The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, November 6, 2000 Volume IX, Number 99

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .Entries are now being accepted for the Carthage Christmas Parade, scheduled for Monday, December 4th at 7:00 p.m. There is no entry fee and the theme this year is "Christmas Remembered." Deadline for entries is November 17th. Sponsors are the SkillsUSA-Vica Chapter of the Carthage Technical Center and Main Street Carthage, Inc. For more information or application call 417-359-7026 or 417-359-9005.

Did Ya Know?. . .The hours for the Carthage Recycling Drop-off Center and the Compost Lot are now from 9:00 a.m. until 5:00 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday.

today's laugh

"Say!" yelled the farmer, who owned the pond, "don’t you see that sign: No Fishing Here?"
"I sure do," said the disgusted fisherman. " The fellah that printed that sign knew what he was talkin’ about!"

Earth flew in all directions as the crimson-faced would-be golfer attempted to strike the ball. "My word," he blurted out to his caddie, "the worms will think there’s an earthquake."
"I don’t know," replied the caddie, "the worms ‘round here are crafty. I’ll bet most of them are hiding underneath the ball for safety."


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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Arthur Osborne’s New House.

James S. Ross began work today, as the contractor, to build Arthur Osborne’s new residence on Maple street, south of Macon. It will be a modern four room cottage with bathroom, pantry and all modern conveniences, as heretofore mentioned.


Mr. and Mrs. Henry Digby of Joplin, accompanied by their daughter, Mrs. L.F. Davis, of Marquette, Michigan, visited yesterday with their relatives, Mr. and Mrs. J.G. Crawford of this city, and left this morning for a drive through the Indian Territory.


Dr. J.R. Freed has completed his new office room alongside of his residence on Maple street and moved in yesterday. He has also added a new set of porch pillars and a fresh coat of paint to his house, greatly improving its appearance.

  Today's Feature

Multitude of Projects.

The agenda for the City Council Public Services Committee meeting this evening includes several updates on continuing projects. The Committee is scheduled to hear progress reports on the Park Department maintenance building, the Fair Acres expansion project and the Memorial Hall renovation. This will be the first meeting under the newly appointed Chair Larry Ross.

The Committee is also scheduled to discuss the use of Myers Park Soccer fields. Past meetings have generated discussion about the amount of trash that is left at the fields. Although efforts have been made by the Park Department to furnish convenient trash containers, the problem persists. Non league play is not allowed on the newer fields at the Fair Acres Complex so the Myers Park fields are typically used for practice and informal competition matches.

The consideration of bids for the completion of finish dirt work for the new softball fields is also scheduled. The Committee is pushing to have the expansion at Fair Acres completed for use early next spring. The concession stand/multipurpose building construction has commenced.


The 2000 Presidential Election Underground Opinion Poll.

news release

Eddie Miller, former manager of Bridal Cave and Thunder Mountain Park, began the "Underground Opinion Poll" in 1968 as a way to predict the outcome of the Presidential election. This poll has been 100% accurate since its inception.

On each and every tour of Bridal Cave, guests are asked to vote using their ticket stub as a ballot and vote for the candidate of their choice. During the first 30 days of the poll the voter may choose between the major political candidates or choose to be undecided. For the final two weeks of the poll the undecided ballot box is removed and the voters must choose between the major candidates. On November 2, 2000 the final votes are tallied and the prediction as to whom will be the next President of the United States will be made.

Due to the wide diversity of guests from around the country who tour Bridal Cave, the "Underground Opinion Poll" has become a very accurate barometer of the Presidential election outcome. Every election since 1968 has been successfully predicted, including 1972 when the exact percentage of the popular vote was successfully predicted.

The latest results of the "Underground Opinion Poll" are as follows:

• George Bush/Dick Cheney, 57%

• Al Gore/Joe Lieberman, 31%

• Undecided, 12%

The final results of the "Underground Opinion Poll" were released on November 2, 2000. These results may be obtained via the internet at www.bridalcave.com, or by contacting Steve Thompson, General Manager of Bridal Caves at (573) 346-2676 or by email, info@bridalcave.com.


12th Annual Christmas Lighting Ceremony at Precious Moments Chapel Center.

news release

The Precious Moments Chapel Center in Carthage, MO is hosting its 12th Annual Christmas Lighting Ceremony on Friday, November 10th, 2000.

Seating begins at 5:30 p.m. and the ceremony will begin at 6:00 p.m. in the Fountains of Angels theater. Guests will enjoy a Christmas setting, story, and live performance by the Fountain of Angels singers. Directly following the ceremony, guests will participate in a spectacular candlelight procession through hundreds of thousands of Christmas lights, which adorn the Precious Moments grounds. The Lighting Ceremony is a free event offered to the public to celebrate the Christmas season.

During November 10th through December 11th, 2000 a "Christmas Remembered" celebration will be taking place on the Precious Moments Wedding Island. Actors in authentic time period costumes will be conducting a live Victorian engagement scenario throughout the island. Live presentations are scheduled for Saturdays and Sundays from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. during these dates.

Chapel Center hours during the holidays are 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. These hours begin on November 10th and continue throughout December 31st, 2000. The Chapel Center will be closed Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day, and New Years Day, and will close at 5 p.m. the day before each of these holidays.

For more information on the Precious Moments Chapel and holiday schedule call 1-800-543-7975.


MGE Sets Winter
‘Cost of Gas’ Rate.

news release

As a result of increasing wholesale natural gas commodity costs across the country, Missouri Gas Energy (MGE) yesterday was granted permission by the Missouri Public Service Commission to increase its winter cost of gas rate.

Effective November 1st, 2000, the PGA/COG (purchased gas adjustment/cost of gas) rate will increase to $0.68056 per Ccf (100 cubic feet). The rate change reflects the current high cost of gas on the unregulated wholesale market where MGE purchases natural gas.

A typical residential customer uses between 1,000 and 1,200 Ccfs per year. With this cost of gas increase, customers could see an increase of 40 to 50 percent over last year’s bills, assuming similar usage. The company reminds customers that weather can also have a significant impact on gas usage and total bills. Because the last few winters have been warmer than normal, a return to more normal temperatures, regardless of the cost of gas increase, would result in increased usage and also increase bills.

As a distribution company, MGE must buy the gas it delivers to its customers. Those gas costs are passed on, dollar for dollar, to customers in the PGA/COG rate, which also includes storage and transportation costs. The PGA/COG, which is listed separately on bills, typically accounts for about two-thirds to three-fourths of a residential customer’s winter bill. As a regulated company, MGE currently does not earn a profit on the purchase and sale of gas, only the delivery of it.

Customers will receive bill inserts in their November bills informing them of the PGA/COG rate increase. The company is urging its customers to be energy conscious this winter and take simple steps to conserve energy and weatherize their homes. MGE is also urging its customers to consider enrolling in its ABC—level payment—plan. A list of weatherization and conservation tips will also be included in November bills.

Prior to 1998, MGE made changes to the PGA/COG rate about every month, similar to how gas utilities in Kansas adjust prices. In an effort to mitigate the impact fluctuating wholesale natural gas costs have on customers, MGE reached an agreement with the Missouri Public Service Commission in 1997 to limit PGA/COG adjustments to two to three times a year. MGE typically sets its pass-through cost of gas rates in April and November, with a third adjustment allowed in the winter if significant changes in the wholesale cost of gas occur.


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

If you’re a regular reader of this publication, ya prob’ly don’t need it, but I’ve gotta remind ever’one that tomorrow is time ta get out and vote your conscience.

The Polls open early enough and stay open late enough that you can get your vote in if ya really want to.

‘Course along with all the national races that are to be considered, there are several state and local issues and candidates that will be decided.

As usual we will have the local results in the Mornin’ Mail Wednesday mornin’ bright and early. (we let the others cover the rest of the election.)

So if ya haven’t decided, make up your mind and put your vote in. Nobody knows any better than you do.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

The Super Handyman

by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell

Dear Al & Kelly: I finally found a safe way to oil and protect my cutting board. First you melt down some paraffin wax. To 1 part of wax, add 10 parts of plain mineral oil. Mix this up and rub it into your cutting board. It is perfectly safe to work on and the mixture does a great job of protecting your cutting board surface. - T. J.

Always be very careful when melting paraffin wax when using an open flame. It’s best to use an old pan on a hot plate outside, if possible. We like just mineral oil alone.

Q: We have a ceiling fan that was supposed to have a motor that should never need oiling. Now it’s making a noise that sounds like it needs oil. There are no oiler caps or holes on the unit. What should we do? - D. L.

A: Some such motors have a feltlike pad that was prelubricated at the factory. After a while it may have dried out some. It certainly won’t hurt to squirt some oil in around where the shaft enters the motor. The noise may be from something else, but if not, this should help. You may have to repeat this from time to time.

Super Hint - When you are working alone and need to nail up a long piece of lumber, try using a glue gun or some tape to hold the wood where your absent helper would be.

Super Hint - Drilling in metal is tough and you really have to be careful about the metal splinters. Always wear goggles and gloves and, even though it’s tempting, never try to blow the splinters away. Use a magnet to pick them up and then discard them in the trashcan.

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