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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, October 7, 2002 Volume XI, Number 78
 did ya
        know?
 Did Ya Know?. . .October is "Adopt a Shelter Dog
        Month," and the Carthage Humane Society will hold an
        adoption day to the north of the memorial gardens of the
        Carthage Public Library from 9 a.m.-noon on Saturday,
        October 12th. Did Ya Know?. . .The
        McCune-Brooks Hospital will have free Friends and Family
        CPR classes starting at 5 p.m. on Tuesday, October 15th
        in the mbh cafeteria. Snacks provided. Call 359-2423 or
        359-2432 to register. | 
    
        | today's
        laugh 
 Joe: Martin is so rich
        that he goes to drive-in moves. Jack: Whats so special about
        that? A lot of people go to drive in movies. Joe: In a taxi? Sam: What always gets answered even
        though it never asks a question? Joe: A doorbell. Karen: Doctor,  I need help. My
        cousin this hes an elevator. Doctor: He thinks hes an
        elevator? Send him right up. Karen: I cant. He doesnt
        stop at this floor. Sister: Did you take a bath? Brother: Why? Is there one missing?1902
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of
        Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
        since our last Issue.
 LAW
        PARTNERSHIP FORMED. H. J. Green and W.
        Alfred Kennedy Go  Into an Office in
        Snyder Building. Harry J. Green and W. Alfred Kennedy
        have formed a law partnership under the firm name of
        Green & Kennedy and have moved their offices to the
        Snyder building, in the second story, where they have
        everything fitted up nicely. Mrs. D. H. Townsend and son, Virgil, of
        Ohio, came as far as Monett last night with Mrs. L. D.
        Hiatt, who was on her way home from an Ohio visit. Mrs.
        Townsend and son, after spending a period at Eureka
        Springs, will visit for some time with old Ohio friends
        northeast of town. Dr. Husseys new quarters on west
        Third street are accessible and comfortable and the
        doctor is prepared to do all dental work in an up-to-date
        manner. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Council Meet Tuesday. The City Council is scheduled
                to meet for its regular bimonthly meeting
                tomorrow evening at 7:30 in City Hall. The agenda includes second
                reading of Council bill 02-72 that would amend
                the FY2003 budget and appropriate up to $7,000
                from Lodging Tax funds for the Main Street
                Carthage "Capture Carthage" advertising
                campaign. Also scheduled for second
                reading is Council bill 02-73 which would annex
                property lying adjacent and southeast of the
                intersection of Chapel Road and HH Highway. The Council is scheduled to
                hear a presentation by the New Beginnings
                Development of Springfield, Missouri and a
                request for endorsement of a proposed affordable
                housing development of 36 single family homes. The Council will have the
                opportunity to vote on a resolution that would
                endorse the Missouri Constitutional Amendment
                Number 4 which would authorize joint Municipal
                Utility projects subject to local rather than
                state regulation. Members of the Carthage Water
                and Electric Plant Board have spoken in favor of
                the amendment. 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 
                    I
                    cant pass a nail layin on the
                    street without stoppin to pick it up
                    and get it outa traffic. The habit comes from
                    watchin my dad over the years. It was
                    somethin ya did. "Somebody will end up
                    with that in a tire," he might say. Im sure he also had
                    selfish reasons for doin his good turn.
                    I also learned how to change a tire by
                    watchin Dad. Usually a nail that had
                    not been retrieved in time. I suppose there are those
                    who have never made the connection between a
                    lonely nail or screw layin in the road
                    and any consequences. Or they just figure
                    luck will keep that particular nail from
                    becomin a thorn in their side. I suppose tween my
                    dad and uncles, my brother and me, weve
                    put a pretty good dent in the flat
                    fixin business, but I know of at least
                    a couple little pricks we missed. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by Carthage Printing Services | Weekly Column 
 THIS IS A HAMMER By Samantha Mazzotta Q: How can I get hard-water
                stains and spots off of the glass doors in my
                shower? Ive tried cleaning them with
                bleach, but it hasnt worked. 
                Mercedes K., via e-mail A: Bleach doesnt really
                do the trick because hard-water stains are a type
                of mineral buildup, rather than just a
                discoloration. Scrubbers and abrasive pads also
                wont work, because they can scratch the
                glass badly. Try these methods of cleaning
                mineral buildup, starting with the simplest
                remedy: vinegar. Use plain white vinegar, cut
                half-and-half with water, and apply it to the
                door with a soft cloth or sponge. Let the
                vinegar-water solution sit for about 10 minutes,
                then wipe the door down and rinse it. If the
                mineral buildup is still visible, use a stronger
                concentration of vinegar to water (3 parts
                vinegar to 1 part water) and repeat the process. A much stronger solution is a
                bubbly paste that can increase the speed at which
                the mineral deposit is dissolved. Its very
                strong, though, so test this solution in a tiny
                corner of the door to make sure it wont mar
                the glass. Put one tablespoon of cream of
                tartar into a small cup. Then, pour one teaspoon
                of white vinegar over it. The mixture will
                immediately start bubbling. Use an old, soft
                toothbrush to mix the ingredients further, then
                apply the foaming paste to the water stains with
                the toothbrush, scrubbing gently in small
                circles. (For the record, baking soda and vinegar
                also produce a foamy reaction, but baking soda is
                slightly more abrasive than cream of tartar.) Let
                the mixture sit on the door for about 10 minutes,
                then wipe away and rinse. This may sound like
                bragging, but I keep a gallon of vinegar beneath
                the bathroom sink. Its very effective at
                cleaning mineral buildup around the sink and tub
                faucets, as well as inside the toilet tank (I use
                a half-and-half water solution and let it soak
                for an hour, then drain, wipe the tank and
                rinse). Before I left the apartment
                scene, I moved into a place that had tub and
                shower controls so covered with mineral deposits
                that I thought they were galvanized iron. I
                soaked several rags in vinegar and wrapped them
                around the faucet and controls, then put plastic
                wrap around the rags and secured them in place
                with rubber bands. I removed the shower head and
                placed it in a bowl of half-and-half solution. I
                waited an hour, then unwrapped the faucet. The
                mineral deposits fell away from the metal or were
                wiped away with no scrubbing, revealing gleaming
                stainless steel hardware.  |  
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