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Monday, October 1, 2001 Volume X, Number 74

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Fair Acres Family YMCA is now accepting registrations for Men’s 4 on 4 Basketball and Women’s Volleyball Leagues. Deadline is Oct. 5th. For more info call Jarrod Newcomb at 358-1070.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Humane Society has a long hair calico mother cat with 5 kittens who need new homes. The Humane Society also needs volunteers of all types. For more info call 358-6402.

Did Ya Know?. . .Revival services will be held at the First Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, Carthage, from Oct. 7-10. Sunday services are 8 a.m., 10:40 a.m. and 6 p.m., Mon.-Wed. services are at 7 p.m. Pastor Joe Lee Tompkins encourages attendance.

today's laugh

"Here’s my bill," said the lawyer. "Please pay down $100, and $25 a week thereafter for ten weeks."
"Sounds like buying an automobile," said the client.
"I am," returned the attorney.

The president of the local electric-company was making a stirring address.
"Think of the good the electric-company has done," he cried. "If I were permitted a pun I should say, ‘Honor the Light Brigade.’"
And a customer immediately shouted, "Oh, what a charge they made!"

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INTERESTING MELANGE.

A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

The Phelps Family Home.

Miss Helene Phelps came in this morning from Atlantic City, and went on to Joplin with her friend, Miss Corning.

Col. W. H. Phelps arrived Sunday from Europe, and going to St. Louis brought out the household help this morning ready for housekeeping.


Kansas City Trip is Off.

Capt. Ed Hiatt of the Light Guard this morning received notice that on account of expense, the military feature of the Kansas City Karnival Krewe has been declared off. This knocks out the proposed trip of the Light Guard to Kansas City.


Miss Rose Hornback and Miss Ethel Waldren will give a birthday party this evening. It will be a double-party, Misses Hornback and Walden being the same age.

  Today's Feature


America’s Walk for Diabetes.


The 2001 America’s Walk for Diabetes is scheduled for Sunday, October 7th in Carthage, MO.

Over 38 teams and individuals have preregistered for the largest event held in the Four States area to benefit the American Diabetes Association. Registration will begin from 1-2 p.m. at Carthage Jr. High and the walk will promptly begin at 2 p.m. Each registered walker that raises a minimum of $75 will receive an America’s Walk for Diabetes t-shirt and prizes will be given to anyone raising above the minimum amount. All donations are accepted. Following the walk refreshments will be served sponsored by Pepsi, Blue Bunny Ice Cream, Wal-Mart of Carthage and Ramey/Price Cutter of Neosho.

The American Diabetes Association mission is to prevent and cure diabetes and to improve the lives of all people affected by diabetes. Over 8,600 individuals in Jasper and Newton counties have diabetes and 1/3 do not know it. The American Diabetes Association strives through fund-raisers such as the American Walk for Diabetes to educate, advocate and fund research to find a cure for this disease.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

Just for the record.

The City Council, on March 13, 2001 (the "last Council") passed the ordinance increasing the distance a seller of alcohol had to be from a church or regular place of worship from 100 feet to 300. In June of 2001, the current Council passed an ordinance establishing the main entrance threshold of the buildings as the point of reference to measure the 300 foot distance.

Now whether either or both ordinances were "poor" as defined by Council member Boyer may be debatable. And, although Boyer voted against the "point to point" ordinance in June, she voted in March to establish the 300 feet distance along with eight other members of the last Council.

No judgement, just the facts,

but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

The Super Handyman

by Al Carrell & Kelly Carrell

Screwdrivers are about the most used of all tools. Here’s a great way to store them. Use a round salt box. Fill it with sand, and keep the screwdrivers with the tips poked in the sand. The sand keeps the screwdrivers upright and keeps the container from falling over. It’s easy to pull out a particular screwdriver when you need it. The sand also protects the tools. A drop or two of lightweight oil in the sand would give them even more protection.

Super Hint - If you keep a few basic tools in the trunk of the car and are tired of listening to them rattle around back there, store them in some rubber boots. The boots can keep your tools quiet, and with winter weather around the corner, the boots might come in handy.

Super Hint - To get a better seal on a half-used can of paint and keep it from drying out, put the lid on the can and then turn it upside down for a couple of seconds. The paint itself helps seal the can.

Q: We are planning to pour a new, circular concrete driveway this fall. Is there a rule of thumb on how far apart the expansion joints should be located in a circular drive? - H. H.

A: If the circular drive starts at a concrete walk, you must have an expansion joint at both ends. In between, shoot for additional joints about every eight feet or so.

   

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