| today's
        laugh Teachers are paid too much! Im fed up with
        teachers and their hefty salaries for only 9 months work!
        What we need here is a little perspective. If I had my
        way, Id pay teachers babysitting wages. Thats right. Instead of paying
        these outrageous taxes, Id give them $3.00 an hour.
        And, Im only going to pay them for 5 hours, not
        planning time. That would be $15.00 a day. Each parent
        should pay $15.00 a day for these teachers to baby sit
        their children. Even if they have more than one child,
        its still cheaper than private daycare. Now how many children do they teach a
        day - maybe 20? Thats $15.00 x 20 = $300.00 a day.
        But remember, they only work 180 days a year! Im
        not going to pay them for all the vacations: $300.00 x
        180 = $54,000. (Just a minute my calculator must need
        batteries.) 
 1910 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 
 Y.M.C.A.
        BIBLE RALLY DAY. Next Sunday
        will be recognized as Bible Rally day at the Y.M.C.A. A splendid musical program has been
        arranged for the four oclock service. This will be the beginning of the
        regular Sunday afternoon services and also the bible
        study that was so successfully carried on by Judge W. H.
        Waters last winter and spring. Besides the musical numbers Rev. B. H.
        Moore pastor of the 1st Baptist church will deliver a
        short lecture on "Personal Bible Study, Why and
        How." The method of studying the bible as
        suggested by the international committee will be
        introduced, and those who wish to become members of the
        class will be given an opportunity to join the classes.
        The musical program will be published later. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Arrest Made. The Jasper County
                Sheriffs Department held a press conference
                yesterday and released information that one
                charge of first-degree burglary has been filed
                against Paul D. Shoumake, 42, of Joplin, for a
                burglary Monday. The Department says that
                Shoumake also suspected in two other robbery
                attempts Dec. 6 and a robbery Nov. 21 in the
                Morgan Heights subdivision west of Carthage. The arrest was made Tuesday
                night, and a search of Shoumakes vehicle
                and his house at 1024 S. Connor Ave. were
                performed. The charge for which the above was
                arrested are mere accusations and are not
                evidence of guilt.  
 NASCAR THIS WEEK By
                Monte Dutton Who Can Dethrone  Jimmie Johnson? Its becoming the Annual
                Question That Doesnt Have an Answer: Who
                can beat Jimmie Johnson? The same driver has won five
                consecutive Sprint Cup championships. No one else
                in history has ever won more than three straight
                (Cale Yarborough, 1976-78). Johnsons five
                championships have been accompanied by five
                different runners-up: Matt Kenseth (2006), Jeff
                Gordon (2007), Carl Edwards (2008), Mark Martin
                (2009) and Denny Hamlin (2010). Only two drivers, Richard Petty
                and Dale Earnhardt, ever won more championships
                -- seven, in both instances -- in their careers
                than Johnson has won in consecutive years. Only
                one other driver, Gordon, has ever won more than
                three. Gordon, Johnsons teammate at
                Hendrick Motorsports, won his fourth championship
                in 2001. Denny Hamlin and Kevin Harvick
                came close to putting an end to Johnsons
                streak this year. Hamlin won eight races, two
                more than Johnson, and trailed him by just 39
                points at seasons end. Harvick was the
                series most consistent driver with 26
                top-10 finishes, three more than Johnson. Who steps up next to challenge
                Johnson, who seems the perennial champion? Certainly Hamlin and Johnson,
                but Edwards, whose No. 99 Ford won the
                seasons final two races, also will enter
                the 2011 campaign with high aspirations, as will
                former champions Gordon (1995, 97-98,
                2001), Tony Stewart (2002, 05), Kurt Busch
                (2004), Matt Kenseth (2003) and even Bobby
                Labonte (2000), who is moving into a new ride. What of Kyle Busch, who won a
                total of 24 races in NASCARs three major
                series, but only three in Cup? Or Dale Earnhardt
                Jr., still struggling after three years at
                Hendrick Motorsports? Or Mark Martin, who will be
                driving that teams No. 5 for the final
                year? One compelling long shot might
                be the 2009 Raybestos Rookie of the Year, Joey
                Logano, who hasnt yet made a Chase but who
                collected five top-10 finishes in the
                seasons final six races. The season just completed
                marked the closest margin of Johnsons five
                titles. Johnsons fifth marked Hendrick
                Motorsports 10th championship, equaling the
                total of Petty Enterprises, which won seven
                titles with Richard Petty and three with his
                father, Lee. Both are now enshrined in the NASCAR
                Hall of Fame. 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Just a couple weeks away
                    from winter startin. Also the shortest
                    day of the year. After that the sun will
                    gradually stay around a little longer each
                    day until summer begins in June. Then the
                    long retreat back to the 21st of December. Its kinda reassuring
                    that there is some reasoning behind what date
                    marks the beginnin of winter and
                    summer. It musta taken someone years (o.k.,
                    at least one year if it wasnt cloudy)
                    to figure out the cycle of the sun and
                    pinpoint the shortest and longest periods of
                    daylight. Its a natural occurrence that
                    neither man or government has any control
                    over. Its a rule we all have ta live
                    by, end of discussion. Sometimes, tradition does
                    stand the test of time. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
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                Columns CLICK and CLACK TALK
                CARS Dear Tom and Ray: My father is a HUUUGE fan of
                your NPR radio show. Evry Saturday, he is a
                devoted listener. At their weekend cottage up
                north, the reception is sketchy at best. When
                your show is scheduled to come on, my father
                disappears like clockwork. Finally we found him
                camped out in the driveway, in Moms
                Cadillac, tuned in to your show, no less, on the
                car stereo. He argues the car stereo has a better
                receiver than a conventional radio. I tell him
                hes going to drain Moms battery. I
                relayed this story to a co-worker, and we decided
                it was a great topic of conversation for
                "Click and Clack." Is the car radio
                that much more superior than your standard FM
                stereo receiver? And how many shows can he listen
                to before he drains Moms battery? Thanks
                and say "Hi" to Ralph sitting in
                Dainas Caddy! - Linda Tom: He probably doesnt
                even like our show, Linda. Hes just hiding
                from the grandkids. Ray: We dxont know a lot
                about radios, other than how to drive people away
                from them when our show is on. But we do know
                that car radios tend to be better in quality, and
                higher in price, than tabletop radios. Tom: Because theyre
                constantly in motion, they have to be better in
                order to hold onto the Broadcast signals. And,
                often times, the more expensive cars, like
                Cadillacs, will have the best radios. Ray: Plus, reception is
                influenced by several factors: radio quality,
                antenna quality and location. And he may have
                found the perfect spot in the driveway to grab
                the signal hes looking for. And the radio
                uses very little of the batterys power. It
                can run for hours without running the battery
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