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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, October 28, 2002 Volume XI, Number 93
 did ya
        know?
 
 
 
 Did Ya Know?. . .The Lincoln Ladies Republican Womens
        Club will meet at 6:30 p.m. on Mon., Oct. 28th at the
        Ranch House in Carthage, MO. This is a membership drive
        for anyone interested. Did Ya Know?. . .The Diabetic
        Support Group will meet at 4 p.m. on Wednesday, October
        30th in the McCune-Brooks hospital cafeteria. Call
        359-2355 for more information. Did Ya Know?. . .The Salvation
        Army Soup Kitchen, 125 E. Fairview, will be serving
        Chicken Pot Pie, Fruit Jello with coffee, tea, and juices
        today, Oct. 28th. | 
    
        | today's
        laugh 
 Nancy: Where do little
        ghost football players kick their footballs?Alice: Over the ghoul posts.
 Ted: Does your dog have a license?Ned: No, hes not old enough to drive.
 Sam: Whats the longest word in
        the English language?Joe: And now heres a word from our sponsor.
 Newspaper Ad: Broken Guitar For Sale.
        No Strings Attached.
 Diner: Waiter, my plate is wet.
 Waiter: Thats your soup, sir.
 1902
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of
        Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
        since our last Issue.
 Richard
        Carvel Tonight. No work of fiction ever lent itself as
        effectively or more acceptable to stage uses than Winston
        Churchills "Richard Carvel," which is to
        be seen at the Opera House tonight. In the dramatization
        of this stirring romance there was found in the book
        material sufficient for half a dozen plays, and the
        effort of the dramatist was toward consideration rather
        an elaboration of incident and action. The result is a
        drama which for virility of action and wealth of incident
        has not been excelled in modern play building. The story
        opens with spirit, unfolds with rapidity, and reaches
        conclusion after a series of stirring scenes ingeniously
        and effectively interwoven with a thread of sentiment
        which heightens the effect without delaying the action. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Precious
                Moments Lights on Friday.
 
 
 The Precious Moments Christmas
                Lighting Ceremony will be held this Friday,
                November 1. Seating will began at 5 p.m. and the
                ceremony will begin at 5:30 p.m. in the Fountain
                of Angels Theater. The lighting ceremony is a
                free event offered to the public to celebrate the
                Christmas season. The program will include the
                numerous holiday songs performed by several
                groups. The Precious Moments Singers will
                entertain, along with the Christ Church of
                Oronogo Choirs. The church choirs include both a
                children and an adult choir, under the direction
                of Russell Ball. At the conclusion of the
                performance, guests will participate in the
                candle lighting service. As guest leave the
                theater, they will be greeted by hundreds of
                thousands of Christmas lights throughout the
                Precious Moments grounds. Starting on November 1, Chapel
                Center hours during the holidays will be 9 a.m.
                to 9 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and 9 a.m. to
                10 p.m. Friday and Saturday. During this season,
                the singers at the Fountain of Angels Shows
                perform holiday favorites at the Fountain and the
                Visitors Center. 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 
                    Im probly a
                    little behind times. I just started
                    noticin theyre puttin those
                    pop-tops on soup cans now. Then I see they
                    have em on fruit and vegetable cans,
                    dog food cans and bout any kinda can
                    out there. Course for those of
                    us not willin or able to take advantage
                    of these improvements, the bottom of the can
                    can still be opened the old fashioned way,
                    with a can opener. ( I love it when two words
                    spelled the same that mean different things
                    fit into a sentence.) I suppose what must
                    surprise me the most is how long it took
                    em to get around to this. These pop
                    tops were on small cans of fruit, pudding and
                    potted meat years ago. Im guessin
                    there will soon be a market for those
                    obsolete can openers in the flea markets.
                    Reminders of the good ol days. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by Carthage Printing Services | Weekly Column 
 
 
 
 THIS IS A HAMMER By Samantha Mazzotta Q: We moved into an older house
                this summer that were in the process of
                restoring. Many of the windows have cracked or
                broken glass and are in warped frames that let
                drafts in. Is there a cost-effective way to
                replace these before winter comes?  Denise
                S., Hartford, Conn. A: Since youre trying to
                increase the homes value, replacing the
                older windows with cheap alternatives will cost
                more money in the long run. This winter, keep the
                drafty windows in place, but consider a couple of
                options to make the house more heat-efficient.
                Your first option is to replace the broken panes
                of glass, then add weatherstripping and silicone
                sealant to stop drafts. A second option is to cover the
                windows, inside and out, through the winter and
                until you can afford to have them completely
                replaced. Heavy-duty, clear plastic is one
                material used to seal broken windows. An
                acquaintance of mine actually put up a wall in
                front of one row of windows that she
                couldnt afford to replace immediately in
                her old house. Small glass panes can be replaced
                rather easily, and weatherstripping is a snap to
                install. If the windows are double-hung,
                remove the upper and lower windows and lay them
                on a flat work surface. Now, collect your tools:
                a heat gun, a putty knife and caulking gun, a
                sanding block and a paintbrush. Youll also
                need glazing, glaziers points, and wood
                sealer for the finishing job. If the frames are so warped
                that weatherstripping alone wont stop the
                weather, apply a thicker sealant inside the
                frames of the window panes. It wont look
                pretty, but youll stay warm until you can
                afford to have the windows replaced. |  
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