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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, September 18, 2000 Volume IX, Number 64
 did ya
        know?
 
 Did Ya Know?. . .The Knights of Pythias will have steak,
        hamburger, salad & trimmings at Family Night on
        Tuesday, September 19th at 7:00 p.m. Come one, come all. Did Ya Know?. . .The next
        Diabetes Support Group will be from 4 - 5 p.m. on
        Wednesday, September 27, 2000 in the dining room at
        McCune-Brooks Hospital in Carthage. The guest speaker
        will be Dr. Mark Westhoff who will speak about dental
        problems that might be more common in diabetes. Did Ya Know?. . .The Golden
        Gaits Walking Club meets every Monday, Wednesday and
        Friday from 8 a.m.-10 a.m. at the former Eugene Field
        School. Everyone is invited to take a walk. 
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        | today's laugh
 
 A man limps into a
        doctors office and says that he was just bitten by
        a dog. The doctor says, "Didnt you see the
        sign on my office door? My visiting hours are only until
        four." The man answered, "Im sorry,
        Doctor, but the dog couldnt read!" Angered at what he felt was a bad call,
        a pro player yelled at the referee, "You stink to
        high heaven." The referee picked up the ball, walked
        off fifteen yards, and said, "Can you still smell
        me?" 1900
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 A Dog
        Leads a Blind Man. An aged blind man from Kansas City, who
        gives his name as Sam Smith, arrived in town this morning
        with his hand organ and a black woolly dog which leads
        him around. The latter wears sleigh bells around his neck
        and thus announces all his movements. He comes instantly
        when called by his master, and acts with great
        intelligence.  When serving in the capacity of a
        leader, the dog picks his way carefully along the street,
        tugging at a strap extending from his collar to the blind
        mans hand.  When he sees a good shady stopping
        place alongside the walk the dog pulls off to the side
        and sets the example by lying down.  The blind man then stops and plays a
        tune and again moves on to another stopping place. The
        dog attracts more attention than the man. 
 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
 Precious Moments
                Announces Special Carthage Christmas Festival. 
 Precious Moments Chapel Center in Carthage, MO,
                will host a Media Conference at 11 a.m., Tues.,
                Sept. 19, to announce the plans for a Christmas
                Celebration. The Media Conference will be held in
                the Ballroom of the Victorian Wedding Island at
                Precious Moments.
 Management from Precious
                Moments will gather with community
                representatives to unveil the calender and
                details of "Christmas Remembered", a
                holiday event celebrating the Victorian history
                of Carthage. Events for November and
                December are scheduled at Precious Moments Chapel
                and throughout the Carthage community.  Media interview opportunities
                will include "Christmas Remembered"
                coordinators from Precious Moments Chapel and
                representatives from community organizations
                which are hosting events during the celebration.
                Having the conference on Victorian Wedding Island
                is intended to provide a picturesque setting of
                the Victorian era. Special guest appearances will
                also be available for photography purposes. 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 
                    
                        I grew
                        up in a neighborhood where the
                        throwin rocks at your neighbors was
                        more than just an expression at times.
                        Course that was made more
                        convenient by the fact that we all lived
                        on gravel roads. We didnt think
                        much of the fact that there were only a
                        couple a paved streets in town. Most
                        folks felt like they were doin
                        pretty good if they had a little concrete
                        on the drive and a tinhorn to let the
                        water through when it rained. I suppose those who
                        feel that the curb and gutter type of
                        street is a necessity will always
                        purchase homes in those neighborhoods
                        that have em. The bad part is, it
                        makes it hard to locate that particular
                        stone when ya happen to be in a
                        throwin mood. Maybe thats why
                        some folks like that gravel rock in the
                        garden. This is some fact, but
                        mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
 
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                | Sponsored by Workman's Loan | Weekly Column 
 
 The Super Handyman. by Al & Kelly Carrell Q: The concrete steps on the
                front of our house are slippery, especially when
                wet. We have a handrail, but its just not
                enough. What can we do to make the steps
                safer?-M.V. A: You have several options You can use muriatic acid to
                etch the surface of the concrete slightly. You
                would use five parts water to one part acid. If that doesnt give you
                the desired results, apply a deck paint or porch
                paint to which youve added some sand. If
                you go this route, buy the sand at the paint
                store, so you know it is completely dry. Any etching should be done
                before any painting. You also could apply
                peel-and-stick strips that are designed to make
                suck surfaces slip-proof. Dear Kelly: I finally found a
                better way to keep my annoying, squeaky front
                door quiet. I now grease the old, heavy door with
                petroleum jelly. I had tried oils, but the
                dripped and stained both the door and my floor.
                Other stuff just didnt work. But the
                petroleum jelly sure does! It is easy to use,
                stays in place and works longer than oil. A SUPER HINT-You can use
                inexpensive white vinegar for lots of things
                around the home and shop. For example, if you put
                a gallon or two into your dishwasher without the
                dishes in it, then run it through a couple of
                cycles, that can remove mineral deposits on lots
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