| today's
        laugh Dear So and So: I love a homely girl with a sour
        disposition, but another girl who is beautiful and has a
        barrel of dough is nuts over me. Which one should I
        marry? Dear Sir: By all means marry the one
        you love - and send me the other ones name and
        address. Junior, dont ever again use such
        bad words. But, Mother, Shakespeare uses them. Well, dont play with him any
        more, then. A statesman was being driven rapidly by
        his chauffeur, when the car struck and killed a dog. The
        chauffeur stopped and the statesman got out to address
        the owner placatingly. But she turned on him wrathfully,
        and told him just what she though. At last the statesman said: Madam, I shall be glad to replace your
        dog. The woman hissed: Sir, you flatter
        yourself! 
 1911 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 G. Jaeger Leaves
        Tonight. G. Jaeger, the contractor who built the
        Carthage light plant, will leave this evening for St.
        Louis, where he will remain for a week settling business
        matters and then go to Prescott, Ark., where he has about
        completed an electric light plant to replace one burned
        down there last summer. He is preparing plans and
        specifications for a municipal light plant and water
        works for Monticello, Ark., where the bonds for a dual
        system of that kind have recently been placed. New Mining Company. Articles of incorporation of the
        Batavia Mining Co., with a capital stock of $30,000 have
        been filed. The stockholders are B.F. Gleen, $20,000;
        Marion R. Glenn, $2,000; F.G. Smart, $2,000, all of
        Carthage. The rest of the stocks is owned by Chicago ad
        Batavia, Ill. parties. The companys office will be
        in Carthage. . 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Pioneer Day for
                Homeschools. Homeschools are invited to a
                pioneer day program on Friday, October 21, 2011
                from 10:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. Park staff and
                volunteers will present stations relating to farm
                life during George Washington Carvers
                childhood years. Stations include corn shelling,
                laundry with lye soap, candle-dipping, one-room
                school lessons, toys & games, and a
                storyteller. This program is free of charge
                and homeschool educators are welcome to invite
                other homeschool families to attend. Reservations
                are requested but not required. Administered by the National
                Park Service, an agency of the Department of the
                Interior, George Washington Carver National
                Monument preserves the birthplace and childhood
                home of George Washington Carver, scientist,
                educator, and humanitarian. The monument is
                located two miles west of Diamond, Missouri on
                Highway V, then ¼ mile south on Carver Road. For
                more information, please call the park at (417)
                325-4151 between 9:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.  More than 20,000 National Park
                Service employees care for Americas 395
                national parks. 
 Jasper
                County Jail Count ? October 17,
                2011 Total
                Including Placed out of County 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    There always seems ta be an
                    exception to the rule. Most children spend most a
                    there wakin hours tryin to figure
                    out such loop holes. This typically take the
                    form of bein very specific in the
                    interpretation of the rule. "Dont throw peas
                    at your brother" is way too specific. To
                    an inventive youngster this would still leave
                    the option of carrot or green bean
                    throwin available. And of course the
                    completely different activity of
                    droppin or squirtin various
                    vegetables would also be outside the limits
                    specified. The fact is that most kids
                    are very observant learners. The parents most
                    likely used this "exception" rule
                    to their advantage from time to time. This
                    culminates in the ultimate "do as I say,
                    not as I do" exception. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
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 Weekly
                Column To Your Good
                Health By Paul G. Donohue,
                M.D. Foot Swelling a
                Sign of Heart Problems?   DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I have a
                problem with my feet swelling. They get so big
                that they hurt when I walk. My doctor is puzzled.
                He thinks maybe its due to my heart pills,
                but he cant change them -- my heart doctor
                has to. I have had two heart attacks, bypass
                surgery and a defibrillator put in my chest. When
                Im in bed, the swelling goes down to almost
                normal. When I am up, it returns, even if I am
                sitting. Id appreciate any suggestions. --
                E.L. ANSWER: I believe Im safe
                in saying your problem is chronic congestive
                heart failure. Your heart is pumping so weakly
                that blood circulates sluggishly. When
                youre up or when youre sitting,
                gravity pulls fluid out of your legs
                vessels, and it is the cause of your swelling. In
                the horizontal position in bed, gravity
                doesnt have this effect, and the fluid
                stays in blood vessels. The swelling is called
                edema (e-DEE-muh). During the day, take frequent
                breaks to lie down with your legs propped up
                higher than your heart. When you sit, rest your
                legs on the seat of a chair put in front of you.
                Walk as much as you can during the day. The
                contracting leg muscles push fluid back into
                circulation. Limit the salt you eat; salt
                makes the body retain fluid. Read food labels.
                Most of our salt intake comes from the foods we
                eat, not from adding salt at the table or in
                cooking. But dont do either. Your total
                daily salt intake should be less than 5,700 mg,
                preferably 3,800 mg. If salt is on the label as
                "sodium," your total daily intake
                should be 2,300 mg or less. A better goal is
                1,500 mg. Tell your heart doctor about
                your swelling. He might make changes in your
                medicines either by increasing the dose or
                switching to other medicines that make the heart
                pump with more force. |  Copyright 2011, Heritage
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