Did Ya Know?... There will be NO jam session on the 9th....No church on the 10th....at the Salem Country Church at Red OakII. Activities will continue on Jan. 16.
Nebraska Dumb Laws
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
A Denver Broncos fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Mile High Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.
The guy said, "Yes, thats my wifes seat. We have never missed a game since the Craig Morton days, but now my wife is dead."
The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that he couldnt find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together.
"Oh no." the guy said. "Theyre all at the funeral."
She is Not Married.
About a month ago two women of this city, one married and the other single, called the office and left a written account of the alleged wedding of Miss Ethel Vancil and a Mr. McAntire. The item was received in good faith and was printed, supposing it to be accurate, but it now develops that it was intended as a joke and the wedding did not occur at all.
Such "jokes" are not appreciated by anyone and it is not to wondered that neither Miss Vancil or her parents were very well pleased over it. Miss Vancils acquaintances have very naturally it for granted that she is married, but she is not, and she wishes it distinctly so understood.
Dr. E. J. Burch and family are stopping with his parents at the corner of Fulton and Third streets. The doctor has not yet decided where he will take an office.
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