Did Ya Know?. Kiwanis J.T. Prigmore Senior Charity Classic May 5th, 2011 Carthage Golf Course.
A recently widow says to her friend, "Oh dont talk to me about lawyers"
"Ive had so much trouble settling my late husbands estate that I sometimes whish he hadnt died ."
An older man went to his doctor with a variety of complaints. After examining him, the doctor said, "Well, youve got some problems, all right, but if youd give up smoking, drinking, and chasing women, I think youd last a good while longer."
"But Doc," answered the man, "I dont smoke, drink, or chase women."
"Oh," replied the doctor, "Im sorry."
Two elderly men were sunning themselves on a Miami Beach when they started a friendly conversation.
"I was able to move here to retire in Miami after my business burned to the ground," the one man said. "The insurance payment sure came in handy."
The other replied, "Im here living from an insurance claim when my factory was flooded out."
The first man pondered then asked, "How do you start a flood?"
A LONG BICYCLE TRIP.
Chas. Hudson and wife of Carterville passed through this city today on their bicycles bound for ElDorado Springs. Mr. Hudson is a druggist at Carterville. He formerly lived at ElDorado Springs and the couple are going there for a visit with his parents. The distance from ElDorado Springs to Webb City is about 75 miles. The young couple left Webb City after dinner and made the trip to Carthage in an hour. They expect to reach Lamar tonight and Eldorado Springs sometime tomorrow.
They do not expect to rush however and Mr. Hudson carried a fishing pole strapped inside the frame of his wheel so they can stop and fish if they desire to break the monotony of the trip. Both were attired in regulation cycling costume and were equal to anything in the wheeling line.of eighteen track layers are busily engaged in re-laying about a mile and a quarter of track west of town.
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