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Monday, May 8, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 229

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Did Ya Know?
. . .The Lincoln Ladies Federated Republican Women will hold their next meeting at the Pizza Hut in Carthage on Tuesday, May 9, 2000, at noon. All interested ladies are welcome to attend

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Water & Electric Plant would like to inform their customers that they are not doing any water testing in homes. Anyone receiving a call from an individual identifying themselves as being authorized on behalf of CW&EP to enter their home and test the water should notify CW&EP at 237-7300 or the Carthage Police Department at 237-7200.

today's laugh

What’s a light-year?
A year that has 40% less calories than a regular year.

It’s not hard to be a writer. This morning I wrote something worth a hundred dollars—a grocery list!

The way things are going, people will soon start demanding longer commercials.

Yesterday is experience; tomorrow, hope; and today is getting from one to the other.

How did they measure hail before golf balls were invented?

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Dr. Skillman’s Lecture.

Dr. C.G. Skillman’s lecture on "Success" was well attended at the Baptist church last night, and was reported a good one by all who heard it. W.C. Thomas and his entire force of clerks turned out in a body and occupied two pews in the church.

Mr. Skillman’s lecture was intended for old men and young men alike, but was especially applicable to young men by setting forth the proper foundation for a successful life. "Success," he said, "is doing our level best according to our abilities and opportunities. Attaining one’s aim is not always success, for it may be at the sacrifice of every manly virtue." He quoted opinions of many successful men and showed that success lies largely in worthy aims diligently striven for.

"Wealth is much striven for," he said, "but should be only by right methods and for proper purposes." The doctor spoke for an hour and held the attention of everyone.

  Today's Feature

July 4th Considerations.

The City Council will see a full agenda for tomorrow evening’s regular meeting in City Hall at 7:30.

Scheduled under new business are two public hearings for proposed annexation which include property located at 1313 W. Macon and property located at 1912 Wilson Road.

Contracts for several activities concerning the July 4th celebration will also be in first reading. Contracts with The Fun Company Inc. for equipment, with Victorian Carthage for managing vendors, and a proposal from Chandler Audio & Video productions to supply the group SasaFras will be considered.

Also in first reading will be council bills to accept a final plat of Phelps 7th addition, located at Fulton and George E. Phelps Boulevard, and a final plat of Sunrise Meadows located at 13th and Buena Vista Avenue.

In final reading is Council bill 00-25 which authorizes the Mayor to execute an agreement with APAC-Missouri for paving.

The agenda includes a notice of a closed session to discuss leasing, purchase or sale of property.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

I was informed last year that my strawberries aren’t supposed ta be ready for pickin’ until the fourth of July. Now I’ve got some plants that fit that description, but I’ve also put in some a those early bird strawberries. That apparently means the birds are aware that they come on in late spring.

I’ve already spotted a couple of little beaks eyein’ my strawberry patch. I’m seein’ some good leafs and a few little blooms that not doubt have also been spotted by the neighboring feathered friends.

With all the grippin’ I did last year about the birds gettin’ my strawberries, I never had anyone give me advice of how to stop ‘em. I will continue the battle this year, but so far I’ve only tasted a handful of fruit in two years. Sure are pretty though.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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May day is traditional for planting flowers and herbs. It is the "safest" day to start planting herbs as they are so sensitive to cold and transplanting. My comfrey is blooming at this time standing tall and pretty. Don’t know what happened, but my white flowering comfrey did not come back this year. I have not had as good of luck with the slick leaved comfrey either.

Although comfrey has been the subject of controversy in past years as to weather one should take it internally or not, I still consider it one of my most favorite and important herbs. My Dad used to throw a handful or two a day to his animals and the vet always said they had good strong bones. I use it on any open wound or cut just like the Native Americans may have. After cleaning the area, I wet the root powder and apply it with some water or TT oil. It doesn’t look pretty, but it works well for healing the wound and taking away the soreness. In the old days, one could make a tea of the comfrey leaves to soothe an unruly stomach and even calm an ulcer.

The search for health is directly tied to the search for longevity. In a useful hint from Beer’s Almanac 1800, it is noted that "the difference between rising every morning at six and at eight, in course of forty years (supposing a man to go to bed at the same time he otherwise would) amounts to 20,000 hours, or three years, 121 days and 16 hours, which will afford eight hours a day for exactly ten years; so that it is the same as if ten years of life were added, in which we could commend eight hours every day for the cultivation of our minds, and the dispatch of our beliefs." So, maybe the answer isn’t in a bottle of pills, but in the sands of time!!

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