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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysThursday, November 7, 2002 Volume XI, Number 101
 did ya
        know?
 Did Ya Know?. . .The
        McCune-Brooks Hospital Auxiliary Gift Shop will hold its
        annual pre-Christmas sale on Friday, Nov. 8, 2002, from
        9a.m.- 7p.m. The public is encouraged to attend. Light
        refreshments will be served. Did Ya Know?. . .The Hope for
        Hailey Hyperbaric Chamber Fund will have a Shrimp Gumbo
        Feed at 6 p.m. on Sat., Nov. 9th at the Train Barn, west
        Mound St. Road (across from Old Cabin Shop). Public is
        invited. $15 per person, $25 per couple. Did Ya Know?. . .Eminence
        Chapter #93 Order of the Eastern Star will serve Ham
        & Beans, pie, and coffee or tea from 11 a.m.-2 p.m.
        & 4-7 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 8th, at the Masonic Temple
        dining room, 7th & Maple. Cost is $4 for adults.
        Carryouts available | 
    
        | today's
        laugh 
 "Why did you throw the pot of
        geraniums at the plaintiff?""Because of an advertisement, your honor."
 "What advertisement?"
 "Say it with flowers."
 The lawyer called his clerk and said to
        him: "Smith, you have been employed by me for five
        years. To mark my appreciation of this you will now be
        addressed as Mr. Smith." 1902
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of
        Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
        since our last Issue.
 Located by X Rays. Saturday evening about 4 oclock
        Frank Skillen, a 12-year-old boy who lives at his
        parents home on Tenth street near Garrison avenue,
        accidentally shot himself in the hand with a pistol. The boy says that he had been playing
        with the weapon and was just about to lay it on a shelf
        when it was discharged, the 22-caliber ball lodging in
        his left hand near the thumb. He screamed lustily and his
        mother came to his aid and hurried him up town to a
        surgeon. Dr. Taylor took an X ray picture of the
        hand and locating the bullet, cut directly to it. Young
        Skillen will not be permanently injured by the wound. Hear Edward Baxter Perry, the noted
        blind pianist, at the Christian church next Tuesday
        evening. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
 Hope for Hailey.
 
 
 The Hope for Hailey Foundation will host a shrimp
                gumbo feed this Saturday at the Carthage Shrine
                Train Barn on West Mount Street Road (across from
                the Old Cabin Shop). Tickets are $15 per person,
                $25 per couple.
 The Foundation is raising money
                to continue funding of a Hyperbaric Chamber. The
                device allows exposure to high pressure oxygen
                that is said to help victims of Cerebral Palsy,
                strokes, MS, and burns. The Foundation became a legally
                incorporated, non-profit foundation in June of
                2001. The Hope for Hailey
                Foundations goals are to provide Southwest
                Missouri with a hyperbaric chamber, continued
                fund-raising in order to maintain and operate the
                chamber and assist CP childrens families
                with some of the cost.  In August of 2002 the
                Foundation purchased a hyperbaric chamber. In
                September a twenty-eight foot trailer was
                purchased for a temporary home for the chamber. A
                medical technician has been retained to
                administer treatments, and the search is on for a
                medical director and a permanent facility.  
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 
                    Halloween is over, the
                    elections are over, now its time to
                    turn our attention toward that annual
                    celebration of excessive gluttony, Turkey
                    Day. Oh sure, there are those
                    who would tell you the holiday is more about
                    gatherin of family and takin
                    comfort in the efforts and rewards of the
                    harvest. But then, by the last reckonin
                    I heard, less that 2% of us actually take
                    part in a real harvest any more.  Course gettin
                    the family to actually sit down at the table
                    and share a meal probly is
                    somethin out of the ordinary these
                    days. Typically at our family Turkey Day, the
                    table is so full a food no one can sit at the
                    table anyway. I guess when it comes down
                    to it, Thanksgivin is a family day. The
                    food is just serendipity. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by Metcalf Auto Supply | Weekly Column 
 
 Click &
                Clack
 TALK CARS
 
 by Tom
                & Ray Magliozzi
 
 Dear Tom and Ray:
 I am a 16-year-old high-school
                student who is car shopping. I had convinced
                myself that I wanted a small SUV, like a Honda
                CR-V or a Toyota RAV4. But then I started
                considering the likelihood of a rollover, and
                Ive hit a dead end. No matter who you ask,
                everyone has a different recommendation for a
                safe car, but my godparents told me that you are
                the experts. Can you recommend a safe car for a
                16-year-old with a severe fear of future
                accidents and a limited price range ($10K-$12K)?
                I need a solution before my mom and I stop
                speaking over this whole ordeal. Thanks! 
                Barb RAY: Boy, are you in luck,
                Barb! Sometimes the planets just happen to line
                up perfectly, and this is one of those times. TOM: As you might know, Volvo
                has long been known for making very safe, but
                very ugly, cars. But through some interplanetary
                magnetic shift, Volvos have recently become
                "cool" cars among high-school and
                college kids. Why? We dont know. Maybe ugly
                is in. RAY: My brother certainly hopes
                so. Hes been waiting for ugly to come into
                fashion his entire life. TOM: For $10,000-$12,000,
                youll have many choices. You can easily get
                a late 90s Volvo 850 or S70 (theyre
                the same car  Volvo just changed the name
                in 1998). For that money, you should be able to
                get a 1996-98 with a moderate number of
                miles on it (something with 50,000-60,000 would
                be ideal). And dont spend all of your money
                on the car. Save some for maintenance and
                repairs. RAY: Or you can get an older,
                classic Volvo, like a 240, which is a real tank.
                In that case, youll spend a lot less on the
                car, but youll need a bit more of the
                savings to cover the inevitable repairs. So hang
                on to it |  
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