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Thursday, September 20, 2001 Volume X, Number 67

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Economic Security Corporation of Southwest Area is requesting Carthage participants in the air conditioner loan program return their A.C.’s to the ESC Outreach office from 8-5 p.m. on Tuesday, September 25th. Clients are asked to bring assistance for removing A.C.’s from vehicles. For more information call 358-3521.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Community Blood Center of the Ozarks will hold a Bloodmobile from 1-6 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 24th at the Fairview Christian Church, 2320 S. Grand. Eligible donors must be at least 17 years old, weigh 110 lbs., and haven’t given blood in the past 56 days. All blood types are needed, especially O-.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Humane Society has a huge friendly male cat named Whiskers who is neutered and declawed. He needs a new home. The Humane Society also needs volunteers of all types. For more information call 358-6402.

today's laugh

"And has your baby learned to talk yet?"
"Oh my, yes. We’re teaching him to keep quiet now."

"What is your new brother’s name?"
Little Jane- "I don’t know yet. We can’t understand a word he says."

1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.

A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

LOYD COWGILL BUILDING.

Broke Ground Today for a Cottage on Grand Avenue.

Ground was staked off by Architect J. A. Prather this morning for a six room cottage to be erected by Loyd Cowgill on his recently purchased lot, next north of A. A. Ramsay’s on Grand avenue.

It will be modern and convenient in every particular, and is to cost $2,000. Bath room, hallways, etc., will make the house practically a 9-room structure.

The building is to be pushed to completion at once, and Loyd assures his friends with a pleasant smile that "it is purely an investment built for rental purposes." Then he looks the other way and suddenly concludes that he has business in another part of town.

  Today's Feature


State Mandate Changes.


The Public Safety Committee voted last Monday evening to recommend three ordinances that would bring the City in line with recent State legislation. According to Committee Chair J.D. Whitledge, the City has no choice but to approve the ordinances.

One ordinance will lower the benchmark for excessive blood alcohol content from ten-hundredths to eight-hundredths.

The second ordinance would increase the amount of Court costs that would go toward the Missouri Crime Victims’ Compensation Fund from $5 to $7.50.

The most discussed ordinance would impose a $25 judgement to be entered for an intoxication-related (driving) offense in favor of the Missouri spinal cord injury fund.

The Committee also were presented with preliminary floor plans for a south fire sub-station. Fire Chief John Cooper told the Committee that a metal structure similar to the new Park Maintenance building would provide a less expensive alternative. The plan showed two bays with accommodations for up to four firemen. Funding for the structure is undetermined at this time.


The Black Mountain Boys
To Perform In The Woodshed.

by Mike Tichenor

This week, our special guests are a group from the Seligman area, deep in the Ozarks. The Black Mountain Boys have been playing together for about a year, but, all members have decades of pickin’ experience.

Fred Black and his son Jackie have been playing old time bluegrass for 30 years and have performed in a variety of different places, including regional festivals and shows, and for a festival at Bass Pro Shops in Springfield last winter.

Joined by Rob Windes and Marty Henry, this foursome does a full range of old time favorites, and loves to play old Gospel tunes, bluegrass style.

We’ll open the evening with local favorites Woodsong, Sounds of The Past. Woodsong, comprised of Lloyd and Joyce Woods, Randy Corbin and Darrell Anderson, wind their way through a mix of old time favorites and some easily recognizable current tunes. You’ll enjoy the sound of the Autoharp, Mountain Dulcimers, Concertina, Guitar and Bass, combined with some good harmonies, along with Lloyd’s own unusual sense of humor.

The music starts at 7:30 P.M.. Concessions will be available starting at 6:30. Admission for the program is $5.00. For more information, please call Main Street Mercantile in Carthage at (417) 358-1800.


NASCAR to the Max

Joining other major sporting leagues, NASCAR did not race this past weekend in Loudon, New Hampshire as scheduled. The decision not to race was primarily a show of support and mourning but, as with other leagues, also one of logistics.

Most of the NASCAR teams headquarters and shops are in the southeast, primarily in North and South Carolina. The majority of the drivers, owners and crews fly to the races each week, with their cars being transported by members of the team whose specific job is driving the transporter. The one way trip for most teams was going to be sixteen hours and would have required numerous vehicles for each team. NASCAR made the decision to postpone the race until November 23, making it the last race of the year.

Those attending the rescheduled race will want to be sure to pack their long johns, stocking caps and mittens.

This Sunday’s race will be held on the one-mile, high banked (24 degrees) oval in Dover, Delaware. Because of the length of the straight aways and the degree of banking through the turns, Dover has earned the title "The Monster Mile." In light of recent events and Dover’s proximity to Washington, D.C. and Dover Air Force Base, NASCAR and Track Management have announced several new security measures. No coolers or backpacks will be allowed inside the stadium and all purses and bags are subject to search.

Look for a very emotional pre-race ceremony in a sport that already prides itself on its patriotism. As the series returns to running on longer tracks than the recent races in Richmond and Bristol, look for more racing and less wrecking.

Dover’s concrete racing surface doesn’t always make for exciting side by side racing, but as the race unfolds and rubber accumulates on the track, two lanes of racing could develop. Of the 43 cars that will make up the starting grid, Spring Dover winner Jeff Gordon, Bobby Labonte, Concrete Ace Tony Stewart, and Jeff Burton should contend for the win in this 400 lap event.


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

You may wanna swing by the Ranch House Restaurant on Sunday on South Grand. They are doin’ a fund raiser for the Red Cross Disaster Fund.

Employees are donatin’ their time for the project and all profits and tips for the day will go toward helpin’ the disaster effort.

The hours are from 11 a.m. until 7 p.m.

With everthin’ that has been goin’ on I’ve forgot to mention that the Kiddieland "save the train" effort is goin’ well. Last I heard about $5,000 had been committed. That still leaves a couple thousand short so don’t let this opportunity slip by. Donations should be sent to Kiwanis, P.O. Box 254, Carthage, Mo., 64836.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Click & Clack
TALK CARS

by Tom & Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

I am currently stationed on Suwon R.O.K. Airbase, Korea. I purchased a beater, or "hoopdee," as many of us in the military do. It ran great for two and a half months, until a lieutenant borrowed my car.

When he returned it ran on only two cylinders. I immediately changed the spark plugs, wires, distributor cap and rotor, all to no avail. The car does not overheat, so I did not suspect a blown head gasket. All the spark plugs fire, but it still only runs on cylinders one and four.

I drove it to Osan Airbase car care center, and they say that it needs a head and valve job. The car is a 1986 Chrysler LeBaron turbo. Please give me some advice-Dan (Captain, U.S. Army)

RAY: I advise you not to lend your car to anymore of those lowly lieutenants, Dan.

TOM: When you have two adjacent cylinders (two and three) that aren’t firing, that almost always means that the head gasket has been blown between those two cylinders. That’s a classic symptom.

RAY: So you probably need a head gasket, and you need to have the head machined. And that’s not cheap. How much is it?

TOM: Well, it depends. Are you paying in South Korean won or U.S. dollars?

RAY: In U.S. dollars it would cost you between $500 and $1,000 retail.

TOM: But you don’t have to pay retail, Dan. Remember, you’re a captain! So I’d pull rank on the guy who borrowed your car. Tell Lieutenant Leadfoot that once he finishes latrine duty, he can start practicing his head-gasket-changing-skills... "on that ’86 LeBaron, soldier!"

   

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