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        laugh "That fellow is too slick for me. Sold me a
        lot that was two feet under water. I went around and
        demanded my money back." "Did you get it?" "Get nothing. He sold me a
        motorboat.   "Mr. Jones," a man asked his
        tailor, "how is it you have not called on me for my
        account?" "Oh, I never ask a gentleman for
        money." "Indeed! How, then, do you get on
        if he doesnt pay?" "Why," replied the tailor,
        hesitating, "after a certain time I conclude he is
        not a gentleman and then I ask him."   "I made some very valuable
        contacts today," said one salesman to another. "I didnt make any sales,
        either," was the reply. 
 1911 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 SWORE HIMSELF INTO
        PRISON. ADMITTED HE WAS GUILTY OF ARSON. It was a sorry day for David McAfee, of
        Joplin, when he was subpoenaed as a witness in the
        celebrated True Nell case, which is still on trial in
        circuit court. The case continued all day today and
        probably will not be finished tomorrow. Some of the testimony in the case is
        sensational in the extreme, and that is where
        McAfees sorrow comes in. He was on the stand for the plaintiff
        and under direct examination of her attorney, John H.
        Flanigan, he admitted that Haggarty, one of the
        defendants, had hired him to burn down a mining plant
        south of Joplin in which Mrs. True Nell was interested. He said that Haggarty promised him $100
        but paid nothing; that he went to the plant while a
        political rally was in progress in town, threw coal oil
        on it and then lighted it with a match. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature From the
                Minutes. Last
                Weeks Public Safety Committee. "Mr. Stanley Walker was
                present and expressed to the council his
                complaint of the changed City Ordinance that
                allows the discharge of fireworks within the city
                limits. Mr. Walker explained that in the past
                years there had not been an issue due to the ban
                on shooting fireworks in the City, unfortunately
                this year he advised that fireworks were shot off
                at all hours of the night along with the use of
                drugs and alcohol in his neighborhood. Mr. Walker
                asked the committee if the City abides by the
                State Regulations pertaining to the discharge of
                fireworks, examples being fireworks cannot be set
                off closer than 600 to any school or church
                or closer than 300 of any gas station. Mr.
                Walker does not feel that the City should be
                above not following the State Constitution. "Mr. Walker said he had
                contacted the police department and reported the
                disturbance on Forest Street from Macon to Pine
                being blocked off with lawn chairs along both
                sides of the street, karaoke, and loud music,
                fireworks, drugs and drinking going on all night.
                Chief Dagnan advised that the department had
                responded and had pictures of the fireworks trash
                and mess that was left from the incident. Mr.
                Walker also reported that he had two dogs that
                did not tolerate the noise of the fireworks and
                had to be given a sedative as to keep them under
                control. Mr. Walker advised himself and others in
                the City of Carthage are veterans of different
                departments of the service and such discharge of
                fireworks, cause distress. Along with the mental
                stress, there is the paper mess left over from
                bottle rockets being shot and landing on his
                roof. Mr. Walker reported that he had contacted
                the State Fire Marshalls Office and spoke
                with Chief Thompsons former boss regarding
                the issue. "After a lengthy
                discussion, Chairman Rife advised he would
                discuss the issue with Nate Dalley, City Attorney
                and see what differences there are in statutes
                State vs City." 
 Jasper
                County Jail Count 192 August 19,
                2011 Total
                Including Placed out of County 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Ive gotten into a
                    couple a conversations bout the trials
                    of bein a kid in the last week or two.
                    Not the stuff ya hear about taday, the
                    important trials like fallin off a bike
                    or gettin hit with a baseball. I suppose as a kid we
                    didnt think much of a broken arm or a
                    sprained ankle as bein anything that
                    devastatin. Thats why takin
                    some risks while at play was so common. I was
                    shown scars ta prove it. I suppose I was fortunate
                    that durin these conversations there
                    were plenty of stories bein told and I
                    didnt get the chance to relay any of my
                    own. I always thought of my childhood as
                    bein filled with some adventure or
                    another, but it seems it was pretty typical
                    of the times. But even today skinned knees
                    are pretty good teachers. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
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                Column THIS IS A HAMMER By Samantha Mazzotta Fast Roof Patching Q: While organizing the attic,
                I noticed there was an area of the floor that
                looked like it had gotten wet recently. I looked
                at the roof above, but did not notice any holes.
                But there is a little water streak down the
                plywood. Is this a serious problem? -- Carol H.,
                New Bedford, Mass. A: If you address it quickly,
                it will not become a serious problem. Minor leaks
                in a roof can be patched fairly quickly.
                Theyre often caused by damage to the
                shingles on top of the roof, which occurs over
                time due to debris strikes, ice buildup or just
                general stress from extremes of hot and cold. During the next rainstorm, go
                into the attic and note where the water is
                seeping. Follow the trail of water upward until
                you can see an entry point. That is the likely
                area of damage. Mark the spot clearly and
                brightly for now (put a piece of bright tape or
                tack a bright piece of paper over the spot). To repair, youll need to
                be able to access the rooftop safely, with safety
                harness, rope and ladder, and have a helper. If
                youre not able to do this, contact a
                roofing professional to do the repair. If you can do it yourself,
                first re-mark the leaky area. From the attic,
                take a large (ten-penny) nail and drive it
                straight upward through the bottom layer so that
                it juts out past the shingles above. (Dont
                sink it in all the way, as youll need to
                remove it later.) Gather your repair materials:
                spare shingles, roofing cement, roofing nails,
                hammer and pry bar. Make your way safely to the
                rooftop, with your helper minding the ladder and
                safety rope. Locate the upward-jutting nail. Remove the nail and patch the
                hole with a dab of roofing cement. Inspect the shingle for damage.
                If it is very minor, like a ripped edge or small
                crack, it can be patched with roofing cement and
                a piece of spare shingle cut to fit. Or, you can
                completely remove the shingle, sliding it out
                carefully from the ones above and to the side,
                and slide in a replacement. Tack down on the top
                and sides with dabs of roofing cement. Tap in
                roofing nails along the top of the replacement
                shingle, holding the shingle above it up, then
                press the shingle above it back down into place.
                Secure the bottom of the shingle with a couple
                small dabs of cement underneath the flap. |  Copyright 2011, Heritage
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