The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, November 2, 2000 Volume IX, Number 97

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold their November booksale this Saturday, November 4 in the Library Annex at 510 S. Garrison.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Tiger Booster Club will have a Football Tailgate Party from 5:00-6:00 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 2nd before taking on Webb City at 7:00 p.m. Come early, only serving the first 200. Either Hamburger, Polish Sausage, or Hot Dog with chips and soda for $3.

today's laugh

"I’m glad to find you as you are," said the old friend. "Your great wealth hasn’t changed you."
"Well," replied the candid millionaire, "it has changed me in one thing. I’m now ‘eccentric’ where I used to be impolite, and ‘delightfully witty’ where I used to be rude."

The man at the theater was annoyed by the conversation in the row behind.
"Excuse me," he said, "but we can’t hear a word."
"Oh," replied the talkative one, "and is it any business of yours what I’m telling my wife?"

Affable Waiter- "How did you find that steak, sir?"
Guest- "Quite accidentally. I moved that piece of potato and there it was, underneath."


1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

New Suits Filed.

J.L. Shoemaker, through his attorney Howard Gray enters suit for divorce from his wife, Leona, whom he married in March, 1893. He charges that she abandoned him in January, 1899.

Louisa Crane sues for divorce from Isaac Crane, whom she married July 26, 1896. They separated last November. She charges abuse and desertion. Howard Gray is her attorney.

J.M. Oxendine sues the Concordia Insurance Co., of Milwaukee, Wis., for $500 insurance on a one story drug store building at Scotland, which burned down on
May 31.

He states that he insured it with the agent May 25 last and offered him the necessary $12.50 premium at that time, but that the agent offered to charge it and did charge it, and now denies that it was insured. Stonewall Pritchett is plaintiff’s attorney.

  Today's Feature

The Salvation Army Serving
Annual Thanksgiving Dinner.

The Carthage Salvation Army will be serving its annual Thanksgiving Dinner from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day, November 23rd, at the Fairview Christian Church. The dinner is open to the public and is especially intended to ensure that no one will be hungry or lonely on Thanksgiving Day. The Salvation Army would like to thank Fairview Christian Church for their generosity in allowing them to serve this dinner at their church located at 2320 S. Grand Avenue, Carthage.

The Salvation Army is in need of volunteers and food. Needed food items are: turkeys, fresh potatoes, sweet potatoes, dinner rolls, butter, canned green beans, boxed stuffing, cranberry sauce, salad items, salad dressing, coffee, fresh pies and other desert items. If you would like to make a donation for the Thanksgiving Dinner, you may drop it off at The Salvation Army, 125 E. Fairview Avenue in Carthage, from 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., Monday through Friday. If you are interested in volunteering or for more information please contact Capt. Nancy Crampton or Jennifer Ort at (417) 358-2262.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

I was sad to hear that Steve Allen died. In one obit it mentioned that he was in the Guinness Book of World Records as the "most prolific composer of modern times," having composed 8,500 songs including the theme from "Picnic," "This Could Be The Start of Something Big," and "Gravy Waltz," for which he won a Grammy.

Writin’ one song a day, five days a week, this feat would take over forty years in itself. Along with that accomplishment, Allen is credited by some as bein’ the inventor of the tv talk show, ‘sides just bein’ a funny guy.

Most of us get a little gloomy considerin’ the amount of effort we put into livin’. Allen seemed to thrive on makin’ the most of ever’ minute.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Click & Clack
TALK CARS

by Tom & Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

I want to buy a new or recent-model car but I am very tall and can’t find one that allows me to see out of the windshield without looking through the tinted glass at the top. Some models have enough headroom for me, but then I end up looking at the world through that blue tint. Do you have any suggestions for a sedan, minivan or utility vehicle that might fit me? - Charles

Tom: This is a tough question to answer, Charles, because everyone’s body is different. Some people come with very long legs. Some people come with long torsos.

Ray: Well, as a general rule, Charles, trucks tend to have more headroom than cars. So you might look at a sport utility vehicle based on a truck, like the Ford Explorer.

Tom: And in our experience, Japanese cars tend to be hard on taller people, too. So if you’re looking for a sedan, you’ll probably be better off with a big American or European model.

Ray: Finally, you should look for something with a height-adjustable driver’s seat. The more adjustments you can make, the greater the likelihood you’ll find a comfortable driving position.

Tom: But if you’ve already found a car you like that fits you, and the only problem is that blue "sunscreen," we have an even better solution for you. Just replace the windshield.

Ray: Right. Most windshields can be ordered with or without that screen. And if the dealer won’t order one for you on the new car (which he probably would do in order to make the sale), you can always go to an auto glass place and order one yourself.

Tom: Check first to make sure one’s available on the car want, but that solve you should your problem, Charles.

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