| today's
        laugh A kindergarten teacher gave her class a
        "show and tell" assignment of bringing
        something to represent their religion. The first boy got in front of the class
        and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and
        this is the Star of David." The second child got in front of the
        class and said, "My name is Mary. I am Catholic and
        this is the Crucifix." The third boy got in front of the class
        and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and
        this is a casserole."    A gang of robbers broke into a
        lawyers club by mistake. The old legal lions gave
        them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was
        happy to escape. It aint so bad, one
        crook noted. We got $25 between us. The boss screamed: I warned you
        to stay clear of lawyers--we had $100 when we broke
        in! 
 1911 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Senator Grays
        Home Just Completed. A pretty Carthage home just completed
        is that of Senator Howard Gray on Clinton street. The
        family is just now getting settled in it. It is of modern
        architectural design and fronts east with an inviting
        porch at the southeast corner. The plans for the house
        were drawn by Architect A. Ehlers, although the general
        arrangement and design of the house is fashioned after
        Mrs. Grays ideas. The interior is finished in hard
        pine and the walls have been papered throughout. From the
        front porch one enters a commodious hall, 15 X 15 feet in
        size, in which is a mantel and grate. To the right is the
        parlor, 18 X 20 feet, in which there is also a mantel and
        grate. At the left corner a door leads into the dining
        room, which is 17 X 18 feet. At the right hand corridor a
        door leads into an entryway from which one may either
        pass to the kitchen or upstairs. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Canine Cruelty
                Prevention .   The Missouri Department of
                Agriculture worked with Attorney General Chris
                Koster to obtain a temporary restraining order
                against the owner, Linda Brisco, for violations
                of the Animal Care Facilities Act and the newly
                enacted Canine Cruelty Prevention Act.  According to inspections by the
                Missouri Department of Agriculture, the facility:  failed to provide
                adequate veterinary care to animals in obvious
                medical distress;  failed to clean and
                sanitize the facility, allowing excrement in food
                receptacles and dirty, muddy drinking water;  failed to keep sick,
                aged, or young animals in indoor or sheltered
                housing facilities;  failed to equip housing
                facilities with disposal and drainage systems in
                order to keep animal waste and water eliminated
                so the animals stayed dry;  failed to provide shade
                for the dogs;  failed to collect and
                remove animal waste  in some places feces
                had accumulated to the point that it was
                indistinguishable from the flooring; and  failed to provide
                housing that protected the animals from injury. In addition, the owner
                routinely used a gunshot as a means of
                euthanasia, also in violation of the law. In an agreement approved and
                enforceable under the circuit court, the owner
                will surrender all animals to the Humane Society
                of Missouri, surrender her Missouri Department of
                Agriculture commercial breeder license and will
                not operate a dog breeding facility for at least
                the next 6 years. "It is our goal that
                Missouri will gain the reputation as the state
                with the best and most humane breeders in the
                country," Koster said. "Since 2009, we have
                increased inspections, dramatically stepped up
                enforcement and number of citations and sent a
                profound message to learn to do the dog business
                right or get out of the business for good. This
                cooperation between our animal care program, the
                Humane Society of Missouri and Attorney General
                Koster will help us increase rescues and
                prosecutions and continue to strengthen the
                breeding industry in Missouri," said Dr. Jon
                Hagler, Director of the Missouri Department of
                Agriculture. "Through the work of Operation
                Bark Alert, Missouri now has over 500 fewer
                commercial breeders. There is more work to be
                done  and now more resources to help." The rescued animals will arrive
                this at the Humane Society of Missouris
                Headquarters on Macklind Avenue in St. Louis, Mo.
                They will immediately receive individual
                veterinary examinations and treatment. As soon as
                they are healthy, as many of the dogs as possible
                will be made available. 
 Jasper
                County Jail Count 196 July 17,
                2011 Total
                Including Placed out of County 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Folks often complain about
                    how long it takes ta get things done when
                    dealin with the government. Red tape,
                    bureaucrats, and the like. The fact is, our
                    form a government was intentionally
                    structured so as ta make things hard ta
                    change. In fact in a lot a cases,
                    its more frustratin for elected
                    officials to change things than it is for the
                    rest of us. The longer it takes ta get
                    somethin done, the more likely it is
                    that all the information involved will rise
                    to the top. Although its easy to
                    understand wantin to hurry up the
                    process, even the appearance of public
                    officials tryin to bypass the normal
                    procedure typically results in the erosion of
                    public confidence. Cards can be played close
                    to the vest, but even in a friendly game,
                    its best ta keep your hands above the
                    table, . This is some fact, but
                    mostly,  Just Jake Talkin. .  |  
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                Column To Your Good
                Health By Paul G. Donohue,
                M.D. DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I read all
                the time about the risks of having a heart
                attack. I never see anything said about the risks
                for having a stroke. What are they? I fear a
                stroke more than I do a heart attack. -- P.S. ANSWER: The risks for both are
                similar. They include uncontrolled high blood
                pressure, cigarette smoking, diabetes, high
                cholesterol, too little exercise, a large waist,
                excessive alcohol consumption and a high ratio of
                Apo B to Apo A-1. This last item needs an
                explanation. Apo B is similar to LDL cholesterol
                -- the bad kind of cholesterol, the kind that
                clogs arteries. Apo A-1 is more like HDL
                cholesterol -- good cholesterol, the kind that
                keeps arteries clean. I have to admit that these
                tests are not usually ordered. This subject is complicated by
                the fact that there are two different kinds of
                stroke. The more-common variety comes from
                obstruction of blood flow to a part of the brain
                from a plugged artery, like the plugged heart
                artery of a heart attack. The less-common variety
                comes from the breaking of a brain artery,
                something called a hemorrhagic stroke. The two require different
                treatments and different approaches to
                prevention. P.S. is like most people who
                live in greater fear of a stroke than a heart
                attack. The booklet on strokes explains the kinds
                of strokes and what can be done to prevent and
                treat them. Readers can obtain a copy by writing:
                Dr. Donohue -- No. 902W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL
                32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order (no
                cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the
                recipients printed name and address. Please
                allow four weeks for delivery. DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Recently I
                had what the hospital doctors called a panic
                attack. I would like to know what causes them and
                if there is a cure. Would lack of sleep or
                medication have anything to do with it? -- W.B. ANSWER: A panic attack is a
                period of extreme fear in a situation that
                doesnt warrant such fear. It comes on
                suddenly, reaches a peak in 10 or fewer minutes
                and makes the person want to flee from the
                situation he or she finds him- or herself in --
                shopping for groceries, driving a car or walking
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