Committee for additional funding to allow for annual cost of living increases for retired officers. Police and Fire personnel have a separate retirement fund from other City employees. The City employee fund does have built in cost of living adjustments (COLA). City Administrator Tom Short reported to the Committee that even with the COLA, actual dollar benefits are less for other City employees than those already received by the Police and Fire personnel. Some members of the Police and Fire Pension Committee disagreed with the calculations presented by Short, and have submitted their own figures for consideration.

The Budget Committee is also scheduled to begin the process of perfecting the proposed City budget for fiscal year 2000/20001 which begins July 1. All budget hearings are open to the public.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

I still remember that early chess game with some distant relative as a kid. We both were just learnin’ the game, but this kid was bein’ a real jerk about all he knew about the game. After several games, he had prob’ly won more than I had, but he kept insistin’ his superior knowledge of the game and the rules was his advantage.

Durin’ what I recall as our last encounter, he made a critical move that was an obvious stupid mistake. When I capitalized on the error, he screamed foul and insisted that wasn’t the move he had intended, he wanted to take it back. I of course reminded him that after he removed his hand from the piece, the move stood. He whined and moaned how unfair I was bein’. The rules obviously applied to me but not to him. At that point the game was secondary, the lesson primary.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

PRIME TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson

Any abecedarians in your family?

My neighbor called to tell me the spelling dictionary on her computer somehow came up with the wonderful word "abecedarian," defined as "one learning the rudiments of something, such as the alphabet." She couldn’t resist sharing the BIG word with her 5-year-old daughter, Helen, who proudly passed it on to her classroom teacher. Now the schoolchildren chant on cue, "We are abecedarians!"

Why not be abecedarians with your family as you discover the sensory delights of spring? You can document spring first from A to Z when you make a "Spring ABC Book" together.

On each of 26 large index cards, write a letter of the alphabet. For beginners, start with a few letters, such as those in your child’s name. Punch a hole in the corner of each card and attach them together on a metal ring or tie them loosely with ribbon.

LOOK in the woods, in a park or on your block for signs of the spring season. You may discover tiny wildflowers, grass in sidewalk cracks, or newly-made birds’ nests. LISTEN for the sounds of croaking frogs by a pond, the songs of birds or the clicking of skates on the sidewalk. TASTE a rhubarb pie and strawberries.

At home, talk about each discovery. For example, if you saw a butterfly, say the word together. Tell your child butterfly starts with "B." Then find the "B" card and invite your child to make a drawing of a butterfly. Your child may prefer cutting out pictures of butterflies in magazines and gluing them on the card or attaching stickers. Here are more ideas to get you started:

A is for APPLE BLOSSOMS

B is for BUNNIES HOPPING IN THE FIELD

C is for CATERPILLAR and CARDINALS

Continue with the rest of the alphabet.

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