Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Train Crew will have a Hotdog & Chili Feed from 5-8 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 26th at the Train Barn, west Mound St. (across from the Old Cabin Shop). The public is invited. Cost is $5 for adults, $3 for children. Did Ya Know?. . .The Diabetic Support Group will meet at 4 p.m. on Wednesday, October 30th in the McCune-Brooks hospital cafeteria. Call 359-2355 for more information. |
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today's
laugh A farmer’s wife was having trouble with a skunk in the cellar. She called the county agent and asked what to do. The county agent said, "Put a trail of crumbs from the cellar door to the outside. The skunk’ll follow it and leave." Two days later, the farmer’s wife called again: "It didn’t work. Now I’ve got two skunks!" An appliance salesman is trying to sell
a fan to an Eskimo. The Eskimo looks at him in disbelief,
saying, "It’s fifty below up here." The boss comes in and asks the clerk,
"Where’s the accountant?"
A DAYLIGHT BURGLARY. A burglar visited J. T. Batts’ residence at 1006 South Grant street yesterday afternoon, between two and three o’clock, and stole a watch and chain and a small amount of money from a purse. Mrs. Batts stepped across the street to a neighbor’s for a few minutes, leaving the house alone and the back door open. She was gone but a little while. When she returned she noticed immediately that the door leading from the sewing room up stairs was open although it had been shut when she left. Her suspicions were at once aroused and she noticed a piece of silk hanging out of the dresser drawer where she had recently placed her watch. She knew by this that the drawer had been opened during her absence. Investigation showed that the watch was gone, also a small amount of money from a purse which lay on the dresser. The empty purse remained. So far no one was seen to approach or leave the house during Mr. Batts’ absence.
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