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Monday, April 2, 2001 Volume IX, Number 201

did ya know?



Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Recycling Drop-off Center and Composting Lot will change its hours of operation effective Tues., April 3rd. The Center, 1309 Oak Hill Rd., is now open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tues.-Sat. These hours will remain through October.

Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross will accept blood donations at the Carthage Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, from 1:30-7 p.m. on Thurs., April 5th, and from 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. on Fri., April 6th.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold their monthly booksale from 8 a.m.-noon on Sat., April 7th, in the Library Annex, 510 S. Garrison.


today's laugh

"I’m in an awful predicament."
"What’s the trouble?"
"I’ve lost my glasses and I can’t look for them until I’ve found them again!"

"Didn’t I meet you in Toledo?"
"No, I never was in Toledo."
"Neither was I. It must have been two other fellows."

"What time do you get up in the summer?"
"As soon as the first ray of the sun comes in my window."
"Isn’t that rather early?"
"No. My room faces west."


1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

BABY NAMED FOR CARRIE NATION.

Born Southwest of Carthage Today and Was a "Smasher."

Carrie Nation had been honored in Jasper county. A baby born this morning at the home of Thos. Parrish, near the Center creek stone quarry, was promptly named "Carrie Nation Parrish," by a number of W.C.T.U ladies present. The mother readily agreed to the name. "The little stranger weighed nine pounds," said Dr. Gould, who was present, "and though she didn’t have her hatchet she was certainly a ‘smasher.’"


Saw the Mob.

Dr. W. W. Flora, while in Kansas City Saturday, was near at hand on Ninth street when Bud Taylor shot his sweetheart, Miss Nollard, and saw the crowd that attempted to lynch the murderer.

  Today's Feature

April 3rd Voting Wards.


Ward 1: Carthage, Ward 1, Precinct 1: Grace Episcopal Church, 820 Howard.

Carthage, Ward 1, Precinct 2: Grace Episcopal Church, 820 Howard.

Ward 2: Carthage, Ward 2, Precinct 1: Carthage Memorial Hall.

Carthage, Ward 2, Precinct 2: Carthage Memorial Hall.

Ward 3: Carthage, Ward 3, Precinct 1: Carthage Fire Station, North Entrance.

Carthage, Ward 3, Precinct 2: Columbian Elementary School.

Ward 4: Carthage, Ward 4, Precinct 1: Carthage Junior High School.

Carthage, Ward 4, Precinct 2: Fairview Elementary School.

Ward 5: Carthage, Ward 5, Precinct 1: Mark Twain Elementary School.

Carthage, Ward 5, Precinct 2: Salvation Army, 125 E. Fairview.

Don’t forget to cast your vote April 3rd.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

I’ve never actually seen a woodshed. I say that with qualification ‘cause I guess I wouldn’t know one if I saw it.

I grew up hearin’ that’s where kids were taken when they were bad and needed a little discipline.

In this day and age, I don’t want ta get into a discussion ‘bout whether gittin’ a lickin’ is a proper activity, I’m just curious as to the origination of "take ya out to the woodshed."

I suppose that rather than a buildin’ ta store firewood, it was the storage of lumber. That would be a handy spot for a paddle to be procured. This makes a lot more sense now, I have been troubled with the thought of the usin’ of tree limbs as implements of corporal punishment.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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The Super Handyman

by Al Carrell & Kelly Carrell

Dear Al:

Somebody ought to write a book about the many uses for old milk cartons and bleach bottles. For instance, you can make a really nice tool holder for the garden. You cut off the bottom of the jug, turn the top upside down and attach it to a fence post, porch frame or tree. You can stick your tool handle, shovel, rake or hoe down into the jug top, and it stays put when you leave.

Dear Al & Kelly:

One of our neighbors almost lost his child to an accidental poisoning. Since then, we don’t take any chances. All our poisonous chemicals and cleaners have a bright pink lid or top. We keep a can of hot-pink spray paint right outside the kitchen door in the garage and give each lid a shot of paint before storing it. Our kids know not to touch anything that has a bright pink lid. Better to be safe than sorry.

Dear Al & Kelly:

Clamps are too big to use on small wooden craft projects when you are trying to glue them. I have a super way to secure them without crushing them. I use clothespins. The plain, inexpensive wooden ones work great. Since I use them for other odd jobs around the house, I’ve always got a few handy.


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