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        laugh "You know, its at times like this
        when Im trapped in an airlock with an alien and
        about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really
        wish Id listened to what my mother told me when I
        was young!" "Why, what did she tell you?" "I dont know, I didnt
        listen!"    Golfer: "Please stop checking your
        watch all the time. Its too much of a
        distraction." Caddy: "Its not a watch -
        its a compass."   Golfer: "How do you like my
        game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but
        personally, I prefer golf."   Golfer: "This is the worst course
        Ive ever played on." Caddy: "This isnt the golf
        course. We left that an hour ago." 
 1910 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 New Bed Spring Salesman. Ike Ivey Going
        on the Road for Leggett & Platt. Ike Ivey, head salesman at the W. C.
        Thomas grocery house for some time past, has signed with
        the Leggett & Platt bed spring company to go on the
        road as traveling salesman, beginning next month. His
        territory is to cover the states of Minnesota, Iowa and
        northern Nebraska. James Lane, the son in law of T. K.
        Irwin, has taken Mr. Iveys place as head clerk, but
        the latter has charge of the store during Mr.
        Thomas vacation. If It
        Dont Rain. "Fair weather today and
        tomorrow," read the government forecast yesterday.
        And some guy added to the official card posted at the
        Harrington "Frost is predicted for tonightif
        it dont rain." 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Want Lists Revealed. The City Council Budget/Ways
                and Means committee met in Council chambers
                Monday evening to begin hearing requests from
                department heads for capital improvement funds.
                The Committee is beginning the budget process
                early this year to help make the public aware of
                the Councils objectives in asking for a
                continuation of a half-cent capital improvement
                sales tax.  "The plan," stated
                City Administrator Tom Short in a memo to Council
                members, "is to use the Five-year CIP
                (Capital Improvement Program) as the
                justification of the extension of the Capital
                Improvements Sales Tax which expires in March
                2012."  The question of whether to
                continue the tax for twenty years will come in
                February, 2011. The tax is estimated to generate
                approximately $800,000 a year, or approximately
                $16 million over the twenty-year life of the tax. The total requests by
                department heads, which are typically cut
                drastically in the budget process, totaled
                approximately $30 million for the next five
                years. The Committee also voted to not
                ask for a vote on the Library ad-valorem tax. 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    There is probly
                    nothin more traumatic a thing than
                    pickin sides as a kid. Course, after a couple a
                    choices, then there are two to three
                    huddlin together decidin
                    whos gonna be picked next. Now we have
                    humiliation by committee. Even worse than bein
                    last is when some well meanin captain
                    says somethin like, "Ok,
                    well take him and give you Jimmy, and
                    still be able to beat ya." Theres little doubt
                    that choosin sides is a fair
                    undertakin. Each side ends up with a
                    fairly equal alignment for competition. Sometimes, just for kicks,
                    it was fun to let Jimmy and the next to last
                    pick be captains. Usually we ended up with
                    about the same team, everone just felt
                    better. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
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                TIP  By
                JoAnn Derson  Heres another
                great clothespin tip: "Clothespin plus dish
                towel equals baby bib (or Uncle Frank bib, in
                some cases)." -- T.R. in Missouri  "To hand-wash
                clothes, fill a washer with water and add
                detergent. Add clothes that you need to
                hand-wash, and let run in machine 1 minute or
                less (longer if soiled). Then take the clothes
                out and place in a clean bucket or hip pan to
                rinse out. Hang or lay flat to dry. You can use
                the wash water to do the next load of normal
                wash." -- E.B. in Mississippi  "Put on and dampen
                a pair of rubber gloves, then run your hands over
                your upholstery to pick up excess pet hair. This
                works really well on the backs of our couches,
                which is where our cats love to sleep." --
                W.L. in New Mexico  If you need to make
                large ice cubes, try using an egg carton as an
                ice-cube tray. You can make a whole dozen and put
                them in a gallon-size plastic baggie.
                Theyre great for punch in large bowls,
                adding to iced tea in the pitcher and for packing
                coolers, since they melt slower than regular ice
                cubes.  Hang a suncatcher with
                dental floss. You probably have some around the
                house, and its pretty strong.  "If the soles of
                your shoes are too new, they can be slippery. I
                find that I can rough up the soles of my shoes
                with an emery board or a small piece of fine-grit
                sandpaper. I dont want to slip, and the
                rougher surface helps on some of my nicer dress
                shoes that dont get a lot of wear." --
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