The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, November 19, 2001 Volume X, Number 108

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The 2nd Annual
4-State Thanksgiving Gospel Sing will be held at 6 p.m. on Saturday, November 24 at the Diamond First Baptist Church Multi-Purpose Buidling. Admission is free.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Public Library’s Young Adult Reading Club will have a book discussion group on Mondays from 3:30-4:30 p.m. beginning on Nov. 26th. Get details at the YPL desk and sign up for "Hobbits and Hot Chocolate."

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Humane Society has Christmas Kittens! Right now we have 2 adorable all black male cats who would make great family pets. Kittens are rarely born in the winter. If that special someone would like a kitten now might be your last chance. For additional information call 358-6402.

today's laugh

Eng. Prof.- "What’s the difference between an active verb and a passive verb?"

Co-ed- "An active verb shows action and a passive verb shows passion."

Math Instructor- "What do we mean when we say the whole is greater than any of its parts?"

Stude- "A restaurant doughnut."

The best motel with a vacancy is the one you passed 50 miles back.

1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.

A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Irish Wedding Reception Tonight.

"Maloney’s Wedding" party is at the Harrington on its honeymoon tour. There are five members of the company there, and others at the Commercial. They will receive visitors at the regular rates per seat tonight at the Grand.

The company carries a brass band, which gave a street parade today at 11:30 attired in emerald green uniforms.

A Ten O’clock Breakfast.

Miss Ella Harrison gave a 10 o’clock breakfast this morning for Mrs. E. W. Ray, her niece Miss Ollie Ray, and Miss Carpenter, all of St. Joseph. The former two are Mrs. H. H. Harding’s cousins, and all were federation visitors. Mesdames Harding, H. T. Harrison, Sallie Jones, F. W. Flower and Mrs. Sallie Potter Snead of Sedalia were the additional guests.

  Today's Feature

Fireworks In City Limits Proposed.

The City Council Public Safety Committee is scheduled to discuss, at this evening’s meeting in the Police Department at 6:30 p.m. ,the possibility of allowing fireworks to be set off within City limits. Past discussions have shown an interest in restricting bottle rockets, but allowing most fireworks for four or five days in July.

B&B Request

A request for a special use permit for a bed and breakfast at 205 W. Macon will be addressed by the Planning, Zoning, and Historic Preservation Commission this afternoon at 5:30 in City Hall.

School board Meet at Pleasant Valley.

The Carthage R-9 School Board is scheduled to meet in the Pleasant Valley Elementary Media Center this evening at 7 p.m. for its regular meeting. Pleasant Valley is located at 652 County Road 180.

The agenda includes an evaluative report the library media services, a report on proposed policies for reading, a review of the comprehensive school improvement plan, honorary diplomas for veterans, and an update on the R-9 Foundation.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

It’s not the fear of my house catchin’ on fire, although I would agree that possibility exists, it’s the age. My age. I just don’t want ta put up with firecrackers poppin’ off for four days straight.

Unfortunately for the neighbors in the small town I grew up in, I’ve lit more than my share of firecrackers and enjoyed ever last one pop I could manage. The memory of those kid days have prompted me in the recent past to ignite a blackcat or two. It just ain’t no fun anymore.

I might be persuaded to think that firin’ off fireworks on the 4th could be tolerable, but no amount of sales tax gained from fireworks stands in the City can justify the nerves I’ll have after four long days of jumpin’ from the pop in July.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake hoppin’.

Sponsored

by

Workman's Loan

Weekly Column

The Super Handyman

Q: I have a very large outside light that is mounted up on an electrical pole in my yard. It was here when we moved in, and everyone in my neighborhood has one.

My neighbor says mine doesn’t cut off like his does during then day. What should I check on this monster?

A: Look at the electronic eye. If it’s covered with dust, and insect nest or whatever, it’ll still think it’s dark even in the daytime.

If that’s not the problem and the wiring is okay, replace the light sensor. It’s not expensive and should be easy to do, once you’re sure you’ve turned off the current to the unit.

Dear Al: Instead of winding up my extension cords and other long cords and hanging them on my garage wall, I store them in buckets. That way, they hardly ever get tangled up, and there are no kinks in them when I pull them out. You can store several in one large plastic bucket if you put a layer of cardboard between them.

Dear Carrells: My son is allergic to the dog, but we can control the problem by just keeping the dog out of his room. We didn’t want to keep the door closed all the time, so we replaced the regular door with a screen door. It keeps the dog out but allows the air to circulate through my son’s room, and we can still hear him if he needs us when he is playing in there.

It has worked out just great so far. Of course, the boy isn’t old enough to start listening to a stereo yet!

   

Copyright 1997-1999, 2000, 2001 by Heritage Publishing. All rights reserved.