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        laugh God created the donkey & said to him:
        "You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset
        carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you
        will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. 
        You will be a donkey. "The donkey
        answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years
        is too much. Give me only 20 years. God granted his wish. 
        God created the dog and said to him:
        "You will be a dog." You will guard the house
        of man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the
        scraps that he gives you and you will live 25 years. You
        will be a dog. "The dog answered: "Master, to
        live 25 years is too much, you give me only 10 years. God
        granted his wish. God created the Monkey and said to him:
        "You will be a monkey." You will swing from
        branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and
        you will live 20 years. You will be a monkey. "The
        monkey answered: "Master to live 20 years is too
        much, you give me only 10 years. God granted his wish. 
        Finally God created the man and said to
        him: "You will be a man, the only rational creature
        on the face of the earth." You will use your
        intelligence to become master over all animals. You will
        dominate the world and you will live 20 years. Man
        responded: "I will be a man but to live only 20
        years is very little, give the 30 years that the donkey
        refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the
        10 years the monkey refused. God granted his wish. And
        since then, man lives 20 years as a man, he marries and
        spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all
        the burdens on his back. Then when his children are gone,
        he lives 15 years like a dog, taking care of the house
        and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is
        old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going
        from house to house, from one son or daughter to another,
        doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. 
         
        1911 
         
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        To The Mountains in a
        Wagon. 
        A party of five composed of Homer
        Drake, Virgil Drake and wife, residing at the corner of
        Chestnut and Valley streets, and Dan Hasten and wife, of
        East Macon street, started this morning on a trip
        overland to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Mr. and Mrs. Virgil
        Drake were married Sunday, and this trip will be a bridal
        tour for them. Some members of the party are threatened
        with lung trouble, and hope for benefit in the mountains
        of New Mexico. 
        It is estimated that with good luck the
        trip can easily be completed in six or seven weeks. The
        route followed will probably be through Southern Kansas
        not far from the state line until Colorado is reached
        when a turn will be made to the southwest to the point of
        destination. The party is well equipped with a good tent,
        camp stove and other camp equipage, together with plenty
        of provisions. They anticipate an enjoyable trip, and
        hope the outdoors do them good. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Skate Board Park
                Worries Neighbors. 
                The City Council Public Safety
                Committee met last Monday in the Fire Station for
                its regular monthly meeting. 
                The agenda included a request
                from Sylvia Knost to discuss concerns she has
                about the relocation of the skate board park to
                Griggs Park. Knost lives across the street from
                the park.  
                Her first concern was the fact
                that none of the residents of the area had been
                consulted before the facility was moved from its
                original location at the Fair Acres Sports
                Complex. She asked that the park be closed at
                sundown and that skate boarders be required to
                wear a helmet.  
                She also was concerned that she
                had observed "older" men loitering in
                the area and that she had smelled what she
                identified as marijuana smoke. 
                Police Chief Greg Dagnon
                reported that his department had responded to
                phone calls about the park and had several
                officers notes concerning activity there.
                There have been no illegal activites observed to
                date.  
                Another neighbor commented at
                the meeting supporting Knosts views. 
                 
                Jasper
                County Jail Count 
                189 September
                21, 2011 
                Total
                Including Placed out of County 
                 
                  
                NASCAR THIS WEEK 
                By
                Monte Dutton 
                Earnhardt Jr. Proud to Be
                In the Chase 
                RICHMOND, Va. -- The Chase is
                here ... and Dale Earnhardt Jr. is back in it. 
                It wasnt easy. He
                didnt win a race. The season has had its
                ups and downs. His No. 88 Chevy staggered through
                the final regular-season races. But he made it.
                Ten drivers make it by Sprint Cup point
                standings, and Earnhardt Jr. was the 10th. 
                Hes got his shot. He has
                2,000 points. Kyle Busch and Kevin Harvick have
                only 12 more. Over 10 races, those 12 points
                dont amount to very much. If Earnhardt can
                get his team back in gear, he can win the
                championship. 
                Las Vegas oddsmakers have made
                Earnhardt a 40-1 shot. The winner of the past
                five, Jimmie Johnson, is 3-1. 
                "Well just go see
                how we can do in the Chase," said Earnhardt
                after scrambling to finish 16th in the Wonderful
                Pistachios 400. 
                "Im proud to be in
                the Chase," he added. "I feel like
                Im a good enough driver to be in the Chase.
                My team is good enough to be there. ... Had we
                been more conscious and smarter at certain times,
                we wouldnt have had to even worry about it
                this weekend. 
                "But were a good
                team, and Im proud to carry my sponsors and
                HMS (Hendrick Motorsports) in the Chase and
                represent them. Were going to work real
                hard, and hopefully we do a good job." 
                This is Earnhardts fourth
                appearance in the Chase, which began in 2004. He
                finished fifth that year and also in 2006. In
                2008 he brought up the rear, finishing 12th. 
                "Weve got to run a
                different setup than what we ran in the last six
                (regular-season) races, frankly," Earnhardt
                conceded. "We had a pretty good run at it
                going through the first 15 races, and for
                whatever reason, we sort of fell off and forgot
                some things, or over-engineered something. 
                "Well go in there
                with a good attitude." 
                Earnhardt recently signed a
                contract extension that will keep him with
                Hendrick Motorsports through 2017. 
                "Im in the Chase,
                and Ive got an opportunity to run for the
                championship," he said. "Ive got
                an opportunity to compete and improve my points
                position and improve the overall payout. 
                "Youve basically got
                to hold it together the last 10 races and
                dont do anything stupid and settle some
                scores. ... Im pretty proud of what
                weve been able to do all year." 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin',
                    There are probly lots
                    a variations on the recipe for home made ice
                    cream, but if ya want to get into a real
                    discussion on the formula for success, get in
                    on the debate around the crankin end of
                    the process. 
                    In our family at least,
                    there is as much care given in the placement
                    and quantities of ice and salt, the speed of
                    the crankin and the ideal time to quit
                    turnin as ever is considered in the
                    kitchen. Course the men have
                    traditionally taken care of the mechanical
                    end of the process, but the women have never
                    been bashful about advice on the matter. 
                    I say care is given,
                    thats because everone seems to -
                    care that is. This last batch I was involved
                    in, we didnt put the traditional burlap
                    sack on top. Dont know if it made much
                    difference, it just seemed to be missin
                    somethin, but they ate it anyway. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                 
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                CLICK and CLACK 
                TALK
                CARS 
                I drive a 1994 two-door Honda
                Accord (140,000 miles or so) with a lot of
                personality. One of her "quirks" is
                that she doesnt have a functioning air
                conditioner. I personally dont mind, but I
                have a dog, and I need to take his health into
                consideration when taking him in the car with me
                during the summer months. 
                A few weeks ago, I had to make
                a two-hour trip on a Friday evening in 95-degree
                heat, and, being concerned that my dog would
                suffer heatstroke, I tried an alternative AC
                system. I filled a 4-quart Styrofoam cooler with
                water, froze it overnight, put it on the
                passenger floor of my car and then installed a
                cigarette-lighter-powered fan to blow across the
                top of the ice. 
                Not surprisingly, this
                didnt work well. At this point, is it worth
                having the AC fixed? Are there alternative,
                cheaper options for cooling down the car that I
                have not considered? At this point, I cannot
                afford car payments, and buying a new car is not
                an option. -- Emily 
                TOM: The first thing you should
                do if find out WHY your air conditioner
                isnt working. You may just have a slow
                refrigerant leak. 
                RAY: If thats the case,
                you can get the system charged up for $125 or so,
                and it might last you a couple of months, or even
                longer. In which case, you can do that once and
                have a whole summers worth of air
                conditioning. 
                TOM: And if the leak is coming
                from a hose, or something easily fixable, you
                could fix it and recharge the system and be good
                for several summers -- if the rest of the car
                lasts that long. So its worth asking a good
                mechanic to test the system for you and at least
                give you a diagnosis. 
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