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Thursday, November 15, 2001 Volume X, Number 107

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .Golden Reflections will have a Birthday Bash at 2:00 p.m. on Thursday, November 15th in the McCune-Brooks Hospital dining room. Bingo for Fun will be played. Don’t forget the exercise program every Monday, Wednesday & Friday.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Humane Society has Christmas Kittens! Kittens are rarely born in the winter. Right now we have a silver talkative long-hair tabby cat who needs a new home. If that special someone would like a kitten now might be your last chance. For additional information call 358-6402.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Shrine Burn Crew is having a Turkey Shoot from noon til dark on Sunday, Nov. 18, 2001 on "M" Hwy (Baseline Blvd.) north of Carthage 1/4 mile west of 71 Hwy. The public is invited. Proceeds benefit the Burn Crew.

today's laugh

A grocer leaned over the counter and yelled at a boy who stood close to an apple barrel.
"Are you tryin’ to steal them apples, boy?"
"No—no, sir," the boy faltered. "I’m tryin’ not to!"

Little Girl (to playmate)- "So long, Elsie, momma’s giving a party and I gotta go home and make precocious remarks."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.

A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Dr. Junkin Licensed to Preach.

At the meeting of the Ozark Presbytery in Webb City last week, Dr. E. A. Junkin of Carthage was by a unanimous vote licensed to preach the gospel.

Mr. W. H. Rhoads was received under the care of the Presbytery as a candidate for the ministry.

The Presbytery will meet again in April with the First church of Carthage. The Woman’s Missionary society will meet at the same time in Carthage.


"On the Suwanee River"

Will be the attraction at the Grand Opera House tonight. It is essentially a drama with just enough good wholesome comedy sprinkled here and there to balance the play and make it perfect. The characters are the real old fashioned southern ones, each occupying a distinct position in this four act romance.

  Today's Feature



Liquor Ordinance Back To Committee.



Recent work by the Public Safety Committee to clarify the City liquor license ordinance was rendered unconscious by an unexpected amendment offered by Council member Larry Ross at Tuesday’s regular Council meeting in City Hall.

Discussions at the Committee level have moved toward a less restrictive interpretation of the requirement that retail liquor establishments be at least 300 feet from a church or place of worship. The ordinance proposed Tuesday evening would have allowed businesses with a liquor license a guaranteed renewal for up to a year even if the business changed owners and a church was currently within the 300 foot distance. Although the intent of the bill was not to modify existing language, but only add the "grandfather" clause. To simplify the change, the bill was drafted to repeal the current ordinance and replace it with identical language except for the added clause. This simple "out and in" procedure allowed any language in the bill to be modified.

Council member Ross moved to amend the new bill and reduce the required 300 feet to 100. Member Jackie Boyer seconded and Jim McPheeters, Don Stearnes and Jim Woestman voted in favor of the amendment. Members Chuck Tobrock, Bill Fortune, Ronnie Wells and Public Safety Chair J.D. Whitledge voted against. Member Bill Putnam was absent.

When the amended bill came to a vote, Whitledge requested that the Council defeat the bill and let the Public Safety Committee readdress the bill. Woestman voted against the bill along with the four who were against the amendment and the bill failed. Woestman’s vote would not have changed the outcome either way due to the required six votes it takes to pass a Council bill.

Several public discussions were held before the Council voted to put the 300 foot rule in place.

Member Boyer told the Council once again that she was not in favor of the three hundred foot requirement from the beginning, but records indicate she voted for the ordinance back in the spring when it was initially approved by the Council.


Annual 4-H Awards Banquet.

news release

At the annual awards banquet held November 10, 2001, the Jasper County 4-H Parents’ Association honored 4-H members for their accomplishments during the past
4-H year. Volunteer leaders with five, ten, fifteen, and twenty years of service were also recognized.

Outstanding Members of the Year were selected for their overall achievements and participation during the past year. Members may receive the award only once in each age category.

This year’s honorees include: First Year Member, Katelyn Graham; Second Year Member, Emily Anderson & Caleb Russell; Third Year or more Member (13-years-old and under), Wesley Budd; Third Year or more Member (14-years-old and over), Vanessa Budd.

Officer of the Year honors are based on the members’ summary of their work as well as supporting materials, such as notebooks or scrapbooks. Officers of the Year for 2000-2001 were: President, Bradley Moll; Secretary, Dana Bridges; Treasurer, Amanda Payne; Reporter, Kandice Woodmansee; Recreation Leader, Caleb Russell.

The I Dare You award is presented annually by the I Dare You Foundation. To be considered, members must be at least 14-years-old.

Nomination is made by the club leader, and it stresses the development of physical, mental, social, moral and leadership qualities. This award may only be received once and was presented this year to Amanda Payne.

Bradley Moll, Lisa Rees, Wesley Budd, Vanessa Budd, Matthew Tosh and Veronica Budd were honored as the Jasper County Teen Leaders of the Year for their leadership in the 4-H program.

Members commended for their outstanding work were: Beef, Lisa Rees; Breads, Amanda Payne; Bucket Calf, Caleb Russell; Cats, Wesley Budd; Child Development, Amanda Payne & Abbey Graham; Clothing, Amanda Brinkhoff; Computers, Bradley Moll; Dogs, Vanessa Budd; Environmental Stewardship, Lisa Rees; Exploring, Shaun Athey; Foods, Emily Anderson; Global Education, Amanda Brinkhoff; Goats, Abbey Graham; Home Environment, Megan Payne; Horsemanship, Caleb Russell; Horticulture, JoHanna Brinkhoff; Leadership, Bradley Moll & Lisa Rees; Photography, Caleb Russell; Poultry, Wesley Budd; Rabbits, Matthew Tosh; Sheep, Katelyn Graham; Shooting Sports, Wesley Budd; Vegetable Gardening, Bradley Moll; Vet Science, Bradley Moll; Visual Arts, Lisa Rees; Welding, Bradley Moll.


Note for Note

sponsored by Main Street Mercantile

No Apparent Reason, the house band for the Woodshed, is comprised of 4 guys devoted to playing a mix of fun-filled songs, bluegrass style, with a few familiar old songs mixed in.

The members are Rick Rector on guitar, Randy Macy on banjo, Randy Wagner on bass and Chris Johnson on mandolin. You may come to hear the music, but the guys have a way of making everyday things funny and uplifting.

Woodsong, Sounds of The Past is dedicated to preserving a time-honored tradition of playing old time instruments gracefully. Lloyd Woods and his lifelong partner Joyce play the mountain dulcimer and autoharp, and occasionally Joyce will entertain the audience with her accordian or concertina.

Playing guitar is Randy Corbin while Darrell Anderson keeps time on the upright bass.


NASCAR to the Max

Although far from being NASCAR’s longest or largest track, this week’s race takes the drivers to NASCAR’s fastest track, Atlanta Motor Speedway. The track is a 1.54-mile, D-shaped oval with extremely high-banked turns and a very smooth racing surface. Cars will qualify at over 190 miles per hour with race speeds approaching 200 mph. NASCAR has discussed using carburetor restrictor plates, which slow cars by restricting air flow into the carburetor, in an effort to keep the speeds below 200 mph in the interest of fan and driver safety.

Atlanta has been kind to first time winners of late with Kevin Harvick gaining his first NASCAR win, in only his third start, in the Spring and Jerry Nadeau gaining his first in this race last year. For the 43 starters, that trend could bode well for current flashes Mike and Kenny Wallace and Casey Atwood who are all winless. Rick Hendrick’s team, which fields cars for Nadeau, Jeff Gordon and Terry Labonte, also runs well here. This could be the race where Labonte breaks his string of races started without leading a lap.

Last weeks race from Homestead, Florida helped extend the record of different drivers to win during a season to 18 when Bill Elliott took the checkered flag for his first victory since 1994. The race was not free of incidents.

During a round of caution period pit stops Casey Atwood bumped Ward Burton. The contact knocked Burton into Ricky Rudd’s pit stall and injured three crewmembers plus one NASCAR official. One of Rudd’s crewmen is still hospitalized in serious condition. The rest were treated and released. Jeff Gordon has experienced an uncharacteristic late season slump. Gordon finished in 28th while his nearest rival in the season points championship chase, Rudd, finished 21st. Though Rudd closed to within 305 points, Gordon need only finish last or better of the 43 starters in the last two races to clinch the season championship.

Missourian Danny Lasoski won the World-of-Outlaws Sprint Car season points championship. Lasoski’s team and car owner is current NASCAR superstar Tony Stewart.


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

Council member Ronnie Wells commented at the Council meetin’ the other night that the public wasn’t gettin’ a chance to sign in on the change from 300 feet to 100 feet on the liquor license restriction. He was correct. Other members agreed.

The purpose of havin’ two readin’s of a Council bill are to give the public a chance to speak to any issue. By substantially amendin’ the ordinance at the last minute without due process, the spirit of the Council representin’ the community would have been evaded.

Lettin’ folks speak their mind is a real nuisance, unless it’s your particular issue that’s at stake. Puttin’ the liquor ordinance back in Committee at least will give those with differin’ opinions a chance to speak.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

Click & Clack
TALK CARS

by Tom & Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

Being a musical kind of guy, I often pass the time at long lights by drumming on the steering wheel of my Mercedes C-230 with a pair of drumsticks I keep in the driver’s door pocket. Incredibly, my 10-year-old daughter is NOT mortified by this behavior. However, she is convinced that my drumming will cause the airbag to deploy, injuring me. She’s also afraid that once I get hit in the face with the airbag, I’ll instinctively slam on the gas, and send us careening into an intersection, which will put her in danger. Is her concern justified?-Michael

P.S. I mostly drum on the center part of the wheel where that star and circle thing is embossed.

P.S.S. Do you know where I could get a bracket to mount a cymbal on the steering column?

TOM: The answer to both of your questions is no, Michael. Your daughter’s concern is not justified, and no, we don’t know who makes a cymbal stand for a C230 (but the J.C. Whitney catalog is a good bet.)

RAY: The airbag sensors, along with the contacts, are located in the front bumper, so there’s no way you can trigger them by banging on the steering wheel (even with an enthusiastic rendition of "Wipe Out").

TOM: In fact, many airbag equipped cars have now put the horn button back in the center of the steering wheel (where it belongs, I might add), which would be impossible to do if pressure on the steering wheel could set off the airbag. So feel free to keep on drumming, Michael.

RAY: But I have a question for you. How can a musician like you afford a Mercedes?

   

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