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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysWednesday, January 20, 2010 Volume XVIII, Number 148
 did ya
        know? Did Ya Know?... American Legion
        & Auxiliary, Thursday, January 21st at 7 pm, 2nd
        floor of Memorial Hall. Did Ya Know?...There will be a
        Benifit Auction for Ed Campbell Sat. Jan 30 near
        Chesapeake. Ed has colon cancer. To make donations or get
        directions, call Keri at 358-2700. | 
    
        | today's
        laugh A Cajun was
        stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana with two ice
        chests of fish. The warden asked the man, "Do you
        have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, ma fren, I aint got
        none of dem, no. Deez here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Ya. Avery night I take deez here
        fish down to de bayou and let dem swim round for a
        while. Den I whistle and dey jump back inta dis here
        chest and I take dem home." "Thats a bunch of hooey!
        Fish cant do that!" The Cajun said, "Its de
        truth ma fren. Ill show you. It really
        works." "Okay, Ive GOT to see
        this!" The Cajun poured the fish into the
        bayou. After several minutes, the game warden turned to
        him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the Cajun "When are you going to call them
        back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" "What fish?"  1909INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 TROUBLE IS ENDED. So Says
        President Geo. M. Myers of the Gas Company. George M. Myers, president of the
        Carthage Lighting Company is down from Kansas City, today
        looking after the affairs of the company. Mr. Myers and
        Supt. Enright dined at the Harrington today and while
        there met Mayor Harrington. The conversation naturally
        drifted toward the lighting question. "I
        suppose," said Mayor Harrington, "that the
        injunction proceedings brought by your company against
        the city will be finally disposed of tomorrow at Kansas
        City." "Why," returned Mr. Myers
        "that has all been settled." "I had not
        heard of that," said Mr. Harrington. "Oh
        yes," said Mr. Myers, "before leaving Kansas
        City I instructed our attorneys that they were to dismiss
        the injunction proceedings. You can go ahead with your
        plant without further trouble." 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Lions Club
                Ground Hog Party. The Carthage Lions Club will
                host its 32nd annual Ground Hog Party in Memorial
                Hall on Saturday, January 30 from 6 AM until 12
                PM. Proceeds from the event will be used for the
                Eye Tissue Bank and other local benefits. The breakfast includes pancakes
                and sausage with a drink for a $4 donation. The Carthage Lions Club has
                donated locally to such causes as Salvation Army,
                Habitat for Humanity, Carthage Soccer League and
                provides assistance to school-age children
                needing lenses and eye exams. Nationally and internationally,
                the club contributes to Lions World Service for
                the Blind, Leader Dogs for the Blind, Mid-South
                Lions Sight and Hearing Service and Lions Clubs
                International Foundation which addresses disaster
                relief and health initiatives world-wide. Computer
                Classes Begin Today. The Family Literacy Center, 706
                Orchard, will start new computer classes
                beginning today at 9 a.m. The Center has
                purchased Windows 7 software and internet will
                soon be available for all students. 
 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    The fact that I got a
                    notice over a month ago that my drivers
                    license expired yesterday was a welcomed
                    reminder. I had every opportunity to plan in
                    advance the gatherin of multiple
                    documents now required to obtain the
                    privilege to drive.  I had the opportunity, but
                    apparently didnt have the ability. The
                    rush to get all my paperwork in order before
                    I went down to the license bureau yesterday
                    put a strain on my schedule. Proudly I walked
                    into the bureau at mid-day. Plenty of time
                    for a leisurely application process. In the
                    midst of what appeared to be a major remodel,
                    I was informed that the bureau was closed,
                    but would be open first thing this
                    mornin. I probly popped off some
                    unwelcome remark I will likely regret when I
                    sheepishly return to retrieve my license
                    today. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
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                JoAnn Derson  "Keep several
                address labels with you in case you need to fill
                out forms or for when you need to leave an item
                for repair. If its possible, you can put a
                sticker on the item. That way, it will not be
                misplaced so easily." -- R.I. in Alabama  Be sure to check your
                pets feet this time of year. Pads can crack
                from cold weather, and they can get rashes from
                salt exposure. Treat Fluffy to a canine or feline
                pedicure. Wipe feet with a moist washcloth to
                clean, then rub in some petroleum jelly.   "I have a mesh bag
                that I use for my toiletries at the gym.
                Its easy to carry the bag to the showers
                and hang it on the showerhead. Any water drips
                off by the time Im done getting ready, and
                I can hang it right back up in my locker."
                -- C.C. in Oregon  To keep the plastic wrap
                on a covered dish when transporting it, use a
                wide rubber band stretched out around the
                dishs mouth and over the plastic. The big
                rubber bands that come on broccoli are good. If
                you need a bigger band, cut two and tie them
                together.  "My children both
                take piano lessons. Periodically, when they
                practice, we will record a session. When they are
                feeling discouraged, we can listen to earlier
                sessions to see how much progress theyve
                made. As a bonus, since weve been doing
                this for several years, its very sweet to
                hear their voices introducing themselves and the
                bit that they are practicing." -- M. in
                Indiana  If you have a cast on an
                arm or a leg, heres a great piece of
                advice: Cut off a leg portion of a pair of nylon
                stockings (pantyhose) and put it over the cast.
                Clothing will slip right over the nylon, and you
                can pull it off and save it for next time. |  Copyright 1997-2009 by
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