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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysWednesday, November 24, 2010 Volume XIX, Number 112
 did ya
        know?.  Did Ya Know?.. . The Carthage
        Humane Society will hold a Taco Salad dinner/silent
        auction fund raiser Mon. Nov. 22 from 6:30 P.M. to 8:30
        P.M. at the SW MO bank by the roundabout. $5 - 358-6402  Did Ya Know?.. . First United
        Methodist Church 7th & Main will hold a Breakfast
        & Cookie Sale Saturday, Dec. 11th, 8am-Noon Breakfast
        $5, pancakes & ham or biscuits & sausage gravy.
        358-2577 Did Ya Know?...First
        Presbyterian Church, 115 W. Chestnut, will give away a
        variety of Free Christmas decorations on Sat., Nov. 27
        from 10-2. Everyone invited. | 
    
        | today's
        laugh Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair
        of robbers entered. They walked around with bags and
        ordered everyone to throw their valuables in. Just as the
        robbers got to the pair, one of the friends turned to the
        other and, passing him a bill, said, "By the way,
        heres the twenty bucks I owe you."    Id offered to drive my
        mother-in-law to the doctor. But when I arrived at her
        house, she was gossiping with a neighbor. "Mom, weve got to go,"
        I interjected, but she couldnt hear me over the
        chatter. Finally, I had to take her by the arm
        and lead her away. She apologized. "Sorry, but I
        didnt know what to do. That woman wouldnt
        stop listening to me." 
 1910 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 BACK FROM BICYCLE
        TOUR. Elijah Backus as a
        Teacher of Socialism. Elijah Backus, who left Carthage a year
        ago to take a special course at the State University at
        Columbia arrived in Carthage last night and will remain
        here a week or more visiting relatives. At the close of the school year at
        Columbia in June he went to Chicago, making the trip on
        his bicycle and delivering socialist speeches en route. He attended the Mills school of
        socialism in Chicago last summer and afterward took a
        trip over northern Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska, South
        Dakota, Illinois, Michigan and Indiana on his wheel
        delivering socialistic speeches at every town through
        which he passed. He has a position as teacher in the
        school of Socialism at Girard, Kas., under the direction
        of Prof. Walter Thomas Mills and will begin his new
        duties there next week. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Carthage Christmas
                Open House Prize Winners
                Announced.   Prize winners in the Carthage
                Christmas Open House were announced by the
                Chamber of Commerce. Fourteen Carthage merchants
                sponsored the contest as residents and visitors
                alike shopped from one retail business to another
                throughout the two-day event held November 12-13. Carthage Chamber Retail
                Committee Chair Amy Campbell announced prize
                winners and thanked the businesses for sponsoring
                the event to kick off the Christmas season. Grand Prize 
 Bill Keith
                of Collinsville, IL 2nd Place 
 Velma
                Donnell of Carthage, MO 3rd Place ... Lisa Clark
                of Webb City, MO 4th Place 
 Charlotte
                Pickering of Sarcoxie, MO Other winners include: Judy
                Keith of Collinsville, IL, Bill and Lana Proemsey
                of St. Louis, and Barbara Sanders, Bess P.
                Wilkes, Amy Scott, Donnie Ray Campbell, Becky
                Wagner, Kelsey Scott, Miranda Browning and Tommy
                Pugh of Carthage. 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Ive never been
                    superstitious, but Ive come to believe
                    that folks are affected by a full moon.
                    Ive heard studies have been conducted
                    that show crime and emergency room visits
                    increase when the moon is in full bloom. After seein the moon
                    Thursday evenin I shoulda been
                    prepared. Friday evenin I was in a
                    group a people that shoulda all stayed home,
                    includin myself. Nothin extraordinary
                    really happened, just wasnt the typical
                    fun lovin group a folks. A lot a little
                    things that didnt amount ta much
                    cept it pretty well made the
                    evenin a loss. I blame it on the moon. I havent checked the
                    police records for last weekend, but Id
                    bet there was a little spike in activity. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
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                Columns HERES A
                TIP  By
                JoAnn Derson  Heres a great bit
                of advice given to a friend who recently gave
                birth to a darling baby boy: When you receive
                some of the more-complicated items from your gift
                registry, try them out right away. Before the
                baby comes, that is. Youll have little time
                to set them up and learn how to work them with a
                newborn to care for.  Line a measuring cup
                with a plastic sandwich bag or plastic wrap to
                keep it clean between uses if you know you will
                be using it for multiple ingredients.  "I go through a lot
                of papers. Sometimes, instead of using one of
                those rubber fingers (and definitely instead of
                licking my finger), I twist a wide rubber band
                loosely but securely around the tip of my index
                finger. It really works." -- R.F. in
                Massachusetts   "Clean a buildup of
                starch on your iron by wiping it down with a
                solution of diluted vinegar -- one part vinegar
                to three parts water. If you have a curling iron
                or flat iron for your hair, you can get rid of
                hairspray gunk the same way, just dampen a cloth
                with the mixture and wipe the iron clean."
                -- F.P. in Pennsylvania  Filling up unused space
                in your deep freeze helps it to work more
                efficiently. An easy way to do this (and to
                prepare for holiday parties) is to bag ice from
                your regular freezer and use the bags to fill any
                empty areas in your deep freeze. Youll
                always have a steady supply of ice, and it can be
                dumped out if you need the space.  Looking for an excellent
                prewash for ring around the collar? Look no
                further than your shower. Rub a small amount of
                shampoo in the stains and let sit for 5 minutes,
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