The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidays 
            Wednesday, June 23, 2010 Volume XIX, Number 3 
         
        did ya
        know?. 
        Did Ya Know?.. . There will be a
        cancer benefit on July 31 at the Carthage VFW from 12 to
        6 PM for Bill Pearce, Jr. Auction at 3 PM. Donations are
        welcome. 
        Did Ya Know?.. . Carthage
        Farmers Market every Wed. and Sat starting at 7 a.m.
        Plants, produce and more. Carthage Square. 
        Did Ya Know?...The City of
        Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes Monday June 28
        through Friday July 2. Your area will be sprayed in the
        evening of the day your garbage is pickd up. 
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        | today's
        laugh Boxer: Have I
        done him any damage? 
        Disgusted Second: No, but keep
        swinging. The draft might give him a cold. 
          
        I never file my nails - I just cut them
        off and throw them away. 
          
        Man: Can you direct me to the Fifth
        National Bank? 
        Kid: Sure, if you give me a dollar I
        will! 
        Man: A dollar! Dont you think
        thats too much money? 
        Kid: No, sir! Not for a bank director! 
        A guy called up his doctor and said,
        "My kid just swallowed a pen. What should I
        do?" Doc said, "Use a pencil." 
         
        1910 
         
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Mrs. Dyer Says She
        Was Drugged. 
        Mr. And Mrs. Mark Whinery, of Muscogee,
        I. T., parents of Mrs. Pink Dyer, the woman who has been
        asleep at the poor farm for two weeks past, started with
        her today for the trip to Muscogee overland. They believe
        she was drugged by her husband and state he gave a man
        named Blurton and his wife $55 to dispose of her. 
        Mrs. Dyer roused up last evening more
        completely than ever before and was able to tell
        something of her history to Supt. Nall and County
        Physician F. W. Flower. She stated her husband had forced
        her to take some medicine a number of times and after the
        last time she remembers nothing until she found herself
        at the poor farm. 
        Mrs. Dyer is much better than she was
        when brought to the poor farm and was able to sit up last
        night. She seems to have lost the use of her neck and her
        head falls forward as though her neck was broken. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Committee
                Cat Fight. 
                The Public Safety Committee was
                presented with a proposed ordinance from the
                Spare Cat Rescue organization on Monday evening
                at the regular monthly committee meeting. The
                proposed ordinance would allow a mechanism to
                care for, monitor, and feed free roaming, feral
                cats.  
                The current animal control
                ordinances prohibit a household from owning more
                than five animals. It also defines ownership as
                feeding or providing shelter for an animal for
                more than three days. 
                Spare Cat Rescue is a local
                organization that advocates Trap, Neuter, and
                Release. (TNR). Kaleen Cole spoke for the
                organization and told the committee that they
                have grants available to carry out their mission,
                but the fact that it is technically illegal to
                harbor feral cat colonies in Carthage puts those
                grants out of reach. Feral cats are typically not
                able to be adopted according to Cole. 
                Committee member Dan Rife was
                supportive of the concept, but argued that the
                ordinance would open the door to dog owners to
                ask for similar treatment. The committee voted to
                continue study of the proposal and bring it back
                at a later date. 
                 
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin',
                    Heres the dilemma. 
                    Say there was a dozen adult
                    cats livin in an abandon buildin
                    somewhere downtown. The snow is a foot deep
                    and there are two litters of kittens
                    whinin for somethin to eat. Some
                    kind hearted type decides they cant
                    just let em starve to death, and starts
                    bringin food.  
                    These arent those
                    cute, tame little cats that lie around on the
                    floor in the corner, they are basically wild. 
                    After three days of this,
                    accordin to current City code, these
                    critters belong to the caretaker and that
                    breaks the five animal limit. The City
                    doesnt wanna arrest the cats or the
                    caretaker, both probly actually provide
                    a service to the community. The simplest
                    solution, which has been the unofficial
                    policy of the past, is to ignore the
                    situation. But now the cats out of the
                    bag. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
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                By
                JoAnn Derson 
                 Stick a return-address
                sticker on the inside of your eyeglass case. If
                you leave it behind somewhere, youll up the
                odds of having it returned to you. 
                 To remove grass stains,
                try dabbing with rubbing alcohol and blotting
                with a white, clean cloth. Repeat as necessary. 
                "Make a drink cover
                with aluminum foil. Cover drink tightly, then
                poke a straw through the foil. This will keep
                pesky bugs away from your beverage. And you can
                jot your name on top, to boot. Weve done
                this at our barbecues for ages." -- T.C. in
                Minnesota  
                 To clean your oven,
                simply fill a small dish with ammonia and set it
                in the oven overnight. In the morning,
                youll be able to wipe the baked-on foods
                away. 
                 "Baby oil will make
                a stainless-steel sink look superb. Just squirt a
                little on a paper towel and use it to shine the
                sink and surrounding area." -- A Reader, via
                e-mail  
                 One way to untangle
                jewelry is to set it in a shallow dish of baby
                powder and then try to work out the kinks. The
                powder acts as a lubricant, but wont make
                your hands or fingers feel messy or greasy. 
                  
                  
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