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Thursday, March 8, 2001 Volume IX, Number 184

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Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Fair Acres Family Y.M.C.A. is now accepting Indoor Soccer registrations for pre-K thru 2nd grades. Deadline for registration is Sat., March 10th. For more information contact Jarrod at 417-358-1070.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Chamber of Commerce will host a "Business After Hours" & Grand Opening for McCune-Brooks Home Medical Equipment, 433 S. Garrison, from 5-7 p.m. on Thursday, March 8th. Please R.S.V.P. at 358-2373.


today's laugh

Uncle John came to stay, and before he left he gave his nephew five dollars. "Now be careful with that money, Tommy," he said. "Remember the saying,’ A fool and his money are soon parted.’"
"Yes, Uncle," replied Tommy, "but I want to thank you for parting with it, just the same."

With a grinding of brakes the officer pulled up his motor car and shouted to a little boy playing in the field: "I say, sonny, have you seen an airplane come down anywhere near here?"
"No, sir!" replied the boy, trying to hide his sling shot. "I’ve only been shooting at that bottle on the fence."



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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Land Sale Along the Car Line.

Dave Sayers negotiated a deal whereby C. E. Weeks, of Carterville, sold yesterday to Indian Agent Edgar A. Allen, of Wyandotte, Indian Territory, a thirty-six acre tract, a part of the well known Bishop tract, formerly the Ames farm, two miles southwest of town. It consists of 36 acres less the right of way of the electric line over part of it. It was originally a 40 acre tract with four acres taken out of the southwest corner. The consideration was not given out, but as it is good land and is located on the electric line it is supposed to have brought a good figure.

"All this land along the electric line for some distance out is well worth $200 an acre," said a real estate man yesterday, "and it is only a matter of time until it will be built up with houses for a long way out along the track. I would as soon live out some distance from town on the car line as to live on it ten blocks from the square."

  Today's Feature

Narrow Streets Recommended.

The Public Works Committee voted 3-1 to recommend to the Council that streets in the Breckenwood 7th addition be allowed to be built at a width of twenty feet. Members Charlie Bastin, Lujene Clark, and Jim McPheeters voted for, Committee Chair Bill Fortune against.

City Director of Engineering Joe Butler acknowledged that according to a petition for annexation accepted by the Council, Bill Wilson, developer of Breckenwood, could surface the streets with only chip and seal. Wilson told the Committee he plans to surface the streets in the addition with asphalt. Butler pushed hard for the Committee to require street width of at least twenty-four feet. Street specifications are currently drawn up by the Engineering Department.

The development has utilized an ordinance, often referred to as the "Green Space" ordinance, passed in 1991 that allows the Council the ability to waive requirements for subdivisions if the size of lots is at least 29,000 square feet. Breckenwood was not required to have curb and gutters and chip and seal was allowed as a surface material. All recent streets have been paved with asphalt.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

Got into a situation once. I ended up boardin’ a horse that was bein’ fought over by a couple gettin’ a divorce. Got a little attached to the animal over six or eight months. Offered to buy the horse, but no deal.

When the eventual owner came to pick up the spirited quarter horse, I knew gettin’ loaded in a trailer would be a problem. I figured that after tanglin’ with the horse for an hour or so the owner might reconsider my offer. I sat on the porch and watched the animal get pushed and shoved, nearly choked with a rope. I finally gave in and went down and calmed the animal and got it in the trailer. I could only hope the owner was payin’ attention.

There are some situations where ya just don’t have much choice.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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by Tom & Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

I’m a registered nurse and I have a question that is somewhat medical in origin. The appendix is an organ that is believed to have once had a function but is now without purpose (except as an income generator for the surgeon who removes it).

And yet, there it is- a stubborn piece of our anatomy, refusing to succumb to the laws of evolution.

Is there a part in a car that has not evolved over time but continues to exist even though we don’t need it anymore?-Linda

TOM: Great question, Linda! The "part" that comes to mind is the parking lights.

RAY: Right. In the old, old days, when my brother still had a few brain cells left, cars were not that common. So when you parked yours at the side of the road, you left your "parking lights" on. That way, when Ichabod Crane came whizzing by in his buggy, he wouldn’t smash into you.

TOM: There’s also one other part that was starting to go the way of the parking lights but has recently had a reprieve: the cigarette lighter.

RAY: Apparently, fewer people are smokers these days, and many people decided they didn’t want cigarette lighters in their car.

TOM: So the manufacturers figured out that by slapping a plastic cover on the cigarette-lighter socket, they could save the cost of the lighter itself and brag about their "power ports." So that’s a part whose function has changed and evolved with time.

RAY: Sort of like my brother’s head. It was once believed to have some thinking function. But now we mainly use it as a hat rack.


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