Did Ya Know?..2010 Project Graduation presents Big Man On Campus, Thursday, March 4, 7 p.m. Adults $5 Student $2
Did Ya Know? . .The Carthage Shrine Train Crew will be hosting a Hot Dog and Chili Feed on Mar 6th at 6:00 PM. It will be held at the Train Barn on West Mound Street Road in Carthage. Adults $6.00 and kids 12 and under $3.00 . All proceeds go to the Train Crew and are not tax deductible
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there.
"What happened?" asks the first officer.
"Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail."
"Good grief," says the second officer. "Didnt we have one covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last week?"
"Youre right. Im afraid," said the detective as he took a drag from his cigar, "this is the work of a cereal killer."
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - Ill waste no time reading it.
A Well-Known Carthage Woman Passed Away.
Mrs. Mary Huffer died about 3 oclock yesterday morning at the county poor farm of cancer. She was well known here, having made Carthage her home for years. She had been married three times and is better known here as Mrs. Galloway - Mr. Ed Galloway having been her second husband. After his death she married Wm. Huffer, who was found dead under the Missouri Pacific bridge across Center creek one morning a couple of years ago. Mrs. Huffer at one time had considerable property, but she has been a sufferer from cancer for the past two years. She has been for the past three months at the poor farm. For the last three days, she was unconscious nearly all the time until the end. The ladies of the W. C. T. U. arranged for the funeral which occurred at 2 oclock this afternoon at the poor farm conducted by Rev. W. A. Oldham, of the Christian church. She was buried in the Galloway lot in the West cemetery.
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